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Happy Zeldaversary!

Today marks the 28th anniversary of the initial Japanese release of The Legend of Zelda, introducing the world to Link and the Zelda franchise. We're going to celebrate by making some chocolate rupees and visiting Hyrule in Minecraft (thx, Kezsonaj). Don't forget: it's dangerous to go alone, which is the best reason we've heard to celebrate with friends.

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Firefly Serenity Ice Cube Tray - Less problematic than ice planets

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One of the main characters of Firefly is Serenity herself, with all her quirks and surprises. Why don't you admire the ship from close up? Closer. Closer still. There. Check it out. She's in your freezer. When did that happen? Oh, right about now. See, we thought there was a distinct lack of Serenity-shaped ice cubes in the marketplace today. How the heck are you supposed to keep your Mudder's Milk cold and your dead guys strawberries safe for transport? So we made this tray. Fill it with water, freeze it, and in a few hours, you'll have 6 tiny Serenity-shaped ice cubes. Or fill it with chocolate. Gelatin. The sky's no longer the limit, so let your imagination go and keep flying.
Firefly Serenity Ice Cube Tray - Less problematic than ice planets

Breaking Bad Journals - You are the one who writes

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Sometimes, people like to develop an alternate personality when they write. People in the know call that a "secret identity." It helps protect your superhero identity from the masses or something. Anywho, Walter White created an alternate personality when he needed to get tough. He was a little uncertain (get it?) when he picked one, but stuck with it and everything worked out in the end (more or less). And now you can write your plots and plans and formulas in these wicked Breaking Bad journals. Two Heisenberg ones and one Los Pollos Hermanos journal (for all your finger-lickin' good writing).
Breaking Bad Journals - You are the one who writes

Tub o' Caffeinated Mints - No stink breath with this caffeine

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Coffee is a great way to wake your brain up in the morning. But the one problem with it is your breath afterwards. To some, coffee breath is like perfume; to others, it's face-meltingly awful. For the people who think the latter, try these Caffeinated Mints. Five minty mints will give you about 100mg of caffeine, which is a decent cup of coffee's worth (and more than most energy drinks). Plus, because they're mints, they'll make your breath as sparkling as an ice sculpture of Darth Vader riding a fire-breathing unicorn. And because we don't ever want your breath to stink, this tub has over 60 cups of coffee's worth of caffeine - so that should last you a week, right?
Tub o' Caffeinated Mints - No stink breath with this caffeine

HotLogic Mini Personal Oven - Apocalypse taquitos

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The HotLogic Mini Personal Oven is a slow cooker created from a clever combination of a hot plate and an insulated bag. It plugs into any 100v standard wall outlet, so you can reheat those apocalypse taquitos wherever you find respite from the advancing zombie horde. It's also an excellent choice for cramped dorm rooms, studio apartments, or even to keep in your cube so you don't have to wait for the microwave in the kitchen during the lunch rush. If you're tired of sandwiches and soggy microwaved food or just on the run from the zombie hordes, the HotLogic Mini Personal Oven gives you some tasty options.
HotLogic Mini Personal Oven - Apocalypse taquitos

US 1942 Leatherneck Series - Smells like surplus

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Styled after the knives carried by United States Marines in WWII, this US 1942 Leatherneck Series will take you back, too. With stacked leather handles, these knives feel good in hand, and look snazzy with their non-reflective anodized black coating over the 440-C stainless steel blade. Choose Bowie knife or dagger. Both come with black nylon sheath with belt loop and genuine surplus scent.
US 1942 Leatherneck Series - Smells like surplus

New Doctor Who Stress Relievers - For Time Lord-sized stress relief

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When you're a Time Lord, you have great power. With great power comes great wardrobe changes. And if you've ever had to change clothes in a hurry, you'll know it's extremely stressful. Well, have we got the super squishiest, timey wimey stress relievers for you. First, there are two real stress relievers - a TARDIS and a Weeping Angel. They're not made of normal foam, though; they're a weird gel-like rubbery substance. Like the Nestene Consciousness, we imagine. Second, if you want to mess with fat, then you'll love the Adipose Science Putties. Three blobs of putty in Adipose molds (with little eyes and mouths you can stick into them), that you can stretch and squish and watch them melt. And then re-mold them and start again! If only real fat melted off of us that easy, right?
New Doctor Who Stress Relievers - For Time Lord-sized stress relief

Star Trek Captain's Chair Dog Bed - Howling frequencies open, sir!

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You are the only four-legged Captain in Starfleet. Your Lieutenants gather around you, desperately vying for your approval and catering to your every whim. You send Landing Parties to distant worlds and they return with strange new foods. (Treats?!) You accompany Landing Parties to strange new worlds and return after having marked all the outlying territory as Starfleet's. You know, all of this commanding is a tiring job! Maybe you should take a little nap in your comfy Captain's Chair. Nobody will notice, and if they do? They won't dare say anything. You're the captain, after all!
Star Trek Captain's Chair Dog Bed - Howling frequencies open, sir!

Chocolate-Covered Wasabi Peas Two-Pack - Pea, chocolate, and wasabi in perfect harmony

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Freeze-dried peas are crunchy and yummy. Freeze-dried wasabi peas, however, take the yumminess to a new level - a high-mountain-peak of a level, where your taste buds get a little dizzy from the immense altitude. Perfect food, then, right? Not quite! Enrobe each wasabi pea in milk chocolate and you'll have the final form of this delicious treat. Each bite will yield chocolate and crunch and a little wasabi bite and very quickly you'll find you've eaten the whole bag. That's why we're offering them in two-packs - because we know you'll need more than one. Especially if anyone convinces you to share. Then, you'll need like a million of them - because they're just that good.
Chocolate-Covered Wasabi Peas Two-Pack - Pea, chocolate, and wasabi in perfect harmony

Game of Thrones Ice Sword of Eddard Stark - Valyrian steel

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This prop replica of the blade wielded by Eddard Stark in the HBO series Game of Thrones is impressive, as Ice should be. It's taller than your average 11 year old, so it'd taller than both Bran and Rickon. Hand-forged, this full-tang sword arrives unsharpened. It comes with certificate of authenticity and a round, wooden display plaque silkscreened with the Direwolf Sigil. The laser inscription reads "Ice, Sword of Eddard Stark" as if you're displaying it in a GoT museum.
Game of Thrones Ice Sword of Eddard Stark - Valyrian steel

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