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O, Canada!

It's Canada Day, so we wanted to give a shout-out to our northern neighbor for all the awesome they've given us. IMAX and poutine and whiskers on kittens, Fruvous and Fillion and warm woolen mittens, Kate Beaton's paperback tied up with strings, these are a few of our favorite things. And did you know that Canadians invented the snowblower? (It certainly wasn't going to be invented by a Floridian!)

So happy Canada Day to everybody. Pour yourself a Canada Dry Ginger Ale and raise your glass high.

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Anti-Laundering Kit - One Week of Shirts

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Everybody hates doing laundry, even the Snuggle Bear. Sure he's all giggly in the commercials, but that's because some unwitting human's doing the laundry for him. We've taken some of our most popular shirts and bundled them together to provide you with an entire extra week of laundry-avoidance for your torso. You're going to have to deal with the pants and underwear situation on your own.
Anti-Laundering Kit - One Week of Shirts

Minecraft Grassy Block cases - Embrace nature

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Whoever said that geeks aren't outdoorsy didn't know squat about geeks. We've got a whole freakin' forest with waterfalls and wildlife and everything that we walk around in every day! Of course, it's in Minecraft, so it's all square and pixelly, but that's pretty much the same, right? Slap a bit of nature on your iPhone or iPod Touch with our new Minecraft Grassy Block hard cases.
Minecraft Grassy Block cases - Embrace nature

Plush Wampa Backpack - Belly of the beast

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We did it! We traveled to Hoth with our super secret ShrinkRay (which we suppose is no longer super secret since we just told you, Internet) and we shot a Wampa and shrunk it down to convenient backpack size. Of course, we had to dry it out and remove the blood and guts and stuff, but that's why we have a taxidermist on staff. Unzip the Plush Wampa Backpack and you can slip in your essentials: a couple books, maybe a tablet or smartphone, some charging cables, your lightsaber (just in case a fight breaks out), and some change for the nearest vending machine or arcade game.
Plush Wampa Backpack - Belly of the beast

Gerber GDC Everyday Carry Tools - Pocket tech, no scratches

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In a world where pocket technology and easily damaged valuables begins to outweigh the necessity for self-defense, for confidence in physical safety, the Gerber GDC stands above. A pinnacle of functionality and standard for seamless integration, the Techhide rubberized handle makes is possible for the stainless steel Gerber blade to reside in a pocket alongside phones and sunglasses without scuff or scratch.
Gerber GDC Everyday Carry Tools - Pocket tech, no scratches

Ultraslim Wallets - Hey there, Slim

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In the early 80s, when a man was measured by the curl of his blonde mane and the proximity of his pant leg to his thigh skin, there was no room for wallets. Food and drink were purchased with rock ballads and guitar solos because monetary currency had no physical place in a man's life. There was no room for it, literally. If only these musical deities had seen the Ultraslim Wallet, we might have seen the style evolve and carry through into present day and we would have all been happier for it.
Ultraslim Wallets - Hey there, Slim

My Little Pony Vinyl Figures - Share your magic

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Big fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic will no longer have to travel Equestria to spend time with their favorite pony friends learning lessons about life and friendship. Just like Twilight Sparkle, fans can be surrounded by their best pony friends all the time with these collectable My Little Pony Vinyl Figures. There is a pony for everyone! Grab them all or just pick up your best pony.
My Little Pony Vinyl Figures - Share your magic

Eastern Collective Smartphone Cables - Look Ma! No tangles!

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If you're anything like us, you live in a house full of tiny electronic devices. And as a result, you live in a house full of power cords. If you're a Mac house, you probably have eleventy billion nearly identical white power cords. Is this the one for your iPad or your kid's iPod Touch? Who knows? And who cares? Your kid cares when you've stolen their power cord, that's who. Eastern Collective's collection of braided fabric smartphone cables are durable, tangle-resistant, and totally unique.
Eastern Collective Smartphone Cables - Look Ma! No tangles!

Sol Sport Solar Charging Kit - Sun power, engage!

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The Sol Sport Solar Charging Kit is the perfect green gadget for the traveling geek. With its powerful battery, it can power up and charge just about any portable electronic device. Use Sol Sport to power up your phone, mp3 player, portable GPS navigator, GPS tracker, digicam, portable DVD player, portable gaming system, and more! Whatever you've deemed necessary to your life away from electricity, this charger can juice up. Leave it out in the sun to recharge, or plug it into any AC adapter or car charger.
Sol Sport Solar Charging Kit - Sun power, engage!

Laser Maze Beam-Bending Logic Game - Solitary lasers

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Logic games bend your brain into new ways and directions of thinking. That's why we love them! Laser Maze takes it to the next level by bending your brain to bend a laser beam through each of the 60 included challenges. Set up the mirrors and beam splitters as the card says, then figure out where the extra pieces go to get the laser where you want it to end up. It's sort of like the games Rush Hour and Khet were smashed together into one awesome solo-player game--probably because Laser Maze was created by the folks who created each of those games. And you know it's good, because... lasers!
Laser Maze Beam-Bending Logic Game - Solitary lasers

Outer Space Bundle - Space goodies

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Think back to the first time you went to a space museum. Maybe you saw some moon rocks or some lunar lander models or maps of our solar system. Whatever you saw, we know you ended up in the gift shop and we know exactly what you fell in love with: space pens and astronaut ice cream. We have both for you, but we thought we'd delight your inner child by making a little bundle of both. It's like an instant visit to the gift shop, without ever having to leave your own mission control. Now all you need is your very own spaceship and some powdered orange drink and you're ready for space!
Outer Space Bundle - Space goodies

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