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The Bartender's Toolbox - A confluence of domains

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If there was some horrible Brundlefly accident between a bartender's tools and a simple everyday toolbox, hammers and bottle openers would combine. Screwdrivers and corkscrews would intertwine. Instead of a horrible mutant human-insect hybrid, a fantastic confluence of domains would result: a cool collection of tools to delight the handyman and bartender, or anyone who loves tools and also an adult beverage after a long day of using them! Included are a hammer/bottle opener, screwdriver corkscrew, putty-knife/strainer, nail/cocktail skewers, and a jigger in a handsome hand-carry toolbox!
The Bartender's Toolbox - A confluence of domains

The Moon Halotech Lithophane Watch - Our favorite satellite

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Did you know that the moon has a name? Luna, but you probably knew that. Do you know why the moon only ever shows us one side? It's no miracle. We're tidally locked, meaning that the gravity difference between the Earth and the near side and far side of the moon creates an imbalance. The stronger pull on one side keeps it facing us. Cool! We love the moon so much, we got this watch, with a 3D lithophane carving in the face. When backlit, Luna's face glows in magnificent relief. It's a cool looking watch you need to see to believe!
The Moon Halotech Lithophane Watch - Our favorite satellite

The Art of Science Advanced Trivia Game - Trivia for smart people

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Trivia is our lifeblood. Knowing things and proving our knowledge is what we do for sport. But so many trivia games out there are beneath us, know what we mean? Too many questions about silly things and not a real proof of knowledge. Well, The Art of Science Advanced Trivia Game changes all that. Six categories await you: Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Mathematics, Technology, and Miscellaneous. Pick the category you know best and you'll get more points for those questions. That means the biologist vs. the physicist will be a fair fight (each one will score more points in their specialty). Plus, the questions are HARD! Master this game and you'll prove you're the genius we know you are.
The Art of Science Advanced Trivia Game - Trivia for smart people

Mario Kart 7 MicroDrive - Vroom! Vroom!

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If getting your driver's license in the real world meant tackling courses as challenging as the ones in Mario Kart, we would all be in trouble. Thankfully, the real world isn't quite that challenging, but this Mario Kart 7 Micro Drive R/C lets you bring the action and adventure from your favorite Super Mario Brothers spin-off right into your home. Get racing with this R/C vehicle capable of wheelies, 360 spins and multiple speeds!
Mario Kart 7 MicroDrive - Vroom! Vroom!

Big Bang Theory Clue - Bazinga!

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Someone has messed up something of Sheldon's, and he's not happy. But what is messed up, where it was devalued, and by whom is unknown. That's your job, Sleuthy McSleuthypants. Play as one of Sheldon's friends as you run around putting Clue and Clue together. See what we did there? This is The Big Bang Theory mashed with the classic game of Clue; but instead of Professor Plum you have Sheldon, and instead of a lead pipe you have a wiped hard drive. You're not trying to figure out who killed anyone; you're just trying to help Sheldon figure out who befouled his stuff. And really, isn't an erased equation board almost the same as death?
Big Bang Theory Clue - Bazinga!

William Shakespeare's Star Wars - Verily, A New Hope

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Long ago, in a country not that far away, an actor/playwright composed a space opera that would transcend the centuries. But alas, the manuscript was lost. And then in the mid-1970s, a man named George Lucas found it, ripped it all off, and the movie Star Wars was born. Finally, the original text has been published and is available to all. This is the original Star Wars, as written by William Shakespeare. Of course, it's not real, but it's real good! The entire Star Wars movie has been recreated in iambic pentameter, mixing Shakespeare jests with Star Wars jokes into one big pile of awesome! But this isn't just a mockery of both, it's a celebration! A Shakespearean Star Wars Celebration!
William Shakespeare's Star Wars - Verily, A New Hope

FLEXit Ultra Thin Magnetic LED Light - Gumby, in flashlight form

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Ever thought about how convenient it would be to have another hand? We humans were only born with two hands, and, really, it is setting us back. Imagine the possibilities. Two hands on a keyboard and one on the mouse! Two hands fixing a pipe and one hand holding the flashlight! The FLEXit Light is here to help with that whole holding-a-flashlight annoyance. This flexible, hands-free LED light can bend, curve and aim light from a variety of positions to provide you with focused light for a task, or broad light to light up a large space.
FLEXit Ultra Thin Magnetic LED Light - Gumby, in flashlight form

Giant Doctor Who Inflatable TARDIS and Dalek - Almost life-sized!

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One of Doctor Who's most formidable foes has spent a lifetime being the butt of jokes. Think about it. Sure, lots of people have hidden behind sofas when the Daleks were present, but at least as many have (until recently) joked at how one could escape them by going up a flight of stairs. Well, now we know Daleks can hover, but did you know they can also float? Well, they can if they're one of these abso-friggin-lutely giant inflatable Daleks. How big are they? Almost life-sized, that's how big (a little over five feet tall)! The Dalek is available now and the giant inflatable TARDIS is... coming in the future!
Giant Doctor Who Inflatable TARDIS and Dalek - Almost life-sized!

Adventure Time 10" Super Posable Figures - Ten inches of Ooo

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Action figures are like art you can play with. They are beautiful figures of characters you love, with action features that make you fist pump the air. And if those action figures and features come from the land of Ooo, then they're even more mathematical. Finn is here, ten inches tall, with action features out his wazoo. Sure he's bendy, sure he's got his trusty sword Scarlet, sure he's got his backpack that actually opens, but his face is the best action feature. It rotates to show four different facial expressions. Totally rhombus! And, as if this super Finn figure isn't enough, there's a Jake one coming soon, too!
Adventure Time 10" Super Posable Figures - Ten inches of Ooo

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