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You'd pretty much have to have been time-travelling not to know at this point, but the 50th Anniversary of the premiere of Doctor Who is tomorrow! We're preparing to sneak our Jelly Babies and Jammie Dodgers into the theater (what? the concession stand TOTALLY doesn't have those) for the simulcast. Come along, my dear!

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Earn Double Geek Points - Now through November 24th

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That's right. Now through Sunday, earn double the Geek Points on your purchases! For every dollar you spend, earn 20 points towards rewards. But don't dilly-dally. This offer for extra points ends 11:59pm ET 11/24/13! Not a Geek Points member? Sign up today and start earning points towards rewards!
Earn Double Geek Points - Now through November 24th

Game of Thrones Dragon Egg Canister - A ThinkGeek creation and exclusive!

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This green, hand-painted ceramic piece is obviously a container modeled after Rhaegal's egg from Game of Thrones. Perfect for storing pre-hatched dragons (capacity: 1) or whatever strikes your fancy. Maybe exotic cookies from the Eastern Market in Vaes Dothrak? The cookies stored in this container are beyond compare, Khaleesi. It is known.
Game of Thrones Dragon Egg Canister - A ThinkGeek creation and exclusive!

Doctor Who TARDIS Tea Infuser - Reverse the Enzyme Decay

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There are few things as British as a spot of tea. And settling down for tea with The Doctor sounds to us like the perfect way to spend a Saturday evening. After a long day, spend a few minutes healing your synapses with the Doctor Who TARDIS Tea Infuser and your own special brew of free radicals and tannins. One mug, a little hot water, and one short steep later, you'll be thinking clearly again and ready for traveling the universe.
Doctor Who TARDIS Tea Infuser - Reverse the Enzyme Decay

Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter - Large, One-Topping with Extra Precision

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ThinkGeek's Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter exists because we really love pizza. The cutter body is compatible with Picatinny tactical rail system and comes with a Class II Laser Pointer with flashlight "scope" attachment, which projects a line on your pizza so with a steady hand and a good eye you can have straight cuts every time. That means there's less time wasted arguing about whose slice is bigger and more time to enjoy the cheesy deliciousness.
Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter - Large, One-Topping with Extra Precision

Doctor Who TARDIS Ceramic Toothbrush Holder - New mouth. New rules.

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Teeth. We're fans. And whenever possible we like to keep our own. In our mouths. This Doctor Who TARDIS Ceramic Toothbrush Holder lets you peek inside the TARDIS every time you brush your teeth. Since the American Dental Association recommends that you brush your teeth for two minutes (at least 9 out of 10 of them, for their patients who chew gum), may we suggest a few rousing renditions of ba-da-da-bum ba-da-da-bum ba-da-da-bum BUM-da-da-bum ba-da-da-bum ba-da-da-bum ba-da-da-bum OOO-WHEEEE-OOO...
Doctor Who TARDIS Ceramic Toothbrush Holder - New mouth. New rules.

Lord of the Rings Anduril Flame of the West Prop Replica - Forged again

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Anduril was once Narsil, the weapon that cut the One Ring off of Sauron's finger. Years later it was re-forged for Aragorn by the Elven smiths. This storied weapon is re-forged again for you as a high-quality replica. Runes are etched deep into the false-edged stainless steel blade, designed to look like the sword carried in the Lord of the Rings films. The sword comes with a wood display plaque and a certificate of authenticity.
Lord of the Rings Anduril Flame of the West Prop Replica - Forged again

Flying Fairy in a Jar - The green fairy!

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There are many types of fairies: clap-if-you-believe fairies, super-intoxicating fairies, pressed fairies, ones that you spray outside your giant labyrinth fairies, and so on. But did you know that fairies, if you give them love and batteries, can survive almost forever when placed in a glass jar? It's true. They won't grant your wishes or anything, but they will fly around when you make a loud noise or tap the lid of the jar. And they are totally happy in there because, if you think about it, fairies spend most of their times flying in air - and, other than the fairy, air is the only thing in the jar! A silly, fun slice of magic to entrance your friends, family, pets, or children. Because you can't have a fairy tale without a fairy!
Flying Fairy in a Jar - The green fairy!

Multi-Color Outdoor LED Lighting Kit - High tech light show.

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Some folks string up Christmas lights and think it's pretty. Sure it is, but it's also sort of low tech, especially if you want to use it for permanent outdoor accent lighting. No more low tech for you. These are high tech, weather-resistant alternatives that offer you total control over your lighting. You get two 2-foot long strips of LEDs capable of 16 pre-programmed colors, six brightness settings, and 4 preset displays - all controlled by one tiny 24 button remote control. The two strips can lock together or light up two slightly distant spaces by using the 2-foot extension. And, and this is the best part, you can attach up to 15 strips (30 feet worth) together for awesome control over your lighting. The night is ours!
Multi-Color Outdoor LED Lighting Kit - High tech light show.

USB Thermoelectric Cooler/Warmer - Open up a can of chill-out

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The shared refrigerator in your office cools a lot of stuff. Food, science experiments once known as food, and your secret stash... of drinks. But you never want an entire case of soda at once. You just need one can. Plug in this small single-can beverage cooler/warmer into a USB port and keep a can on your desk for when you really need it. The LED Beverage Cooler is retro-styled and has a small blue LED inside. So add a little style to your desk and keep your drink cold (or warm) at the same time.
USB Thermoelectric Cooler/Warmer - Open up a can of chill-out

Tingling Electronic Spidey Sense Shirt - No spider bite required

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It seems that in order to be a super, one must have some horrendous experience. Bitten by a spider, see your parents murdered, exposed to high levels of radiation. Y'know, we'd rather have the powers without all that. Is it too much to ask? The Marvel Electronic Spidey-Sense T-Shirt lets you have a bit of Spider-Man's power. No spider bite necessary! (No spandex, either. Thank goodness!) Put on your Spidey t-shirt, clip the proximity sensor to the back of the collar, and turn it on. Now, whenever someone comes within five feet of you, your Spidey Senses will tingle!
Tingling Electronic Spidey Sense Shirt - No spider bite required

Despair, Inc. 2014 Custom Calendar - Exclusive to ThinkGeek!

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ThinkGeek pairs with the hilarious demotivators over at Despair, Inc. to produce our very own custom 2014 calendar, perfect for the jaded geek in all of us. Demotivator artwork for every month reminds you that you're not special, while geeky dates and factoids (suggested by YOU, our fans) help you feel at least a little smarter. No matter what kind of geek you are, this calendar is for you. Feel the jaded, yet loving embrace of your ThinkGeek Despair, Inc calendar as it reminds you that you're not alone in thinking that you're surrounded by idiots.
Despair, Inc. 2014 Custom Calendar - Exclusive to ThinkGeek!

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