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Nanodots GYRO DUO: Magnetically Gyroscopic Balls - Magnetic Baoding?

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Baoding balls sit in your hand and let you roll them around and relax (while strengthening your hands). GYRO DUO balls are sort of like that, but taken to a new level. Inside each ball is a free-spinning magnet, making the ball sort of look like a robotic eye. The magnets are free to spin around and orient themselves without the shell moving. Each set comes with two GYRO (hence, the "DUO" part) and a pretty wood base, so they'll look nice on your desk. Also included are two extra balls with just a magnet inside for even more fun. These are perhaps the best fidget toy we've played with in years. Plus, the magnets are high-powered neodymium-iron-boron magnets - and that's just fun to say!
Nanodots GYRO DUO: Magnetically Gyroscopic Balls - Magnetic Baoding?

Michonne's Katana - SHLOKK!

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We love that Michonne from The Walking Dead's dramatic entrance in the television episodes is often announced by some problem being solved by having a katana stuck through it. The camera then pans back to reveal the wielder, despite the fact that we already shouted out her name in triumph. Sometimes we need a little katana ex machina in our lives. Get your own limited-edition, prop replica version of Michonne's sword, complete with display stand in case you don't need to wield it yourself.
Michonne's Katana - SHLOKK!

Unicorn Poop Soap - Fanciful Feces

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Is there anything about unicorns that isn't sparkly? Man, even unicorn poop smells delightful. Turns out, unicorn poop is a natural sudsing agent. That's right. You too can now wash yourself with poo. Fantastic smelling poo! This rainbow-colored, layered "soap bar" includes vegan-friendly oils that have a range of fantastic smells such as birthday cake, blueberry muffin, cola, butterscotch, and vanilla. Lather up and come out smelling like sunshine, meadows, and rainbows.
Unicorn Poop Soap - Fanciful Feces

Optimus Popularis Keyboard - A transformer, but not that kind

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Meet the Optimus Popularis, a keyboard which transforms into your toolbox for every application. Each of its 77 keys shows a half-inch-square display of your choosing and does what you want it to, programmed through a piece of software called the Configurator. So if you're in Excel a lot, you can plug one of your macros right into a key for easy access. It's basically 77 customizable shortcut keys with coordinating display for each application you want to program.
Optimus Popularis Keyboard - A transformer, but not that kind

Music Modem - SkreeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE

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Music is sound put into an order. For some, those sounds are produced by specially built instruments coaxed into singing by the skilled touch of talented operator. For others, it's just a sampling of random sounds. Music can foster emotion, movement, and nostalgia. It can also annoy others. Bringing all these aspects together, we give you the ultimate instrument for creating annoying, nostalgic, musical mayhem: the Music Modem. It harnesses the power of old school modems to be a noise and music maestro, ready to rock it with screeching riffs and dial-up-sounding bridges. You'll never have more [skreeeeeee . . . connecting . . . downloading copy . . . . ]
Music Modem - SkreeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE

Impossible Instant - Let's get this analog party started.

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Remember the joy of the Polaroid camera? The characteristic white framed edge still means party time, even if it's been Photoshopped on. You didn't have to wait a week or pay an exorbitant amount to get your shots back in an hour - you just had to wait a few minutes for it to develop, impatiently waving it around as you did so. The Impossible Project is bringing instant back. They've reengineered the film, refurbished cameras, and even created a way for you to get instant film prints off your iPhone with their Impossible Instant Lab.
Impossible Instant - Let's get this analog party started.

IT Crowd "Have you tried turning it off and on?" Mug - Hello, IT...

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This statement is beautiful in its simplicity, because you don't have to be a fan of The IT Crowd to understand its meaning. This is the fastest, easiest, most reliable way to fix a problem with something computer-related, and yet most humans don't do it. They say they do. And then when you show up to troubleshoot whatever it is in person, you power it down, back on and voila. Like magic. You've solved it. *sigh* If they would only listen.
IT Crowd "Have you tried turning it off and on?" Mug - Hello, IT...

The Visible Gummy Bear - Watch out for bones

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Designed by artist Jason Freeny, The Visible Gummy Bear plays on the classic candy by adding a scary twist. Mr. Bear includes a plastic outer shell and a full anatomical skeleton designed to be assembled and put on display. Use the instructions to assemble the three-dimensional model of the gummy bear, skeleton, organs and all. Be sure to then place it where everyone can see it, so everybody will know that you play with your food.
The Visible Gummy Bear - Watch out for bones

Levitron Levitating Table Lamp - It's a great idea

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Science can do great things, and this lamp is no exception: the lampshade floats 3 inches above the lamp itself and spins in a fascinating, counter-gravitational manner. This levitating table lamp is an awesome addition to your futuristic pad. It's as if your lamp is having a lightbulb moment like in the cartoons, only it's courteous enough to its onlookers that it doesn't make them look directly into the light. It's a lamp that's sure to have your guests talking about what a great idea it is.
Levitron Levitating Table Lamp - It's a great idea

Tokyo Flash Kisai Watches - The future in your hands

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Japanese watch shop Tokyoflash always seems to find new ways to indicate the time with intriguing cases and bands to match, and this set is no exception. We picked up their Kisai Adjust, On Air, and Online, three very different watches for people who love design. The Adjust features LED triangles of time, the On Air mixes a touchscreen with analog sensibility, and the Online uses an accelerometer. It... well, you just have to see it. We'll still be here when you get back.
Tokyo Flash Kisai Watches - The future in your hands

Nightmare Before Christmas Exclusive Watch - Humperdink, Humperdink, Humperdink!

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Jack Skellington's speaking voice actor is the same actor (Chris Sarandon) who played Prince Humperdink in The Princess Bride. We just realized that this week and had to share. This lovely Jack Skellington watch features Jack's face looming up from the bottom of the watch as opposed to taking up the entire watch face, which we think is more ominous. Silver triangles on the watch face itself indicate hour positions, and numbers (10, 20, etc.) circle the outside edge. Watch hands glow in the dark. Oh, and did we mention it's our exclusive?
Nightmare Before Christmas Exclusive Watch - Humperdink, Humperdink, Humperdink!

Keyport Slide 2.0 Starter Bundle - Key Findings

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The Keyport Slide 2.0 is a Choose Your Own Adventure key storage device. We've outfitted you with a couple of our favorites: a USB Flash Drive (you choose 8GB or 32GB), a mini-light, and a bottle opener. Our version comes with a gift code for 3 standard blades that'll transform your house keys into Keyport-compatible sticks and Nite Ize's S-Biner MicroLock to hook the Keyport Slide to your remote lock fob for your car or your SecurID or whatever physical thing you may still need to carry around.
Keyport Slide 2.0 Starter Bundle - Key Findings

Doctor Who Floating Character Pens - Floaty woaty bits

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In the top of each of these Doctor Who pens floats something. You've got the TARDIS moving (let's say) in the time stream. And there's a Dalek, showing off its ability to hover after years of not being able to go up stairs. Use the TARDIS and the Dalek to inspire your creativity. And the pen parts? Use those parts to turn your creativity into words and pictures and phrases. Perhaps you know of a Doctor in between the 10th and 11th (whichever ones those are now, right?) and adventures that she goes on, or perhaps you just want a pen to sign contracts with that makes you smile. Either way, these are the pens for you.
Doctor Who Floating Character Pens - Floaty woaty bits

Khuzdul™ Dwarven Battle Axe Necklace - And my axe!

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It started centuries ago under the mountain, it continued when Thorin returned to re-claim his family's legacy, and it kept on going with Gimli's membership in the Fellowship of the Ring: the legend of the honorable, strong, and beardy dwarves. Display your allegiance to the stout heroes with this necklace displaying a dwarven battle axe inscribed with the race's battle cry in their own language.
Khuzdul™ Dwarven Battle Axe Necklace - And my axe!

Wheel of Time Necklace - Let the Dragon ride again on the winds of time

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It's hard to believe but this is our very first product from Robert Jordan's epic Wheel of Time series. We'd say it's about time, but since everything is cyclical, we would have gotten around to it eventually. You can only modify the Great Pattern so much. Unless perhaps the buyer of this product is a ta'veren. We'll have to keep an eye on her. In this Wheel of Time pendant, the Great Serpent entwines itself in the wheel, the great seven-spoked cosmic loom weaving the Great Pattern, forming an infinity symbol.
Wheel of Time Necklace - Let the Dragon ride again on the winds of time

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