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Father's Day is coming!

Coincidentally, the end of May also brings the birthday of the father of too many cartoon voices to count: Mr. Mel Blanc. In celebration of the voice that voiced a thousand voices, and in tribute to fathers everywhere, we leave you with these moving words from one of Mel Blanc's most famous vocal creations:

"Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!"

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Buy 2 Get 3rd Free Apparel Sale - Sorry, no capes

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Every time Superman runs into a phone booth to change, there's always a little nagging thought in the back of his head that he's forgotten to pack some Clark clothes. Well, to make sure he's totally stocked up on clothes--and to make sure you have some great new duds to see the upcoming Superguy flick--we've crafted a nifty Buy 2 Get 3rd Free Apparel Sale. Just use the code SUPERNUDE and you'll get less naked real quick. Don't wait, though; this offer is for a limited time!
Buy 2 Get 3rd Free Apparel Sale - Sorry, no capes

Vader's Day Contest - Brought to you by Nerdist!

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We've teamed up with Nerdist to bring your dad something really special--and really dark side--for Father's Day. Actually, let's just call it Vader's Day. Enter to win a ThinkGeek prize pack including a Darth Vader lightsaber, Tauntaun Sleeping Bag, Star Wars Dad Gift Pack, and lots more by June 6!
Vader's Day Contest - Brought to you by Nerdist!

Cat Whack-a-Mole - Thwap!

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Bring the fun of the arcade home to your kitty with Whack-a-Mole! Choose your game board first: one side is a paw with five openings, the other is a grid of nine openings. Then use the patented mouse-on-a-stick to pop the rodent through holes to taunt Kitty. Your cat will be thwapping the mouse in no time. Scoreboard not included, but we figure you can do the math in your head by now.
Cat Whack-a-Mole - Thwap!

Elemensus Periodic Table Spelling Game - Sp-elements

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We don't always spell words, but when we do, we prefer using letters. Seriously, though, we treasure our vocabulary and how we can use it to crush people in games of letter arrangements. And then Elemensus fell out of space. Each tile of Elemensus has an element on it. You spell words with the element's symbols and score points with their atomic numbers. As if that wasn't enough awesomeness, the game board is a very detailed image of the Orion constellation. Space, elements, and spelling, all rolled into one magnificent board game.
Elemensus Periodic Table Spelling Game - Sp-elements

Blackwater Grizzly SERE Knife - Survive, evade, resist, escape

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The Blackwater Grizzly is a 6-inch SERE knife that's virtually indestructible even in the most demanding situations. It's the last survival knife you'll ever need, and not because you'll die using it. The experience and toughness that goes into Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape for U.S. Special Operations troops has created a hard-working blade that is ideal for zombie survival and other rugged outdoor pursuits. Made to be hammered, abused, and stressed to its limits, the blade will stay razor sharp though extended use. The Blackwater Grizzly comes in a black, MOLLE-compatible Cordura sheath with an extra storage compartment.
Blackwater Grizzly SERE Knife - Survive, evade, resist, escape

Brolly Texting Umbrella - You're texting in the rain!

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Just texting in the rain! What a glorious feeling, you're happy again. This little diddy is what you will be singing to the world when you get your hand through the unique grip of the Brolly Texting Umbrella. The umbrella's handle is shaped like a set of brass knuckles. The grip is not designed for beating people up, though. The grip supports the weight of the umbrella while simultaneously allowing your fingers and thumb to be free to text and email. One hand, two functions.
Brolly Texting Umbrella - You're texting in the rain!

Avitron v2.0 - Now with more feathers!

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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... both? Any mechanical plane or copter enthusiast would have a blast learning to fly this half-bird, half-plane. And that is exactly what it looks like once in flight. Adjustable speed, including low-speed functionality, meaning that a dedicated pilot can work to create a realistic looking bird in flight.
Avitron v2.0 - Now with more feathers!

Gifts for Dads who love...

Star Wars (and maybe the dark side)

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Star Trek and the final frontier

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Portal and surviving GLaDOS

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Doctor Who, time, and relative dimension in space

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The Big Bang Theory

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