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Saruman, Count Dracula, and, of course, Count Dooku - much like Voltron, these three combine to form Sir Christopher Lee, who turns 92 today. Someone here might have bought the 3.75" Jocasta Nu action figure purely to get a tiny bronzium bust of Christopher Lee for his tiny Jedi library (which also includes such Jedi masters as Batman and Cthulhu). So on this day of celebration, let's raise a toast to one of the best baddies out there. Here's hoping you don't meet him in a dark corridor....

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20% off Grillin' and Chillin' products - It's hot hot hot

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Summer's almost here, and we're working our outdoor tolerance up. The sun, it burns us, precioussss! But the outside world has some advantages, like cookouts, pools, and frisbee golf. Oh, and Ingress portals. Say hello again to the outside world with our geeky solutions for your outdoor event, such as a soda bottle launcher or our Tactical BBQ Fork. Everything in our Grillin' and Chillin' section is 20% off until 11:59pm ET 5/29.
20% off Grillin' and Chillin' products - It's hot hot hot

ALL Star Trek 20% off - Live long and save some dough

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Going planet-side is a big deal. There are all sorts of peoples and cultures and foods for which to prepare. Whether it's an away team mission or shore leave, you need to make sure you have the right stuff. And we want to make sure you have the right gear, too, without causing you to borrow from the Ferengi. Make it so. All the goodies in our Star Trek section are 20% off until 11:59pm ET 5/29.
ALL Star Trek 20% off - Live long and save some dough

Father's Day Tee - My dad could stomp on your dad's head!

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Having everyone's favorite Nintendo-inspired plumber as your dad would be pretty epic. You'd never have to worry about leaks or plumbing problems. You'd probably have a great allowance since he spends a lot of his time getting coin. With his speed and gathering skills, he could be a great cook for the family, and the bib on his overalls could even double as an apron while he was busy cooking something up. The only problem is that he puts mushrooms on everything! Get this shirt with everyone's favorite Nintendo-inspired plumber grilling up some dogs to say thanks to a father figure in your life.
Father's Day Tee - My dad could stomp on your dad's head!

Star Wars First Edition On-Ear Headphones - Jedi Rocks

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Ok, and now forget that "Jedi Rocks" ever happened. Fire up your original recording of the Star Wars soundtrack and pop on these headphones for the ultimate in John-Williams-listening technology. With 40mm drivers and Quiescent Passive Noise Cancellation, these headphones will make sure you hear only what you want to hear. Mash that up with Star Wars and these are most definitely the headphones you've been looking for. Four different styles feature the colors and insignia of Boba Fett, Stormtroopers, the Galactic Empire, and the Rebel Alliance. Plus, you get a neato carrying case, so you'll always have headphones ready for your trips between the stars.
Star Wars First Edition On-Ear Headphones - Jedi Rocks

Doctor Who Cookie Cutters - Hope your tummy's bigger on the inside

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Let us summarize our cookie policy here at ThinkGeek: MORE = BETTER. Wait. Our legal department just interrupted us... oh. The boring kind of cookie policy? You can read about that here. We're sticking to what we said when it comes to the edible ones. Witness the latest GeekLabs creation: Doctor Who Cookie Cutters. Whip up a batch of timey-wimey cookies with this set of 5 cutters including a TARDIS, a Cyberman, K9, Sonic Screwdriver (the Eleventh's), and Dalek design. Each comes with an integrated, spring-mounted die which imprints the design on the dough so icing them becomes less of an endeavor requiring artistic skill. Which is good for us. Much as we enjoy decorating cookies, we're really here for one purpose: eating them.
Doctor Who Cookie Cutters - Hope your tummy's bigger on the inside

Galaxy Quest Model Kits - By Grabthar's hammer...

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Galaxy Quest: a story of love, bravery, redemption, shoulder rolls, repeating the computer, and stars of a franchise trusting the fans. It was a great movie, but sadly, not a lot of products were made from it. After a lot of searching, however, we found a cache of model kits that at least bring some Galaxy Quest goodness into our lives. First, there's the N.S.E.A. Protector. Sleek lines, clear blue panels, and a removable command ship (for crash landings into conventions). And then there's the 2-Pack of a Vox Comm. Unit and an Ion Nebulizer. Both feature spring-loaded actions: the Vox pops open and the Ion Nebulizer's trigger works. But we know you'll want both, so we made an easy to get set of both kits. What a savings!
Galaxy Quest Model Kits - By Grabthar's hammer...

PipSquigz & Squigz - These toys suck

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Really, they do, because they are surrounded by suction cups. Squigz are for bigger kids. You get 24 different pieces in 8 different shapes. Some have many suckers, some only a few, some at right angles, some with longer arms, and all rubbery. Stick them sucker to sucker (or sucker to any smooth surface) and you can build crazy things all with the power of suction. pipSquigz are the entry level version. Actually, this three pack is made for tinies 6 months and up. They can be stuck together, but the main goal is sensory stimulation in the young. Each rattles, has a different color, and a different texture. And even better is pipSquigz are BPA-free, so they're safe as teething toys. Squigz and pipSquigz - suction is their function.
PipSquigz & Squigz - These toys suck

DIY Modern Mobile Kit - Calder-ify your workplace

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Art is nice and makes things pretty, but it's also expensive and non-customizable. Until now. Based on the work of the father of the mobile, Alexander Calder, this DIY Mobile kit is a fun way to explore balance, equilibrium, levers, and end up with art! So not only is this kit a fun DIY art project, it could easily adapt into a wicked science fair experiment. Plus, since everything is modular, so you can build a mobile and change or redo it any time you want. You can also combine as many kits as you want into one super-huge, awesometacular mobile of power. Mr. Calder would be proud.
DIY Modern Mobile Kit - Calder-ify your workplace

Doctor Who & Star Trek Monitor Mates Collector's Set - The Final Frontier of Who?

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Regardless of how good the story or art was in the comic Star Trek: The Next Generation/Doctor Who: Assimilation2, the concept of the 11th Doctor and friends meeting Captain Picard and crew is fan-frickin'-tastic. And pair them up to fight a Borg/Cybermen alliance and our mind blows out of our ear holes. And to celebrate this pairing, we have this neato collector's set. First, you get the lunchbox featuring art from the comic by J.K. Woodward. Inside, you'll find two monitor mates of the TARDIS and the Enterprise D. There are also some extra bits included to make a diorama of the ships busting out of the comic cover. For fans of Doctor Who and Star Trek: TNG, this is the crossover of your dreams.
Doctor Who & Star Trek Monitor Mates Collector's Set - The Final Frontier of Who?

Little Big Time Wall Clock - Synecdoche in motion

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The passage of time is marked by the transit of the sun across the sky, the moon through the constellations, and gentle oscillations of cesium atoms. Unless you're an android, are Vulcan, or Dr. Manhattan, you're not likely to watch the passage of time without some kind of visual aid. Something like the Little Big Time Wall Clock, perhaps. This minimalist wall clock with no numbers fits into a 17 1/2" circular space. Yup. No numbers. Time is more relaxed and ambiguous with this clock around. You can tell what the little hand is on and vaguely where the big hand is pointing, which is really all you need. It's a good reminder to let go.
Little Big Time Wall Clock - Synecdoche in motion

Ghostbusters 30th Anniversary Art Print - Who you gonna call?

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Ray. Egon. Winston. Peter. The four horsemen of the not-pocalype. They stood up to ghosts in libraries. The held their ground when faced with giant men made of sugar. And they took New York back from the grasp of forces beyond our plane of existence. 30 years ago. To cheer us up from being so old, we found this celebratory poster of the men with unlicensed nuclear accelerators strapped to their backs. The heroic quartet are artistically silhouetted against the city with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man looming in the distance. A lovely reminder that there's only one group we'd call to rid our house of strange noises and feelings of dread: Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters 30th Anniversary Art Print - Who you gonna call?

Game of Thrones Legacy Figures - Lights... Camera... Action Figures

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It might just be us, but, man, sometimes George R.R Martin leaves us wanting to stab certain characters. And now we have the means. These 6" figures from HBO's Game of Thrones feature 20+ points of articulation and character-specific accessories. Pick Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryen, The Hound, Ned Stark, Tyrion Lannister, or a White Walker. Note that they're compatible with Star Wars Black 6" Action Figures - Daenerys with a lightsaber, anybody?
Game of Thrones Legacy Figures - Lights... Camera... Action Figures

Minecraft 3" Hangers Blind Foil Packs - Full of surprisesssssss

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Minecraft is full of surprises. Pick pick pick... emerald ore! Pick pick pick... abandoned mine shaft! Pick pick pick... lava! Oooh. Sorry. So it only seems right that these Minecraft zipper pull figures are blind-packed so that they're also full of surprises. What's that mean? They're random. We cannot tell what's in the package. It could be one of 13 different figures. You'll only find out when you get them home and tear the wrapper open. You might get Steve, Skeleton, Creeper, Zombie Pigman, Zombie, Cow, Sheep (in four colors!), Pig, Sword, or Pickaxe. The alternate colors of sheep (pink, red, and blue) are rare. Once you've uncovered your surprise, you can take these little Minecraft figures with you wherever you go, because they're meant for that.
Minecraft 3" Hangers Blind Foil Packs - Full of surprisesssssss

Firefly Blue Sun Baseball Cap - Live life with Blue Sun!

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Evil megacorporations of the future, we love you so. We love this one so much we designed for it an officially-licensed Firefly baseball cap. We can imagine Blue Sun giving these to new corporate employees, except if Blue Sun handed them out they'd probably have trackers built-in. (These don't. We checked.) (Twice.) These 6-panel, 100% cotton, navy blue baseball caps with adjustable hook-and-loop closure feature a puffy, embroidered Blue Sun logo in bright blue, and a small embroidered Firefly logo on the back. One size fits most adult human noggins.
Firefly Blue Sun Baseball Cap - Live life with Blue Sun!

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