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A PAX on both your houses!

Close enough. So, our Away Team is heading out to Seattle this week for PAX Prime. If you're going to be there, say hello to Steve, Erin, Nikki, Hannah, David and Zack at booth #6516. They'll be there selling a bunch of stuff, passing out pins, and generally causing mayhem by ignoring the Prime Directive. We keep telling them not to mess with the indigenous people but nooooo!

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Futurama Zoidberg Designer Vinyl Figure - Why not?

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What responsible adult doesn't want Zoidberg on their desk or perched atop the walls of their cubicle? Exactly - WHY NOT ZOIDBERG? Complete with stethoscope accessory, the Kidrobot-ized 6-inch vinyl Futurama Zoidberg will listen to your intestines. If you lose him, look in the nearest dumpster.
Futurama Zoidberg Designer Vinyl Figure - Why not?

Iron Man Arc Reactor Lab - A box of scraps

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Encourage your little Tony Stark with this Iron Man Arc Reactor Lab. It includes everything you need to build your own Arc Reactor. With 24 different power chip combinations, you can build and rebuild and get different light and power effects. When you're not playing, the Arc Reactor is a cool nightlight for a bedside table. The Iron Man Arc Reactor Lab comes with an educational poster tying Iron Man to real world science.
Iron Man Arc Reactor Lab - A box of scraps

Mass Effect Carnifex - Mercenary schmercenary

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A highly accurate and lethal pistol, The Carnifex is a favored sidearm of mercenary leaders and Eclipse mercenary tech specialists. An expensive but powerful weapon, its marketing materials feature a charging krogan with the slogan "Don't you wish Carnifex was at your side?" Now you can with this full scale replica of the M-6 pistol. The artisans at TriForce have really gone above and beyond with this hand-finished and hand-painted weapon replica. It's absolutely gorgeous and a must-have for cosplayers or video game weapon enthusiasts.
Mass Effect Carnifex - Mercenary schmercenary

Nyan Cat Glassware Sets - Nyanyanyanyanyan!

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You may not have been creative enough to come up with Nyan Cat, but are you creative enough to come up with a drinking game that revolves around it? We will help you get started with this Nyan Cat drinkware. These boxed sets include four different Nyan Cats on dark blue glass: Nyan Cat, Zombie Nyan Cat, Fiesta Dog, and Ninja Nyan Cat.
Nyan Cat Glassware Sets - Nyanyanyanyanyan!

MechaniCard Kinetic Sculptures - Mechanical art

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Each MechaniCard is hand-made, limited edition, numbered, and signed by the artist and comes with a little crank. Insert the crank and turn. The card bursts to life. Through paper marvels of engineering mostly hidden from your eyes, the pistons in the Radial Engine pump or the colors of the Mandala move and pulsate. Even better, these tiny works of art are built into mailers, so they can easily be sent to the gear-lover of your choosing. We hope you'll send one to you (you're our favorite and you totally deserve something this special)!
MechaniCard Kinetic Sculptures - Mechanical art

Espionage Cosmetics Steampunk Collection - You look riveting!

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Steampunk girls don't have to travel back in time to find a makeup collection designed with their look in mind. From the self-proclaimed "babes of badass" at Espionage Cosmetics, their Neo-Victorian Collection is the baddest of them all featuring colors: Retrofit, Riveting, Clockwork and Oxidize. Although they look like typical eye shadows, the bold hues of Espionage color collections can be used for the eyes, cheeks, lips, hair or nails.
Espionage Cosmetics Steampunk Collection - You look riveting!

R/C Space Messenger - Project your message

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The mini-copter spins and takes off. As it hovers in the air over your desk, words start appearing - one word at a time. The message instructs everyone to bring you cookies. And when they do, you can quickly change the message to say thank you! Each R/C Space Messenger uses persistence of vision to display one of 20 words you've programmed. Beam it to the 'copter with the magic of IR beams! Yay, science! Scroll through your words one by one, or set it to auto flip through them in order. The future of advertising is hanging in midair right above you. You're welcome for the cookies!
R/C Space Messenger - Project your message

My Little Pony Dr. Whooves Glow in the Dark - Time turner

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Complete your collection of pony friends with this glow-in-the-dark "Dr. Whooves" vinyl figure! Whether you are inviting him to play with your other figures or adding him to your collection, this ThinkGeek exclusive red-tie version of the fan favorite character is a must-have!
My Little Pony Dr. Whooves Glow in the Dark - Time turner

Ka-Bar "Zomstro" Zombie Chopper - Cleave!

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When all history books are burned for fuel and humanity is fighting extinction, the remaining individuals will congregate under just a few leaders. They will look to the strongest, wisest men and women that represent the spirit of mankind and they will lead our species back from the brink of death. Generations after humanity's close encounter with extinction, the history books will look back and discover one obvious similarity between those that saved us: the Zomstro Chopper: a blade fit for a warrior, prized by the masses, and wielded for mankind.
Ka-Bar "Zomstro" Zombie Chopper - Cleave!

Breaking Bad Heisenberg Figure - It's good to be bad

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Can you imagine any of your mild mannered high school science teachers transforming themselves into a drug kingpin? Walter White never imagined the road cooking meth would take him down, but maybe his alter ego Heisenberg did. Capture a piece of his legacy with this Breaking Bad Heisenberg figure.
Breaking Bad Heisenberg Figure - It's good to be bad

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