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Dear Tetris,

Happy 30th anniversary. We've enjoyed spending lots of quality time with you over the years. We appreciate that you helped scientists prove that the brain uses dreaming to reinforce learning. But we are especially grateful that you let us clean stuff up without touching Other People's Stuff. (And that you give us a reason to use the word "orthogonally.")

Sincerely, Your Monkey Fans at ThinkGeek.

P.S. We made you a cake, but it disappeared.

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Berserk Guts 1/6 Deluxe Figure - Officially-licensed collectible

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It's hard to believe how long Berserk has existed. So we'll ask our fans of Kentaro Miura's creation out there: manga, anime, or movies? And how long do you think Miura can keep making the magic? This 1/6 scale version of Guts from Berserk: The Golden Age is part of Part of Medicom's Real Action Heroes (RAH) series (#636). It includes removable helmet (with adjustable visor), cloak, sword, dagger, multiple hands, and stand, plus a limited-edition "battle mode" face. Does not include 1/6 scale dropcloth, which is probably something the series should have to avoid getting the rest of your figures all gross.
Berserk Guts 1/6 Deluxe Figure - Officially-licensed collectible

Game Of Thrones Flash Drives - Because sometimes the North forgets

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The North Remembers, but, you know, sometimes the North forgets, too, so it's always good to have the files with you, just in case you blank. And with one of these lovely flash drives, featuring either House Stark's Direwolf Sigil or the Hand of the King, even if you don't remember right offhand, you can look things up. The North's clever like that. These removable, ultra-fast, ultra-thin, waterproof USB flash drives are 8 GB each. Hand of the King is an exact scale replica of the television prop, and the Direwolf's head pops off. Yeah. We went there.
Game Of Thrones Flash Drives - Because sometimes the North forgets

Jellyfish Bouncy Desk Chair - Bounce on your butt.

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Do people chide you for sitting on your butt all day? Well, it's time to get a little exercise while sitting on a new type of chair. The Jellyfish Bouncy Chair is actually a small, inflatable exercise ball on a steel frame - all wrapped in a stretchy-soft material. By sitting on a bouncy ball your posture naturally improves (which can help alleviate back pain and such), your abs kick in and get a workout without you knowing it, and you can wake yourself up when you feel the afternoon sleeps coming on. How do you wake yourself up? By bouncing!! This chair makes sitting a bit healthier and a ton more fun. Plus, it feels like you're sitting on an upside down butt, which just gives the Jellyfish Bouncy Chair bonus points in our book!
Jellyfish Bouncy Desk Chair - Bounce on your butt.

Olloclip iPhone Lenses - Even more options for your 5/5S

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More and more, people are venturing out with their phones as their sole camera, and companies like Olloclip provide add-ons that make it that much more viable. Compatible with both the iPhone 5 and 5S, Olloclip's Camera Lens System is a quick-connect option that includes fisheye, wide-angle, and 2 macro lenses in a tiny and convenient package. Or opt for their Macro 3-in-1 Lens System, which includes 7x, 14x, and 21x macro lenses. Just slide one on over your iPhone's rear camera lens and you're ready to take amazing photos and videos.
Olloclip iPhone Lenses - Even more options for your 5/5S

Portal 2 Aperture Logo Knee Socks 3-Pack - Just remember to land on one foot...

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Some geeks are all about displaying their geekiness on their bodies. They have t-shirts and tattoos of their favorite video game characters, comic book heroes, or quotes from Tolkien. But what if you're stuck in a day job where you can't express yourself so blatantly? You wear crazy socks, that's what you do! This set of three Portal 2 Aperture Logo Knee Socks (one pair each of black, blue, and orange) can hide under your work-appropriate attire for all your feet's secret adventures with portals.
Portal 2 Aperture Logo Knee Socks 3-Pack - Just remember to land on one foot...

Groundbreaker - The Ultimate Multi-Tool For Wiring Adventures

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Remember when that light fixture stopped working and you needed to replace it and the switch it was attached to? And then remember all the tools you had to haul with you? Wire strippers, crimpers, hammer, screwdrivers, pliers, etc. The time has come to liberate yourself from over-tool-ness with the ultimate multi-tool for wiring adventures! The Groundbreaker combines about a billion tools into one. And not only does it combine tools, but it also splits apart into tools! Each handle separates from the main tool: one has a dry wall saw and a magnetic locking bit driver, and the other has a multi-position utility blade. There isn't enough space here to fully describe all the awesome the Groundbreaker has to offer, but get one and you'll soon be holding it aloft and yelling, "I HAVE THE POWER... to safely make repairs on things that need power!!"
Groundbreaker - The Ultimate Multi-Tool For Wiring Adventures

Aliens Helmeted Hudson vs Battle Damaged Brown Warrior Figure - Less game over, more ultimate badass

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Pick up Pvt. Hudson from Aliens how he'd want you to remember him, along with a Xenomorph that's a little worse for the wear. This 7" action figure 2 pack features over 30 points of articulation in each figure, including tiny hinged toes in the Xenomorph. Hudson comes with his helmet and headset along with pulse rifle, motion detector, shoulder lamp, and welding torch. And the Xenomorph warrior has a battle-damaged torso as a result of its encounter with Hudson. We approve. We very much approve.
Aliens Helmeted Hudson vs Battle Damaged Brown Warrior Figure - Less game over, more ultimate badass

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