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Welcome to Tuesday

It's Tuesday again, and you know what that means: a bunch of us are calling in sick to play the video games that came out today, and we hope you can, too. Of course, for some ThinkGeek employees it'll just be an extension of last week's Warlords of DraeNorwalk virus, which had a bit longer incubation period than anyone was expecting. We're most excited about Dragon Age Inquisition but there are more than a few of us here who are fans of the Far Cry series, and even a few GTA folks. So, yeah. It's kind of a miracle that you're even reading this message. We have a lot of new loot. When you take a break from gaming, check out the below.

What's New at ThinkGeek!

Cyber Monday $1,000 Shopping Spree - Gift giving FTW!

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Can't decide on who's been naughty or nice this year? Now, you don't have to! Give ALL the gifts this holiday season after you win our Cyber Monday $1,000 shopping spree. Just enter your details on our form and we'll announce a winner on Monday, 12/1. That $1,000 will get you tons of geeky toys, apparel, and gadgets for friends and family... or $1,000 worth of goodies just for you. Expert Mode: If we receive over 10,000 entries, another $1,000 winner will be selected! The entry period closes at 11:59pm ET on 11/28, so be sure to enter today!

ThinkGeek Holiday Meh 2014 - Free with $30+ purchase!

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This year's holiday shirt is perfect for folks who are just not feeling it. Our "pepper-meh-tee" shirt lets those around you know that you're not in the festive spirit and perhaps they would be safer keeping their jolly to themselves. Maybe you got another fruitcake/doorstop. Or maybe you already know you're on the naughty list. Whatever the reason, express your ennui with this shirt, which is free with $30+ purchase when you put it in your cart and enter code STRIPED at checkout. Offer good while supplies last. So hurry. Or, you know, don't. Whatever.

Death Star Bluetooth Speaker - Bad that's-no-moon rising

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Meet the iHome Death Star Bluetooth Speaker. When you're not using it, it's a lovely c. 4 1/2" diameter Death Star on an acrylic stand. When you are using it, it's a wireless speaker with one-touch connectivity to your Bluetooth device. Oh, and did we mention it also lights up? Yup. It can also play music from devices with a standard 3.5mm audio out jack (if it has a standard headphone jack, you're good). Unfortunately, the model we got does not include Concave Dish Composite Beam Superlaser, but you know, them's the breaks.

Han Solo in Carbonite Shower Curtain - We like him where he is

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Han Solo likes to do everything by himself. It's in his name and in his nature. So it's only fitting, then, that we celebrate a room where one is normally alone with his image. And that room is: the bathroom! Now your bathroom can look a little more like Jabba's palace (without all the giant robot spider monks) with this Han Solo in Carbonite Shower Curtain. It's like having Han in your bathroom without the risk of him seeing you nekkid. Because even if Han Solo did thaw out, he'd still have a touch of Hibernation sickness (i.e. temporary blindness), which would give you just enough time to get some clothes on.

Chewbacca Rugs - Fur on the floor

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We imagine that Boba Fett has a "Fett Cave" at home. It's a special room where his big screen TV hangs, and it's decorated with all sorts of trophies and mementos from his various jobs. And if he had his way, his floors would be covered in Wookiee pelts, specifically Chewbacca's. Well, at least now he can pretend, and so can you. These Chewbacca rugs feature 100% synthetic Wookiee fur with a bandolier running diagonally across them. And, they come in two different sizes, so you can use the big one in your "Fett Cave" and the smaller one to make Slave I a little cozier. Just don't let Chewie see them; he'll rip your arms off.

2015 Despair Calendar - "Holidays" submitted by ThinkGeek fans - YOU!

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Once again, ThinkGeek teams up with the hilarious demotivators over at Despair, Inc. to produce our very own custom calendar, perfect for the jaded geek in all of us. Demotivator artwork for every month reminds you that you're not special, while geeky dates and factoids (suggested by YOU, our fans) help you feel at least a little smarter. No matter what kind of geek you are, this calendar is for you. Feel the jaded, yet loving embrace of your ThinkGeek Despair, Inc calendar as it reminds you that you're not alone in thinking that you're surrounded by idiots.

Epic Flooring Options - Call ThinkGeeeeeek today

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Are you ready to give your floors a new look but not quite ready to commit to new flooring? Take your rooms from mundane to fantastic with one of our new rugs: the Critical Hit d20 Rug, the Legendary Dragon Rug, or the Magical Unicorn Rug. Made from polyester pile, these rugs are perfect to have underfoot in your castle. Your home is your castle, right? Well, it'll be even more castle once you add one of these. A ThinkGeek exclusive!

Mega Man Collectible Enamel Pin Sets - Rockman wearable art

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Mega Man was a big part of our childhood. We emulated him as best we could, always making sure to fire our real Mega Buster with our upstage arm. Now it's time to relive some of our favorite characters by wearing them! As pins! If you like the original game, then the 8-Bit set is for you. If you like the characters, but want them a little more animated, grab the Anime set. Or get them both and be the mega-est Mega Man fan in town. These pins look great wherever you display them: on your wall, on your clothes, or on the lanyard of your next Con ID badge. Mega awesome!

Firefly Serenity Flash Drive - 8GB of shiny

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The Serenity is a pretty bucket of bolts, and we sure love carrying around this metal replica. But you know what's even better? Press the top of the ship, and a USB drive pops out the back. Use it to hold all your important data, your ship's crew reviews, and what cargo you're carrying (and what cargo you don't want people to know you're carrying). Also, it's a great place to keep your Firefly fanfic. Or, just fly it around making space noises. The Firefly Serenity Flash drive - watch us store... our data.

Two new W.A.T.C.H.E.S. from S.H.I.E.L.D. - Official gear

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Welcome to S.H.I.E.L.D. ladies and gentlemen. Upon exiting, you will be taken through the gift shop. There you can purchase such memorable things as the S.H.I.E.L.D. Watch. It's silver and fashionable and features the S.H.I.E.L.D. logo on its face. Pssst. Come over here. Nick Fury has been watching you. He thinks you're skilled enough to be a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent instead of just a visitor. For you, he recommends the covert styling of the Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Watches. They come in two styles: dress and field (dress has a metal band and field has a silicone band). These watches are just for agents, so you'll be in the elite of the S.H.I.E.L.D. elite if you wear one. We think you're ready.

New Doctor Who Tableware - It's time for a party

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The table is set for the perfect Doctor Who dinner party. Our Doctor Who TARDIS Tablecloth is out, ready to protect our tabletops with its timey-wimey, fabricy-wabricy goodness (that was hard to type). On top, we've placed our Doctor Who Melamine Square Plate Set. They look like the TARDIS, too. Ok, so all we need now is the food. Oh no, we forgot to put it in the oven! Don't worry, we'll just do a little vworp vworp vworping, pop back in time, put the food in the oven, and return to right now. Then, the perfect Doctor Who dinner party will actually have some dinner. Time to party; be right back!

Earth Spinning Globe - 'Round and 'round it goes

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And if our planet ever suddenly stopped, we wouldn't actually go flying off it (but we would slide across it at about 1000 mph). This Earth Spinning Globe goes 'round and 'round, too. Also, just like the real Earth, the Earth Spinning Globe is powered by low-light solar cells and surrounded by an acrylic sphere! But seriously, the Earth Spinning Globe is gorgeous. When it gets a little juice from the sun, it will begin to slowly and meditatively turn. Place it on the acrylic stand and you won't get any work done as you stare into its out-of-this-world (but just barely), kinetic beauty.

Star Wars Imperial Handbook Deluxe Edition - With lights and sounds

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Written by actual Imperial Officers, the Imperial Handbook is THE guide for newly-promoted Imperial Commanders. Full of Imperial battle tactics, mission reports, equipment supply chains, and more, the Imperial Handbook shows how all these puzzle pieces fit into the Emperor's plan for galactic domination. Following the Battle of Endor, this copy fell into the hands of the Rebel Alliance (just look for the notes in the margins from Princess Leia, General Madine, Han Solo, and Luke Skywalker). Plus, we can't forget the epic presentation case with lights and sounds and moving doors and stuff. Get this Imperial Handbook Deluxe Edition today and there might be an Imperial Military medal in your future!

Star Trek Bag Collection - Be ready for anything the universe throws at you

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Space: the final frontier. With this collection at your side, you can explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations and boldly go where no bag has gone before. The metaphor works on multiple levels, too, since these bags have plenty of space inside for exploration. All joking aside, there's one of these that fits your lifestyle, from wallets on the smaller end to the large messenger bag and backpack. Whatever your preferred method is of gathering your stuff? If you're a fan of Star Trek, this line pretty much has you covered.

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