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"Remember remember the 31st of January" just doesn't have the same ring to it. It was this day in 1606 that Guy Fawkes was to be hanged, drawn, and quartered. Intractable to the end, as he was being led up the platform for public execution, he jumped and broke his own neck. And there's really no good segue for that, so we'll just leave that there and get on with the newsletter. *plays "The More You Know* chime*

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3Doodler 3D Printing Pen - Draw in every dimension

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3D printers are slowly starting to get more and more accessible, but they are still too expensive and bulky to just get for doodling. But that's ok, because the 3Doodler is here to save the day! 3Doodler is a 3D printer that you hold in your hand. It prints lines of colorful plastic. The plastic hardens almost immediately once it hits air, so you use it as a pen to draw in any dimension you want (we've mastered 5 so far). There is nothing quite like the feeling when you draw a line straight up . . . and it stays! With the 3Doodler (and some practice), you'll take your artistic talents . . . wait for it . . . to the next dimension.
3Doodler 3D Printing Pen - Draw in every dimension

Game of Thrones Khal and Khaleesi Robes - It is sewn

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After a hard day spent reading or watching Game of Thrones, relax in Dothraki style with these Khal and Khaleesi robes which ensure others know to pay you due respect (or they might get their gold crown the hard way). 100% cotton, these fluffy white robes are a true luxury, featuring crisp woven cuffs and gold thread for the embroidery, reminiscent of the extravagance you'd expect from a more decadent lifestyle *cough* Lannisters *cough*.
Game of Thrones Khal and Khaleesi Robes - It is sewn

Star Wars Han and Leia Bathroom Hand Towels - The perfect housewarming gift for Star Wars fans

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Intergalactic travelers understand the importance of a good towel. So do geeks. Towels are part of your decor and declare who you are, so opt for hand towels that reflect your sense of decor, not something out of the pages of House Beautiful or Southern Living. Perfect in the guest bath, this set of white hand towels features the words "I Love You." / "I Know." along with large silhouettes of Leia and Han, respectively, embroidered in a silvery grey. The opposite side has a line of 1/2" Rebel Alliance insignia from side to side and a Star Wars logo in the corner; display this side if you want your fandom more subtle. These soft, 60% cotton / 40% bamboo hand towels are finished off with grey edge binding for a polished look.
Star Wars Han and Leia Bathroom Hand Towels - The perfect housewarming gift for Star Wars fans

All New Jewelry Selections - Ooh, look at the pretties!

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Kaylee was right; shiny is good. And whether your style is more foofaraw or slink, ThinkGeek has some new jewelry that's right up your alley. We have an I Love You / I Know set for the men and one for the happy couple. We have a new camera charm for the photographically-inclined bracelet-wearers. For the dark ones, we have an exclusive Blood Necklace that lets you put a gash where you want it. For the lovers of cute, we have our own Unicorn Earrings that make it look like you have a mythical creature stuck in your ear. And for the more scientifically-minded, we have earrings that let you wear the stars.
All New Jewelry Selections - Ooh, look at the pretties!

The Geek's Guide to Dating - Learn well, young padawan

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Sometimes we just need a little extra tutoring in the language of love. And sometimes we need pictures and words relating it to things we know - like video games and science fiction. And often we like this all to be tongue-in-cheek because we're not really socially inept. Which is exactly why this book tickled our funny bone of love. And it will tickle yours, too. From First Contact (no Borg required) to the Fellowship of the Ring (no Orcs required), you'll learn how to successfully swim the waters of love. Learn well, and you might just earn yourself a player two!
The Geek's Guide to Dating - Learn well, young padawan

Erlenmeyer Flask Spirit Decanter - Ethanol's neurological effects are well documented

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Much experimentation has been performed on alcohol's effect on the human brain. That doesn't mean, however, that more study isn't warranted. A good scientist stores his chemicals safely, in non-reactive glass. We recommend, however, labeling your bottle clearly. One only has to recall the famous anecdote about Billy mistaking his H2O for sulfuric acid. It doesn't end well for Billy.
Erlenmeyer Flask Spirit Decanter - Ethanol's neurological effects are well documented

Critical Hit Giant Chocolate d20 - +10 Candy

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Boxes of chocolates are BORING. But giving someone candy is a very sweet (get it?) thing to do on Valentine's Day. So what are you to do? That's easy: give the gift that keeps hearts rolling. Give some giant chocolate d20s! They are solid chocolate and you can even roll them. Of course, the rolls will get less fair over time as you and your love nibble away at your Critical Hit Giant Chocolate d20s. But that's ok, because you will have enjoyed them together. And if you just want to use them as platonic gifts, we can think of no better way to remind your DM how special he or she is to you than a big die of chocolate.
Critical Hit Giant Chocolate d20 - +10 Candy

Grow Your Own Herbal Tea Terrarium - Our cup of tea

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There are so many reasons to drink tea, and it seems that science keeps finding more and more for us. We're fans of loose-leaf tea because it tastes amazing, and it's better for you than run-of-the-mill teabags. And you'll know exactly where those leaves came from with your own Grow Your Own Herbal Tea Terrarium. The kit comes with everything you'll need to grow and brew your own light, refreshing, aromatic teas, including seed packets for Spearmint, Lemon Balm, and German Chamomile. *yawn* Just talking about chamomile makes us sleepy. Tell us how your tea turns out, k?
Grow Your Own Herbal Tea Terrarium - Our cup of tea

Game of Thrones Cersei's Lion Pendant - Hear me roar

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Wear the pendant of the lady who speaks the truth that gives the series its name. Featuring the Lannister lion, this necklace is a reproduction of the one worn by Lena Headey as Cersei Lannister in HBO's Game of Thrones. On a gorgeous 18" brass rope chain with bronze overlay, this large pendant is not to be trifled with. Much like the Lannisters themselves.
Game of Thrones Cersei's Lion Pendant - Hear me roar

Dice+ Bluetooth Multi-Funtion Gaming Controller - No bones about it

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Dice+ is quite literally a smart d6. It links to your tablet via Bluetooth and turns your tablet into a gameboard. No more chunky boxes stacked on shelves. Or, well, no more chunky boxes once more games are developed for it. Right now Dice+ has a half a dozen free games it can interface with, including a version of backgammon, parcheesi, and Twister for your fingers. It uses its smart capabilities cleverly; in some games the die indicates via color whose turn it is. Hopefully there will be more games compatible soon because there's an SDK available, plus promises of an RPG coming out later this year.
Dice+ Bluetooth Multi-Funtion Gaming Controller - No bones about it

Bundle of Lurve 2.0 - For your Player 2

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Guys, we know how hard it can be to find something nice for your Princess, your Samus Aran, or your FemShep - so we're taking all the guesswork out and adding in geeky awesome. The Bundle of Lurve contains a DIY I Love You Bean, an 8-Bit Rose, and a coffee-delivery device decorated with a heat-sensitive pixelated heart. She'll be so happy that she may even let you tank at the next raid. (Maybe.)
Bundle of Lurve 2.0 - For your Player 2

Valentine's Day Costume Tribbles - You can't have just one

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Why pink Tribbles? Think we're just cashing in on the color of the season? Nope. These were all Hal Sutherland's doing, the colorblind director of animated productions at Filmation who made the Tribbles pink in the "More Tribbles, More Troubles" episode from Star Trek: The Animated Series episode. These anerable pink Tribbles purr and vibrate in response to touch or sound. They sport little red heart headbands, which are removable. They also feature an off button for when you need slightly less squeaking in your life. They make a cute, romantic gift for the non-Klingon in your life.
Valentine's Day Costume Tribbles - You can't have just one

MechaniCard Steampunk Valentine Kinetic Sculpture - Super Limited Edition

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Open the MechaniCard as if you were peeling the petals of a flower. Look, a little crank appears. Put the crank in the slot and turn. The steampunk heart opens up, wiggly lines wiggle, and the words "Be Mine" appear. This is the simple Valentine's Day Card of your youth, but pumped up with a zillion times more awesome. Because these aren't just simple cards, they're mechanical sculptures. Each piece is handmade, signed and numbered by the artist. Give the lovechild of art and engineering to your favorite steampunk fan this year and reap the rewards of such an awesome present. They will be mighty.
MechaniCard Steampunk Valentine Kinetic Sculpture - Super Limited Edition

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