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Welcome to our castle in the clouds!

Back in 1854, Thoreau wrote, "Most of the luxuries, and many of the so-called comforts of life, are not only not indispensable, but positive hindrances to the elevation of mankind." While we're all about simplifying, we have to admit that we feel pretty darn elevated when we're kicking butt as Commander Shepard or lounging around the house in our Jedi bathrobe and Tribble slippers, mixing fandoms like a boss. But in honor of the anniversary of Walden, we'll drink our morning coffee on the porch.

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Adventure Time Up to 40% Off - Ooo... a sale!

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What's more mathematical than a sale? And unlike at the brick and mortar store, we don't make you do the math in your head to figure out what up to 40% off the regular price will be. We're nice like that. Get your Adventure Time gear and start questing.
Adventure Time Up to 40% Off - Ooo... a sale!

Star Trek: TNG Borg Cube Monitor Mate - Assimilate this!

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Resistance is futile. We've been told over and over again. Well, sometimes, when the words aren't echoing in your ears, you need a constant little reminder of what horrible fate might await us. A reason, if you will, to go on fighting the good fight before the war is brought to us. A totem to remind us that individuality is a gem to be cherished. We choose to put a little Borg Cube on our monitor. It reminds us to be different - to be ourselves. It also shows others that we love us some ST:TNG!
Star Trek: TNG Borg Cube Monitor Mate - Assimilate this!

Spell Book Journal with Wand Pencil - Abracadabra

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Stories are like magic spells to other realms. Write down your spells in this wicked little journal. And don't use a boring writing implement - use the included magic wand pencil! Things we like to write in our Spell Book Journal include: new adult beverage recipes (aka: potions), chunks of code we want to test out (aka: spells), and harrowing episodes of fan fiction (aka: Mom, stop reading our journals - it's totally normal to write stuff like this). What magic will your weave into your journal? Whatever it is, we know it'll be awesome.
Spell Book Journal with Wand Pencil - Abracadabra

NoiseHush Clip-On Bluetooth Receiver - Wire-free tunes

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The NoiseHush Clip-On Bluetooth Receiver turns your favorite corded headphones into wireless ones. The innovative design includes accessible buttons for essential functions and a built-in echo-cancellation microphone. With the NoiseHush, turn any wired headphones into wireless, whether it's the included noise-cancelling headphones or your own favorite pair. You can also use NoiseHush as a Bluetooth dongle to turn home or vehicle audio systems into wireless entertainment. One device for all your conversations, music and more!
NoiseHush Clip-On Bluetooth Receiver - Wire-free tunes

Game of Thrones Hound's Helmet Prop Replica - One dangerous dog

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Looking to have a piece of the most vicious men in Westeros? Or more accurately, looking to be the most vicious man in Westeros? Don this replica of the Hound's helmet and you can be Sandor Clegane. Of course, you would have quit Joffrey's service a lot earlier than the Hound did. He is a horrible, horrible, boss. This wearable fiberglass helm features operable jaws. Go back and read that sentence again. Operable jaws. Oh yeah, we're gonna wear this to work. You just try to tell us otherwise.
Game of Thrones Hound's Helmet Prop Replica - One dangerous dog

New Razer Gaming Gear - More Razer awesomeness

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When we want to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but we're all outta bubblegum, we look to Razer peripherals. We've been having a blast testing out the various Razer mouse pads: the Vespula, Kabuto, Manticor, and Goliathus. These pads offer performance that will make you cry big giant sloppy tears of joy. (Don't worry, we won't be capturing evidence via your webcam or anything.) And if you're fan of League of Legends, check out the officially licensed Razer League of Legends Collector's Edition Peripherals.
New Razer Gaming Gear - More Razer awesomeness

Oozeq Oobleq Non-Newtonian Putty 4-Pack - Crazy stuff!

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Sir Issac Newton is a wacky dude. Not only did he shoot apples off his son's head, but he also made non-him things become suddenly quite strange. Take Oozeq, for instance. It's a type of oobleck - a non-Newtonian substance that behaves like a liquid AND a solid all crammed into one. It drips, it stretches, it tears, it copies pencil drawings, and you can even mold it and let it harden. It's made out of corn and very Earth-friendly (the packaging is all biodegradable and made from corn, too). Explore the crazy WTF world of non-Newtonian, metastable, modeling dough!
Oozeq Oobleq Non-Newtonian Putty 4-Pack - Crazy stuff!

Nitecore SRT7 "Revenger" 960 Lumen Flashlight - 960 lumens!

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Designed for law enforcement, hunting, and tactical applications, the Revenger is part of the first line of flashlights to feature third generation SSR (smart selector ring) technology. SSR lets you smoothly and rapidly select brightness level and function, going from 0 - 960 lumens. It's waterproof, impact resistant, and constructed from aero grade aluminum.
Nitecore SRT7 "Revenger" 960 Lumen Flashlight - 960 lumens!

Breaking Bad Plush - How about some blue candy?

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Local alleyway candy sales have dropped almost 80% since you got these guys off the streets and into your home. Just make sure the doors are locked, the mail slots are shut, and your dog is always on duty - these are some smart fellas. Selling candy is all they know and all they want to do. Keep them on a tight leash with hugs and snuggles!
Breaking Bad Plush - How about some blue candy?

Dead Space Isaac Statue - "Stick around - I'm full of bad ideas."

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From the totally amazing sci-fi/horror shooter Dead Space 3 comes this highly detailed, 1:5 scale statue. A must-have for any gamer's collection, Isaac Clarke stands over the mutilated remains of a necromorph. He's got his signature plasma cutter and he's ready to slice up any more necromorphs that dare show their ugly faces. Speaking of faces... did we mention Clarke's helmet lights up? It's only one of the many details that make this statue one of our favorite Dead Space collectibles.
Dead Space Isaac Statue - "Stick around - I'm full of bad ideas."

Doom Razor Attacknid R/C Combat Creatures - Spiderbot Battle

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Everyone knows that a robot cannot harm a human or through inaction cause a human to come to harm. But there's no rules about robots having Fight Club with other robots. Attacknids are the ultimate battle robots. The Bolt n'Battle weapons system includes a dissector disc attachment and 20 discs. Clip on your red and black combat armor and scuttle into battle! You've got six legs and a 360 degree rotating head... nobody can stand against you. But if they do, you've got to defend your Battle Brain. If it's hit 3 times, your Attacknid is out of the fight.
Doom Razor Attacknid R/C Combat Creatures - Spiderbot Battle

LEGO Minifigure Clocks - Does crazy sleep?

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One of the things we've learned about insomnia is that it drives you crazy. Bit by bit, all of your self-control erodes. Your filters disappear. The less sleep you get, the more irritable, irrational, nasty, and unpredictable you become. Maybe all the Joker needs is a prescription for Ambien and a feather bed? If you can sleep with something that looks like a clown next to you without fearing for your life, you should totally put the LEGO Joker Minifigure Alarm Clock on your bedside table. If you can't... we have Batman, too. He's a little less terrifying.
LEGO Minifigure Clocks - Does crazy sleep?

20% off Back to Campus - Extended until Sunday!

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So you can't decide if you should outfit your new dorm room or apartment with Doctor Who or Star Trek. And you're still making up your mind about what gear to schlep all your physics textbooks in (we recommend the Bag of Holding). You're in luck! You can still get 20% off all our back to campus shinies. Use code LUNCHMONEY until 11:59pm ET 8/11/13.
20% off Back to Campus - Extended until Sunday!

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