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Happy 2 days after the 27th illustrious anniversary of Spaceballs! We've been busy finding new moichandise for you, so we forgot to say something on the actual anniversary. We were going to go back to then now, but we just missed it. And so we send you at ludicrous speed straight into an asteroid belt of new products. Good luck out there.

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Save $10 - The Case of the Purloined Hamilton

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Holmes sprang from his chair and paced about the room. Timothy, a simian of great renown, had come seeking his services in the matter of recovering a lost bill - $10, in point of fact - on every order $40 or more. In order to investigate properly, Holmes needed customers to recreate the situation so that he might then deduce the cause. "We should not waste time even to discuss this mystery. You must get them to act instantly, using code AFOOT before 11:59pm ET 6/29/14, when it will be too late!"
Save $10 - The Case of the Purloined Hamilton

Razer Blackwidow Ultimate 2014 Mechanical Keyboard - New for 2014

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When we game, we want to kick some butt. At least, most of us do. If you're playing in easy mode and enjoying the story, more power to you, but this isn't your product. If your only goal is to destroy everyone and everything in your path, read on! The new version of Razer's BlackWidow Keyboard features the very first mechanical switches designed with gamers in mind, 10 key roll-over in gaming mode, fully-programmable keys for on-the-fly macro recording, and way more. You won't even miss the bubblegum.
Razer Blackwidow Ultimate 2014 Mechanical Keyboard - New for 2014

Tanooki Suit Mario Limited Edition Statue - He can fly!

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Tanooki Suit Mario is Mario dressed in a suit that sort of looks like the tanuki. And the tanuki is mainly known for one very large, magical feature. It can spin its tail around and fly! Oh wait, that's Tanooki Mario. And this statue is a glorious, and very limited edition, statue of one of our favorite Mario costumes of all times. Mario stands over a foot tall and is just about to whip his tail. Now, he's not going to whip his tail back and forth, we would never go there for a joke. What he IS going to do is take to the air and fly! Then he'll probably drop nuts or something on Bowser's car. Now, that's where we'd go for a joke!
Tanooki Suit Mario Limited Edition Statue - He can fly!

Bison Airlighter - Flame on!

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The fire triangle. There are three things a fire needs: fuel, heat, and oxygen. If you provide the first, Bison Airlighter can bring the other two. First it ignites your fuel in 10 seconds or less with a 4-inch 2600° F flame. Then the fire-propagating fan comes on to bring your fuel to high heat in a minute or less. Plus, you know you're going to look cool pulling this baby out when your friends are vainly attempting to strike their damp safety matches. Now you're cooking with science. And Airlighter.
Bison Airlighter - Flame on!

Firefly Brown Coat Replica - Goes with your pretty floral bonnet

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You know what we think? You need this coat. You know how we know? Because you are So Very Pretty. You are just too pretty to go without this coat for one more day. AbbyShot just debuted this version, which features a smooth leather lining on the inside of the coat. The suede outer fabric features custom-created replica brass buckles. And, man, it smells great. Better than a field-worn 6-year-old (at least) uniform jacket, we can tell you that.
Firefly Brown Coat Replica - Goes with your pretty floral bonnet

Attack on Titan Colossal Edition - Volumes 1-5

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Everything changed when the Titans appeared. They ate people and then they ate more people. Since it didn't seem like they were going to stop, humans retreated behind a series of protective walls. This made us feel safer... for a time. Recently, the Titans broke through the walls and life changed for a second time. And it was again with the eating of the peoples and the screaming and the fleeing and the.... Luckily, this isn't really our present. But it is to Eren and Mikasa and Armin and all the others in the work of Attack on Titan. The Attack on Titan Colossal Edition Volume 1 includes Vol. 1-5 of Attack on Titan in an extra-large 7" x 10.5" size. Plus, it's got 15 color pages never published in any other book - not even in Japan!
Attack on Titan Colossal Edition - Volumes 1-5

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