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Today, we're thinking about the speed at which spoilers travel. On this day in 1999, the film The Sixth Sense was released in theaters. Many of us remember being surprised by the ending, even those of us who waited until it was released on video. Could the same be said in 2013? Nope. In fact, we'd bet if The Sixth Sense were released now, we'd be spoiled about the plot twist before the movie even hit the theaters. These are crazy times we live in, no? This email contains some goo, adventure, a smidge of timey-wimey, and a droid, but no spoilers.

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Shark...s with Frickin' Lasers Week - Summer Wonderland

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Foghorns blast, are you listening? In the sea, fish are glistening. A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight. Swimming in a -- OMG IS THAT A SHARK!?!? Yup, it sure is. Celebrate Shark Week with our exclusive Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer, a ThinkGeek exclusive. If you're part of the Fish Are Friends, Not Food school, check out our other aquatic offerings, including a fish tank that doubles as an herb garden!
Shark...s with Frickin' Lasers Week - Summer Wonderland

Ultimate Heavy Weight Tape Dispenser - 2.2 lbs of justice!

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Sure, every desk out there has a tape dispenser. Some are plastic, some have smiley faces. But there's not a tape dispenser out there as ultimate as this one. This tape dispenser is made of aluminum with a cast iron core. It's got a forged stainless steel blade. When you go to pull the tape out one-handed, the dispenser stays put. When someone thinks they'll just yank it off your desk when you're not looking, they'll be sorely thwarted. When the zombies invade, you'll be ready - with the best tape dispenser ever.
Ultimate Heavy Weight Tape Dispenser - 2.2 lbs of justice!

Adventure Time Plush Backpacks - Mathematical backpacks!

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Finn has a backpack to carry all his algebraic adventure gear. Because when you're a kid in a world of whatever who has to constantly be adventuring or grow really bored, you need to carry around a ton of stuff. But what about the backpack? What about all the stuff it wants for itself? Well, that's why the backpack has a Finn backpack. And a Jake backpack. Because backpack's got stuff to carry, too, and it adores irony! And now you can have a plush Finn and/or Jake backpack of your very own. Why? Because you love irony AND Adventure Time. Slamacow!
Adventure Time Plush Backpacks - Mathematical backpacks!

Zipboard Roll-Up Travel Whiteboard - For brainstorming on the go

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In the olden days, they had scrolls. It's just what they did, but there's something about a scroll now that feels magical and special. Well, let's mash the super-marvelous-ness of a scroll with the usefulness of a whiteboard! The Zipboard is just that - a whiteboard that pulls out like a scroll. It locks into place so you can write all you want. Then when you're done, it retracts (with the push of a button) back into itself. Oh, and of course is has a pop out dry erase marker with an eraser back. Because this Zipboard is your notes-on-the-go tool of awesomeness.
Zipboard Roll-Up Travel Whiteboard - For brainstorming on the go

New Chemistry Kits - Science is fun!

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Looking for a way to entertain your wee geek for the last few weeks of summer vacation? These three science kits are really fun -- and one of them is even edible! Learn about what makes a firefly glow, how slime is made, and how soda gets its fizz. All the materials you need are in the kits, and instructions too!
New Chemistry Kits - Science is fun!

Doctor Who TARDIS Rugs - Ruggy-wuggy

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Unlike the TARDIS, our homes always seem smaller on the inside. Ever notice how a place always looks huge until you get all your stuff inside it? Then it's... stuffed. Need an excuse to keep more of your floor space open? How about a super awesome Doctor Who Rug? Our Doctor Who Rugs are nearly six feet of TARDIS goodness for your home, dorm room, or office. Made of durable (yet soft!) polyester pile, these rugs are the perfect thing to have underfoot in your not-ever-big-enough abode. Choose your favorite version of the Doctor's time machine: TARDIS or Exploding TARDIS.
Doctor Who TARDIS Rugs - Ruggy-wuggy

Gearcube Geared Puzzle Cube - Geared for your enjoyment

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Gears make everything better. Take the simple puzzle cube. It's okay as it is, but add gears and it becomes the aptly named Gearcube! As you turn, the gears rotate and move other bits. It's an engineering joy to behold. Even if you never solve puzzle cubes, the Gearcube will amuse you with each turn. So, not only does this cube look cool, not only does it have gears and they aren't just for show, not only is it a puzzle to solve again and again, but we're about 98 percent sure this cube won't open up any portals for pinheaded monstrosities to enter this world through. Win-win!
Gearcube Geared Puzzle Cube - Geared for your enjoyment

Crayon Bandolier Belt - Ready, aim, create!

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Every wee geek artist who favors the waxy colors of Crayola will squee with delight when presented with the Crayon Bandolier Belt. It's perfect for keeping crayons easily available while on a road trip or when hanging out with mom or dad while running errands. And the belt comes preloaded with 24 Crayola crayons, which everyone knows are the best crayons on the planet.
Crayon Bandolier Belt - Ready, aim, create!

Twiddle Desk Fidget Toy - Keep those fingers happy

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When we're sitting at our desks thinking or sitting in meetings not thinking, our fingers just yearn like crazy for something to do. Twiddle is the answer. It starts as a twisted necklacey-sort-of-thing, but the secret is in the links. Each link of a Twiddle can pop apart, so you can make smaller Twiddles, combine colors, or just pop them apart and put them back together. AND, each joint also locks at a 90 degree angle, so they'll hold some poses. It's like folding a plastic bit of RNA into... whatever you wish. Plus, the clicking sounds nice. Twiddle will keep your hands occupied, so you brain can roam free.
Twiddle Desk Fidget Toy - Keep those fingers happy

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Lamp - Brighter on the bedside

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Need to shed a bit of light on your bedside table? A little illumination to read by or to help you find your glasses when you hear a suspicious noise coming from the kitchen at 3AM? It's probably just the dog tipping over the garbage can for a snack, but it could be Daleks coming to exterminate you! This table lamp features the 11th Doctor's sonic screwdriver on the bottom and a starry shade with the Doctor himself on top. Screw in your bulb, plug it in, and you're ready to illuminate your favorite corner of space-time.
Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Lamp - Brighter on the bedside

Star Wars R2-D2 Trashcan: Full-size Model - Beep bloop

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Trash is just not that cool. Not only can it be dirty and odorous but it's simply low-tech and boring. At least that's what we used to think... until we saw this amazing R2-D2 Trashcan and learned to love trash. This stylish trash receptacle is imported from Japan and is an incredibly detailed replica of R2-D2. Step on R2's center "foot" and his dome swings wide to collect your expired TPS reports and leftover wookiee dung.
Star Wars R2-D2 Trashcan: Full-size Model - Beep bloop

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