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Zinj and the Leakeys

Doesn't that title sound like some hipster band that's about to make it big? One night only at Olduvai Gorge! On July 17th, 1959, Mary Leakey discovered a partial cranium of a new species of early human ancestor, Zinjanthropus boisei, 'Zinj' to his friends. His molars were clearly made for grinding, proving something equivalent to the DMV existed even 1.75 million years ago. Of course, now that he's made it big, he prefers to go by Paranthropus boisei. Whatever. He'll always be Zinj to us.

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Save $10 - The happiest place on Earth

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59 years ago today Disneyland opened its gates to guests for the first time for preview day. Guess how much the first ticket to Disneyland was? $1. Rides actually cost extra at the time, but still quite the deal considering prices today. You know what's another deal? We're offering $10 off your $40+ purchase. Use code SAVETEN now through 11:59pm ET 7/20/14 for your own wild ride.
Save $10 - The happiest place on Earth

Periodic Table of Elements Blanket - Keep warm with science!

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Periodically, we get a little chilly. And there's nothing better to snuggle up with than a good ol' heaping helping of science. Combining the visual aesthetics of classic apothecary packaging with graphical elements of the periodic table, a wonderfully geeky blanket was born - like you formed a molecule by combining awesome and science, with the result being the result being this Periodic Table of Elements Blanket. And hey, you could also always use it to decorate a table - a Mendeleev table. Oh, that joke just won't get old. As opposed to Mendeleev. He's so old, he's dead.
Periodic Table of Elements Blanket - Keep warm with science!

Blades of the Rainbow Ninja - Unicorn Special Forces

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Unicorns don't just fart rainbows, they also craft them into some of the coolest weapons around. Just look at these two sets! First, there's the set of Viper Twin Swords. Two swords (each a different size) await action in their nylon scabbard. And then there's the Triple Rainbow Knives set. Three knives, designed by Gil Hibben, shimmer and wait for action. Sure, all five of these blades really look like rainbows because of a titanium coating over stainless steel, but we like to pretend it's really unicorn magic. Suit up with both sets, add a unicorn head mask and a cape, and you're ready to join the elite corps of the Rainbow Ninja.
Blades of the Rainbow Ninja - Unicorn Special Forces

Iron Man Mark V Armor Suitcase Mobile Fuel Cell - Stark power

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Tony Stark has a need for power like no other. With all his Iron Man suits, his gadgets, and his fancy houses, he consumes A TON of electricity. And if there's one thing he hates, it's to have his phone and tablet's batteries get low on juice. That's why, to match his Iron Man Mark V Armor Suitcase, he created this 1/4 scale Fuel Cell version (it's accurate enough to be a prop replica, too, made from the original prop and digital files). The Mark V Fuel Cell features 12,000 mAh of energy read to course through two USB ports (5V at 1 amp and 5V at 2 amp), so you can charge your tablet and phone simultaneously. With this charger, you could almost call Tony: Power Man (except Luke Cage would be angry).
Iron Man Mark V Armor Suitcase Mobile Fuel Cell - Stark power

The Official Sharknado Survival Guide - Stayin' alive

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There are all sorts of meteorological/biological hazards on the horizon. Sharknadoes, arachnoquakes, ice twisters, piranhacondas, mega pythons, and robocrocs are just some of the many disasters which will plague the future of humankind. Things and creatures and things-mixed-with-creatures that could only be spawned from the tortured mind of a truly mad scientist. And at some point this mad scientist just might release his or her animalpocalypses on our world. We think the only thing to do is to get this book and be prepared. And when disaster finally strikes, we'll see you on the other side (we're ready, too)!
The Official Sharknado Survival Guide - Stayin' alive

Attack on Titan Figmas - "If you win, you live."

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Figma are some of the most flexible action figures on the market, which makes them the perfect match for Attack on Titan action figures. Eren (coming soon!) and Mikasa are ready and waiting, fully Fimga-ized, to fly into action. They each come with multiple faces with different expressions, multiple hands, "smoke" effect bits, two different types of grappling hooks, removable cloak, and their 3-D Maneuvering Gear (fully removable). Also removable are the blades on the swords, so you can go from zooming through the air to fighting poses. And how will you get these poses to look super awesome: the included stand, of course. It will allow you to pose Eren and Mikasa in any pose imaginable, even if they are in mid-air! Figma and Attack on Titan truly put the "action" back into action figure.
Attack on Titan Figmas - "If you win, you live."

BoomCo Blasters - New blaster tech on the block

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BoomCo blasters feature Smart Stick darts, which utilize technology three years in the making. What's so special about them? They only stick to Targets and Shields. Nothing else. The Farshot and Rapid Madness each come with a Target (like a bullseye sticker) and pop-out Shields. The Rapid Madness shoots fast and the Farshot shoots (you guessed it) far. And since each one has Shields, it's easy to collect ammo from your opponents (gather what stuck to your Shield and reload)! Plus, to make sure you have as much fun as you can, we have some refill packs and Target sets (like a shooting gallery in one package). Experience the Smart Stick darts for yourself and you'll be left with one question: are these the blasters you've been looking for?
BoomCo Blasters - New blaster tech on the block

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