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We were excited to hear about the development of the first synthetic yeast chromosome last week, because you know what that means: glow-in-the-dark doughnuts cannot be far off. Go, team science!

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$1,000 ThinkGeek Shopping Spree - It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

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April 2nd is Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich Day, and you know what this means. Time to celebrate! We're holding a $1,000 shopping spree in honor of these tasty concoctions. That's just enough spread to get 66 Star Wars Chop Sabers, or 33 Sonic Screwdrivers, or 16 Star Trek TNG hoodies, or a ton of peanut butter & jelly from your local grocery store! You can't go wrong--unless you've got a peanut allergy, in which case, no matter how badly you want to, please do not attempt to consume a PB&J sandwich to celebrate. Enter by 11:59pm ET April 2, 2014!
$1,000 ThinkGeek Shopping Spree - It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

NERF Nuke - ThermoNERFular war

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One of the best things to emerge from the 1980s was the NERF gun. Since then, it has been a staple of office warfare. Each year, new models come out with new gimmicks and the NERF arms race in the office escalates one notch. Well, it's time to kick the NERF doomsday clock a little closer to midnight with the NERF Nuke. Each Nuke holds 80 micro NERF darts and shoots them (up to 30 feet) in all directions. Every Nuke also comes with a Launcher, which propels the WND (Weapon of NERF Destruction) up to 40 feet. You'll annihilate your foes from a distance safely outside the Nuke's blast radius! With NERF Nuke, the only thing that can stand in your way of total office domination is another Nuke. We're afraid the NERF Cold War has begun.
NERF Nuke - ThermoNERFular war

Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Flying Disc - Federation-approved recreation

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Life aboard a starship is fun and exciting, but nothing beats getting out into the atmosphere of non-Holodeck-simulated planet. You can stretch your legs, run around, and have all sorts of wild fun. Just make sure you have some snacks and your U.S.S. Enterprise Flying disc in your away bag. Throw the saucer section as you would a normal flying disc and the lightweight foam secondary hull will stabilize and fly behind. It's like throwing your very own Constitution class wessel! The Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Flying Disc works great on all M-class planets - results on your home world may vary.
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Flying Disc - Federation-approved recreation

Darkmage LED Spellcasting Staff - Wondrous item worthy of a Technomancer

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Have you ever wanted to use the abilities of your video game or RPG character in real life? "Yeeeaah, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday." Wouldn't it be great if at that moment you could pull out a spell and blind the boss so you could make your escape for the weekend unnoticed? Now you can with our Darkmage LED Spellcasting Staff. With a 2000 lumen LED in its orb and over 50 settable LEDs in the head and base, the Darkmage LED Spellcasting Staff combines light and sound effects to let you cast 4 different spells, and features 11 different lighting effects you can combine together for great justice.
Darkmage LED Spellcasting Staff - Wondrous item worthy of a Technomancer

Laser-Guided Tactical Necktie - Because office politics can get messy

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Generally, we're not a fan of neckties, but this one made us take a second look. Maybe it's the MOLLE attachment system or maybe it's the integrated Class II laser, but there's something about this tie that says you mean business. Made from black, ripstop nylon, the Laser-Guided Tactical Necktie is your key to survival while slogging through a day of meetings, because it also comes equipped with a pouch where you can tuck pain killers, caffeinated candy, and snacks. Use the laser pointer to highlight your data or get the attention of executives who are drifting. Remember, you're dressing for the job you want: leading this ragtag crew of misfits to victory over the zombie hordes.
Laser-Guided Tactical Necktie - Because office politics can get messy

Unicorn Drinking Horn - For only the finest of nectars

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Some toasts are boisterous and a regular drinking horn will do. But some are more elegant and require a very special type of horn: a unicorn horn. For those of you with these sorts of toasting needs (or who just want a really fancy way to imbibe) we present to you these fantastic Unicorn Drinking Horns. Each is lovingly hacked off a real artificial unicorn just for you. Featuring an integrated +10 ring of holding and including a well-balanced stand, the Unicorn Drinking Horn is THE liquid vessel you need for important toasts - be they at Faires, around your office's feasting table, or at home for a romantic bit of private cosplaying. Because everything tastes better out of a unicorn horn (guaranteed not to induce a cursed half-life).
Unicorn Drinking Horn - For only the finest of nectars

Rosetta Stone for Klingon - Explore strange new words

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Recent studies show that learning a second language may stave off dementia and light up the creativity centers in the brain, but what if none of the traditional language options strike your fancy? Get the same benefit by studying something you're passionate about: Klingon. Using Rosetta Stone's signature immersion and intuition technique, you'll feel like you're ready to visit the Klingon homeworld within weeks. But by far the most beneficial portion of the training is the option for live sessions with native speakers. You'll be spitting out "tlhIngan Hol: Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam" with the best of them within no time. Note: ThinkGeek cannot be held responsible for any damages which may occur resulting from interactions with Klingons.
Rosetta Stone for Klingon - Explore strange new words

Das Can-in-Stein - Lederhosen not required

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Do you always show up to the party only to find out you're underdressed? Your drink shouldn't face the same fate. It doesn't have to with our new Das Can-in-Stein. Just slip any standard 12 oz. can into this ornate, metal-look tankard frame, and you can drink to any occasion with class. Oktoberfest? Check. Renaissance festival? Check. Bachelor party? Check and doublecheck. Plus, since the lid features thumb hinge action, you could actually carry two of these, just so you could toast yourself on your cleverness. Prost!
Das Can-in-Stein - Lederhosen not required

Flux Capacitor Car Charger - Doc Brown's latest invention

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Even though he's currently traveling through time with his family, Doc Brown is still sending his designs to the present. He's supplied us with such wonders as caffeinated car seats, inflatable pincushions, self-folding underpants, and the list goes on and on. Well, finally, he's sent us something we can use. Patterned after his most famous invention, he's sent us the Flux Capacitor Car Charger. Plug it into your cars power port and you can charge a USB powered device (phone, tablet, etc.). PLUS, you can revel in the light sequence that made the real Flux Capacitor so awesome. Sure, you won't be able to travel in time, but you'll know Doc is always watching out for you. And the best part: you don't need to steal any plutonium to power the Flux Capacitor Car charger. Get one today - it is your density!
Flux Capacitor Car Charger - Doc Brown's latest invention

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