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Exclusive Doctor Who Gallifreyan Symbols Blanket - Marathon viewing time

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Circular Gallifreyan makes us think of two things which we recall fondly: the inner workings of a pocket watch and our Spirograph set. We've pondered investing a few hours to learn our way around Sherman's methodology for the language, but then the BBC pops out a design like this one that upstages it, and we think, "Ehn. There's a video game we could be playing instead." This Exclusive Doctor Who Gallifreyan Symbols Micro Raschel Throw measures 50" x 60". Super soft, it features several characters from circular Gallifreyan and the new style DW logo. Perfect for curling up on the couch and binging on your favorite Doctor.

Star Wars Light Saber BBQ Tongs - A tool to flip over

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By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they've made barbecue well-nigh irresistible. Can't you almost smell the odor of perfectly seared tauntaun, wafting through the airlock.... Yeah, okay, so maybe tauntaun wasn't the right meat to start with. You can figure out what goes best with Sith when you wield your own Star Wars Lightsaber BBQ Tongs. Modelled on Darth Vaders lightsaber, these almost 2 ft. long tongs have a heat-resistant plastic handle. A button on the side provides classic lightsaber sound effects you'll flip (burgers) for. BBQ at Uncle Owen's!

Legend of Zelda Puzzle - Not THAT kind of puzzle

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We generally don't understand people who hang jigsaw puzzles on their walls. For us the point of puzzles is the journey, not the destination. However, we could make an exception for this puzzle. Why this one? You put together a gorgeous, antique-looking map of Hyrule, complete with Hylian lettering. It deserves to be displayed on a wall. For those of us lucky of enough to have them, it'd be perfect in a library. And for those of us not? It looks equally great hanging near your gaming console. It makes everything more stately.

Godzilla 24" Head to Tail Action Figure - Heeere lizard, lizard, lizard...

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This Godzilla is 12" tall, 24" long, and 200% awesome (that's 100% more awesome than all your 6" action figures)! With over 25 points of articulation, he features an authentic "roar" (presumably authentic when compared to real-life Godzilla). This Godzilla action figure looks great in your office; he looks great in your den. And just think, if real atomic blasts hit him, he's small enough to be domesticated. So show Godzilla some love while he's still only a foot tall and plastic... just in case.

Breaking Bad Vinyl Pop Figures - Everybody's favorite meth dealers!

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So the names of some of these Funko pop versions of characters from Breaking Bad may be slight spoilers, but look. The show is over. If you wanted to watch it, you've had plenty of opportunities. So don't whine at us if you read the list below and are surprised. Pick up these super-cute Funko pop! versions of your favorite dealers (and friends) to decorate your own meth lab. Choose Saul Goodman, Gus Fring, Gus Fring Dead, Hank Schrader, Heisenberg, Jesse Pinkman, Jesse Pinkman Cook, Mike Ehrmantraut, Walter White, or Walter White Cook. Just remember that if that's where you keep them, they might be seized as evidence. Course, at that point, that's the least of your problems.

Star Wars Stackable Mugs - For all your mixed drinks

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This set of 3 stacking Star Wars mugs come printed with Luke, Han, and a Stormtrooper. One mug has all the heads, the next all the torsos, and the last all the feet, so you can put Han's signature pants with Luke's boots from Tatooine and a Stormtrooper helmet. Naturally, the mixing and matching is best done when they're devoid of liquid so you're not compromising your coffee. This is probably the first and only time we've gotten a giggle out of seeing dishes stacked in the sink.

R2-D2 USB Car Charger - Back in stock!

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You guys said you needed this R2-D2 USB Car Charger, and we've finally wrestled this shipment of them out of the clutches of the scavenging Jawas who live in the back of our warehouse. Same deal as last time: he plugs into your vehicle's cigarette lighter adapter and provides 2 USB charging ports, each of which provides 2.1 Amps (enough to charge 2 tablets simultaneously). Plus, he rotates, whistles, and beeps. But act fast. We don't know how long we'll have them in stock. In other news, anybody know a good exterminator?

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