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SCOTTEVEST Travel Con-test - Guess the weight and win!

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Con season is coming! Prepare yourselves. ThinkGeek and SCOTTEVEST want you to be travel-ready, so guess the weight of our stuffed SeV Tropiformer Jacket and win over $1,000 worth of gadgets and gizmos a'plenty, including an iPad mini! Enter by 11:59pm ET 4/14.
SCOTTEVEST Travel Con-test - Guess the weight and win!

Mystery Box J.J. Abram's Card Deck - Unwrap the mystery?

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True story: when J.J. was a kid, his grandpa bought him a box of mystery tricks. Sadly, his grandpa died before they could open it. And J.J. never opened it. There's something about not knowing what's inside that fueled his imagination. And that's why he and his company spent two years helping with the design of this card deck. At least, we're pretty sure it's a card deck (we haven't opened ours). We do know that it's full of mysteries inside - stuff perhaps connected to all of J.J. Abrams other works. Clues and junk, maybe? Do you open it or do you use it as a source of your own inspiration? Also, for every deck sold, Bad Robot will donate $1 to 826 National, a non-profit dedicated to promoting creative writing in schools and workshops around the USA.
Mystery Box J.J. Abram's Card Deck - Unwrap the mystery?

Euclid's Proposition 1 Watch - Q.E.F.

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Geometric proofs are so satisfying. You get to that point where you've tied up all the loose ends, and it feels so good to write Q.E.D. or get to the bit where you get to draw your three dots (∴). Euclid's "Book 1, Proposition 1" of the Elements states that you can make an equilateral triangle with any straight line, and this watch demonstrates it twice a day. The hour and minute hands are circles with the radius of our "any straight line," and twice a day the second hand, which is an equilateral triangle, falls into the place between the two circles to demonstrate the postulate. It's an elegant solution and an elegant wristwatch.
Euclid's Proposition 1 Watch - Q.E.F.

T-Rex Charm Bead - Rawr! Rawr, I say!

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Ever since we launched our European-style charm bead bracelet, y'all have been clamoring for new geeky beads to adorn it. Check out what we unearthed. It's a tiny, carnivorous dinosaur skull rendered entirely in silver. He looks much less dangerous in this size, but we bet those teeth could still pack a punch. Keep a wary eye on him if you have any Triceratops beads on your bracelet. From our friends at Ohm. These beads have really large holes and will fit all major brands of bracelet (including PANDORA, Chamilia, Biagi, Troll). We have compatibility issues every day with our computers. We don't need them with our jewelry.
T-Rex Charm Bead - Rawr! Rawr, I say!

Collectible Dragon Egg Box with Eggs - Best Easter Egg Hunt EVAR

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Generally you don't want to leave eggs just sitting around. If you've ever made the mistake of having an Easter Egg Hunt inside the house and miss one, you know why. But these eggs are different. According to Magister Illyrio, they're eons old, and yet they haven't gone bad. So we think you can probably leave them out a bit longer safely. This hinged, wooden box contains 3 eggs nestled into a satin lining. Each egg is surprisingly heavy - 10 ounces each, but you can hold it in the palm of your hand to keep it warm. Do NOT put these eggs in the fireplace. 1) The eggs are made from resin, which is flammable, and 2) You're totally not zoned for dragons.
Collectible Dragon Egg Box with Eggs - Best Easter Egg Hunt EVAR

Star Trek Earrings - LLAP

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It's hard to say hi to somebody when you've got your hands full. We generally go for the head nod or the eyebrow wiggle. But these earrings let you greet to all you pass without any movement whatsoever which could potentially upset your delicate balance and bring into play the lack-of-coordination for which geeks are known. (Don't worry. Us, too.) These earrings let you silently and motionlessly say to everyone you meet "Live Long and Prosper." The Vulcan salute is cut into the Delta Shield shape on the charms that hang from these sterling silver earwires. Not thinking they're awesome would be highly illogical.
Star Trek Earrings - LLAP

Futurama Blind Box Figures - Good news, everyone

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The crew of Planet Express and friends await you in this tiny collection. Futurama Blind Box Figures are 3" of futuristic fun. Each figure has at least one point of articulation and character-specific accessories. Hermes comes with a brain slug. Elzar comes with a spice weasel. BAM! You'll get Captain Yesterday (New Justice Team Fry), Superking (New Justice Team Bender), Clobberella (New Justice Team Leela), Kif, Hermes, Amy, Roberto, Elzar, Calculon, Hyper-chicken, Hedonismbot, or Donbot. Much like the future itself, the unknowable nature of what is to come is part of the fun! So get some Futurama Blind Box Figures delivered to your future today.
Futurama Blind Box Figures - Good news, everyone

Sonic Foamer - Beer + Science FTW

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If you need a gift for your favorite beer aficionado then look no further than the Sonic Foamer, designed to make every beer taste better by adding a head to the beer, releasing more aroma. The Sonic Foamer uses ultrasonic technology to evenly open up the entire beer with just a press of a button. It releases vibrations that produce uniform bubbles creating a great head on your beer. You can recreate the head on your beer at anytime, even if you're at the bottom of the bottle.
Sonic Foamer - Beer + Science FTW

Toroflux Kinetic Flow Toy - A soap bubble made of metal.

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One single band of stainless steel - expertly twisted. It sits like a pile of rings in your hands until you tap it. And then it explodes into what can only be described as a metal soap bubble. That's cool enough, but when you get it on your arm, you can have it flow back and forth. And if you have friends, you can pass it back and forth, feeling full of metal-moving power. The Toroflux is great for playing with outside (when you want to dance in the park and watch the metal flow) or inside (when you just have to get the blood flowing again). It's all about the flow, and Toroflux is the kinetic toy your body will love.
Toroflux Kinetic Flow Toy - A soap bubble made of metal.

Fallout Bobbleheads - Will permanently increase your skills and stats!*

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Get the bobbleheads from Fallout 3 with no risk to your game! Choose from Endurance, Energy Weapons, Lock Pick, Melee Weapons, Perception, Repair, or Strength.

* By opening the package, you agree to exempt Vault-Tec from all responsibility warranted or otherwise, for any side-effect or usage, intended or otherwise, of this product. All points are non-refundable and cannot be exchanged, so plan accordingly. Failure for this bobblehead to increase your stats is almost certainly your fault, and cannot be held against Vault-Tec or its subsidiaries.
Fallout Bobbleheads - Will permanently increase your skills and stats!*

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