Free economy shipping with code NOLASER! View for mobile or open in browser.

The ThinkGeek Newsletter! Timmy!

WHAT'S NEW T-SHIRTS GEEK TOYS GADGETS CLEARANCE

HURRY! Order by noon ET 6/7/13 to get gifts in time with economy shipping!

Free economy shipping to the US on $40+ orders

Who's laughing meow?

On this day in 2122, the USCSS Nostromo will receive a distress signal from the planetoid LV-426, starting a chain of events most chestbursty and tragic for everyone except for a very lucky cat. Does anyone ever wonder if Jones has a Twitter account or something? "Day 4: Moar human guts on the floor. Haz a flavor. Not gud." It just goes to show that all you need to survive an alien attack is nine lives.

In other news, OMG IT'S ALMOST FATHER'S DAY.

What's New at ThinkGeek!

Keyboard Cat Animatronic Plush - Play him off, Keyboard Cat!

If your images were on you'd see Keyboard Cat Animatronic Plush - Play him off, Keyboard Cat!

When you witness at act of failure, simply press the button on your Animatronic Plush Keyboard Cat and he will play you off! Even in the workplace, Keyboard Cat is useful. Accounting Guy can't get his laptop to hook up to the projector? Play him off, Keyboard Cat. Marketing Guy does an entire presentation and then realizes his fly is down? Play him off, Keyboard Cat. Boss gets yelled at by her boss for not implementing the suggestions you had given her weeks ago? Play her off, Keyboard Cat!
Keyboard Cat Animatronic Plush - Play him off, Keyboard Cat!

Android Action Figures - Android figure, activated!

If your images were on you'd see Android Action Figures - Android figure, activated!

We're not going to choose sides in the war of the smart phones. Why? Because when technology competes against itself there are only two possible outcomes: 1. Said technology will improve and evolve rapidly in awesome and fun ways, or 2. Terminators will be created that will destroy us all. Each Android Vinyl Action Figure is 3" inches of vinyl fun. Its arms move for dancing action and its head rotates for looking off into the future and disagreeing with you and stuff. Get a bunch, and you could have your own Android Vinyl Action Figure army--an army capable of beating up any orange, banana, or apple that stands in its way.
Android Action Figures - Android figure, activated!

PocketStrings Portable Guitar Practice Tool - Rock out

If your images were on you'd see PocketStrings Portable Guitar Practice Tool - Rock out

To be in the pantheon of the guitar masters, you need to practice your fingers off. But sometimes you just can't bring your axe with you or make a lot of noise. Behold: the perfect solution. PocketStrings is a compact tool to let you practice virtually anywhere. Slide it open and unveil a section of guitar neck with real frets and strings. Now you can practice your chords anywhere without making noise, while having the real feel of a guitar (including building up those important calluses). Find all the wasted moments during your day (meetings, toilet, bus, etc) and turn them into valuable practice sessions. Your guitar will thank you.
PocketStrings Portable Guitar Practice Tool - Rock out

Zendulum Solar Powered "Pendulum" Kit - Relax

If your images were on you'd see Zendulum Solar Powered

First, learn to breathe. Then, learn to solder and assemble this fun and easy kit. Finally, place it in the sun. The solar panel will charge up the capacitors and discharge when the magnetic sphere passes over the coil. The sphere will get a push and roll up one side of the track--all the while the capacitors will charge again. As the sphere rolls down, the coil's next discharge will push it up the other side. Lather, rinse, repeat. The sphere will roll back and forth and back and forth and you will watch it and become one with the sphere. Your mind will calm and your dreams will soar. You deserve a break from the world, and the Zendulum is your ticket to a higher plane of thought.
Zendulum Solar Powered "Pendulum" Kit - Relax

Tuggit Pull Bulb - Tug on! Tug off!

If your images were on you'd see Tuggit Pull Bulb - Tug on! Tug off!

One of the unfortunate realities of living in a cubicle farm is the lighting. You either have way too much light and get a headache, or you don't have enough light or convenient access to outlets. It's as though corporate overlords want you to suffer! Did we say overlords? We meant protectors. *cough* The Tuggit Pull Bulb is a battery-operated LED light bulb attached to a 4-foot long rope. Tuck the end of the rope under the drop ceiling tile and it will hang conveniently over your cube. One gentle tug turns the light on and a second turns it off. It's so simple, yet so awesome.
Tuggit Pull Bulb - Tug on! Tug off!

Bacon & Moon Doormats - One clean step for floors...

If your images were on you'd see Bacon & Moon Doormats - One clean step for floors...

Looking for a new way to welcome people to 127.0.0.1? We've got two new doormats that are suitable for any geek domicile, unless you don't eat pork products, in which case we have one new doormat! These doormats are 18" x 27" with a non-slip rubber backing. The all-weather nylon top is screen printed with your choice of design: crispy delicious bacon or a small step on the Moon. Now you just need a cross-stitch sampler with your SSID and password to hang inside your door.
Bacon & Moon Doormats - One clean step for floors...

New Apparel!

Quick Blurbs!

Action Shot Winner

Get the scoop on sending your own ThinkGeek product action shots and a chance at our $100 monthly giveaway!

"Looney TARDIS"
When Bugs Bunny meets
the world's best time traveler,
he'll say, "What's up, doc?"

Techie Haiku Winner

The latest ThinkGeek Techie Haiku Winner is Ben H. from Centerport, NY!

Send us your original haiku and we'll select one winner and print it right here on the next ThinkGeek newsletter installment for all to see, plus we'll send you a $50 ThinkGeek gift certificate. Get creative! More details and rules here.

QUESTIONS? COMMENTS?

Unsubscribe or change preferences: update profile
• Returns or order info: email orders@thinkgeek.com
• Ideas/comments: reply to this email

Or feel free to call us at 1-888-GEEK-STUFF.

PRIVACY POLICY

Please see our Privacy Statement for details on how we treat your personal information.

This email was sent by: %%Member_Busname%%, %%Member_Addr%%, %%Member_City%%, %%Member_State%% %%Member_PostalCode%% %%Member_Country%%