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Critical Hit D20 3D Window Decal - Something is critically wrong

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Dice are bastards. We've all wanted to throw them, microwave them, crush them. It's amazing how a tiny piece of plastic can wreak so much havoc. The d20 Window Decal is inspired by those sportsball-through-the-window decals. But since we throw a lot more d20s than balls, this seemed more appropriate for our vehicles. Easy to apply and totally removable, the Critical Hit D20 Window Decal will make gamers smile and non-gamers look twice.
Critical Hit D20 3D Window Decal - Something is critically wrong

Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Travel Mug Set - 9th Doctor is in!

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Now that we're into September and on to the Doctors from the 2005 series' revival, we'll remind you that we have these travel mugs. One side features a silhouette of the Doctor, and the other the Doctor Who logo from that season. If you collect them all, you'll have 12 travel mugs: enough to bring a different Doctor on your commute every morning for over two weeks!
Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Travel Mug Set - 9th Doctor is in!

Boskke Sky Planter - Turn your plants on their heads

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Most homes and offices have ceilings that are at least 8 feet high. Unless you are very tall or a member of the Na'vi tribe you probably aren't using all of the air up there. What better place to plants some plants? The Boskke Sky Planter lets you do just that.
Boskke Sky Planter - Turn your plants on their heads

Iron Man Mr. Potato Head - Put down that masher!

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The normal, everyday potato is used to a life ending in butter, sour cream, and, maybe on a crazy day, bacon bits and cheese. He knows his fate, and he has accepted it. But wait! What's this?!? A new hero to potatoes everywhere? That's right! It's Iron Man Mr. Potato Head here to save the day and protect potatokind.
Iron Man Mr. Potato Head - Put down that masher!

Adventure Time Lunchbox - It's LUNCH TIME!

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When it's time for adventure, when it's time to grab your friends, when it's time to go to very distant lands, always make sure to bring a snack. Because the last thing you want when you are facing the Lich, or Donny, or the Ice King, or any one of those jerks, is for your tummy to make with the rumbling. And if you're heading to adventure, it only makes sense to use your Adventure Time Lunchbox. With Finn on one side and Jake on the other, every evildoer out there will know you're a friend of the best. It will add a little shake to their step, so you can vanquish them even easier. And then have a picnic on their fallen husk. Algebraic!
Adventure Time Lunchbox - It's LUNCH TIME!

Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Mini Glasses - Materializing TARDIS

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Invite all your friends to pick their favorite Doctor, and let's toast to the universe's most beloved Time Lord, who has traveled through space and our television sets for over fifty years. The shot glass pack includes one 2 oz. glass for each of the first eleven doctors and a TARDIS shot glass that changes color from light blue to dark blue when filled with cold liquid.
Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Mini Glasses - Materializing TARDIS

Doctor Who Mini Journal Set (SDCC Exclusive) - Trio of Tiny Tomes

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When you travel with the Doctor, you need to keep moving. Because if you don't keep moving down the somewhat-repetitive corridors, something will eat or blast you. But how do you know which corridors to run down? Easy, you've been taking notes. And because you have this once-convention-exclusive set on you, you'll always have just the right notebook for the job. A lined mini River Song TARDIS Journal, a blank (but old-looking) mini 500 Year Diary, and a blank Gold 50th Anniversary journal make this a trio to be reckoned with. Hey, you could even use one for the past, one for the present, and one for the future. Just beware of spoilers!
Doctor Who Mini Journal Set (SDCC Exclusive) - Trio of Tiny Tomes

DIY Instant Underpants - Just add water

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Okay, so the little kid you were babysitting peed his pants. You could get up and do wash. You could be responsible. Or you could just put one of these Instant Underpants in water, watch it bloom to life, dry it off a bit, and BAM! problem solved. Of course, Instant Underpants are really just a gag gift. They do fit most children and small adults, though. You can wear them wet or dry. You can wear them on your lower parts or your head. Life is all about options, undies, and fun. Why not combine them all?!? And if you really want to be prepared, buy a whole week's worth. Laundry is for the birds (assuming you know birds that wash human clothing).
DIY Instant Underpants - Just add water

New Games - 8-bit and App-y

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In the future, you will be upgradable. You'll have to be in order to fight the alien invaders. But now that it's not the future, at least you can play like those conditions exist (to build your skills for when they actually do). First, there's App'd. Be the first player to fill your brain with 1 TB of apps, and you win. But look out for malware, glitches, other players, and more gnarley things. Then there's Space Invaders Jenga. Play it like regular Jenga, or add in the race to the bottom with your Invader (played at the same time)! Practice up on both, and maybe we have a shot of a non-alien-dominated future.
New Games - 8-bit and App-y

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