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Tardar Sauce, the petulant (actually quite sweet) kitty of Grumpy Cat Internet fame, turns 2 today, and to celebrate she's getting her picture on a bag of treats, which is even better than a box of Wheaties, especially if you're a cat. Or maybe it's worse. We're not sure which is preferable to her Sauciness, so we'll just say that hey - we have some awesome new products that we think even Grumpy Cat herself could love. Maybe.

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Zombie Plague Ribbon Magnet - Zombie Awareness Month

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What's that old aphorism? Something like "April showers bring May devourers?" Next month is Zombie Awareness Month, but we here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ think every month should be Zombie Awareness Month. After all, you don't ever want to be UNaware of zombies. That's why we created this Zombie Plague awareness ribbon magnet. It's a constant reminder to stay vigilant. Slap it on your tank or the door to your saferoom, and rest a little easier at night, knowing you've done your little part to keep the public aware.
Zombie Plague Ribbon Magnet - Zombie Awareness Month

William Shakespeare's The Empire Striketh Back - Part the Fifth

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Every good play deserves a sequel - especially if the play is by Shakespeare. Henry the IV had one, Henry VI had a few, and even Julius Caesar sort of had one. Well guess what? William Shakespeare's Star Wars also had a sequel, and this is it! The Empire Striketh Back is considered by many scholars to be the best in the trilogy. Sure it doesn't have a happy ending, but it certainly kicks so much butt someone loses a hand! All your favorite characters live their life on the stage: Luke, Leia, Han, the exogorth, AT-AT 3, and even a group of singing Ugnaughts. In the words of Yoda, "Nonny, nonny hey. HhhhmMMMmmm."
William Shakespeare's The Empire Striketh Back - Part the Fifth

Planetary Plates - Dinner plate tectonics

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My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine... hey! Where'd the pizza go? Take back the pizza with this set of 8 Planetary Plates. See, you can set a place for Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune around the table. Then put a huge pizza in the middle of the table to represent our favorite absent dwarf planet. At the end of the meal, Pluto will be gone but not forgotten, much like the pizza will be.
Planetary Plates - Dinner plate tectonics

Game of Thrones Jewelry - Are you ready for season 4?

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It's that time again - time to mute the perennial spoiler-sharers on Twitter and Facebook. Much like plot twists in GRRM's novels, the season 4 premiere of Game of Thrones is coming whether you're prepared for it or not. Get more prepared with bling that shows off your house loyalties. We have a variety of options, too. Rings for the Baratheons, Starks, and Targaryens. Pendants hung from leather cords for Baratheons, Lannisters, Starks, and Targaryens. Plus a small Dragon Egg Pendant in antiqued bronze which warms with your body's heat, as if the fire of the dragons themselves were inside, awakening a little bit each time you put it on. You'd better hope they're friendly.
Game of Thrones Jewelry - Are you ready for season 4?

RhinoShield Impact Resistant Screen Protector - Shell unshocked

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You wouldn't expect the guy who buys smartphone accessories at ThinkGeek to admit this, but he HATES screen protectors. So what's RhinoShield doing here? It changed his mind. RhinoShield's polymer technology looks, feels, and works great, but also (best for clumsy geeks) it helps prevent screen breakage from corner and side impacts. Plus, we love that the company was created by 3 PhD students studying surface technologies whose friends kept breaking their phones. See a need. Fill it. Perfect. Available for HTC One, iPhone 5/5C/5S, Nexus 5, and Samsung Galaxy S4.
RhinoShield Impact Resistant Screen Protector - Shell unshocked

Cold Cold Heart Ice Mold - We heart it

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Most of our metaphors for unsuccessful relationships involve cold temperature: icy stares, people being frigid, relationships cooling off. This kitchen implement, however, seeks to turn that around and claim ice for love. Meet the Cold Cold Heart Ice Mold, which is sure to melt everyone's heart. Who wants boring square ice when you could have adorable, heart-shaped ice? The heart produced by the Cold Cold Heart Ice Mold is great to add to drinks like whisky or vodka because its large size keeps the ice from melting too quickly. We think you'll heart it.
Cold Cold Heart Ice Mold - We heart it

Zombie Road Trip Board Game - Can you survive?

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A virus has swept the land causing the dead to rise and seek the living to eat. It's up to you to venture into infection sites (teeming with zombies, naturally) and gain the parts you need to construct a cure. Otherwise, you'll become what you most fear (and probably eat some people and junk). The only problem is, your opponents are also trying to construct a cure and save their own lives. It's survival of the survival-iest in a game that pits you against other survivors as well as a legion of undead horrors. The enemy of your enemy... wants to eat your face.
Zombie Road Trip Board Game - Can you survive?

The X-Mini ME & WE - Next generation of X-Mini speakers

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If you follow ThinkGeek, you know that we love us some X-Mini technology, so when we saw they had some new speakers at CES this year, we knew we had to share them with you. The X-Mini ME is an even more compact solution for your tunes than the original X-Mini. At 1 3/4" x 1 1/2", it's about the size of a golf ball, but we guarantee it's much rowdier on the course. The X-Mini WE is an even more compact solution for your tunes than the original X-Mini. Plus, now it's got Bluetooth and NFC functionality, so you can say goodbye to the wires.
The X-Mini ME & WE - Next generation of X-Mini speakers

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