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A very happy birthday to John Scalzi and Bono!

If you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality, then you'll know they're both Taureans. If you don't, well... hey, they share a birthday and that day is today.

A recipe for summer fun? ThinkGeek goodies, some U2 in your earbuds, and a Scalzi novel. Preferably all while lounging in a hammock on a private beach.

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Save up to 40% on Doctor Who - It's 40% smaller on the inside?

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Our codemonkeys have been hacking furiously at the controls to our office in an attempt to turn it into a TARDIS. Until now, all they've managed to do is create a hole in the ceiling, which was promptly occupied by a family of squirrels. But something just happened! Doctor Who goodies were showing random discounts of up to 40% off, resulting in a shopping cart total which is indeed smaller than expected! Are they on the right track? Only time will tell.
Save up to 40% on Doctor Who - It's 40% smaller on the inside?

Plush Unicorn Bouquet - Magically back in stock!

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We've never understood why tradition dictates that we give soon-to-be-dead flora to the person we hope to have around for a forever-and-ever relationship. It's really silly if you think about it. We'd much prefer a potted plant that we can see grow year after year or a gaggle of unicorns. Give the gift of everlasting magic with our Plush Unicorn Bouquet. It's just as impressive as anything you could get at a dead flower shop. It's wrapped in bright purple paper and a blue bow and contains a gaggle of miniature plush unicorns on removable stems.
Plush Unicorn Bouquet - Magically back in stock!

Bioshock Infinite Columbia Freight Messenger Bag - Booker, catch!

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Great, Elizabeth! Thanks for tossing that coin. In the middle of a heated battle... on a burning airship... with bullets flying... oh yeah, this is the best escort mission, ever! What will you do with all that gear she's throwing your way? Store it in this awesome officially licensed Bioshock Infinite Columbia Freight messenger bag! Big enough for your ammo, salts, healing elixirs, and your laptop! Light enough so you can jump and reach those Skylines! Strong enough that it'll survive a fall from Monument Island!
Bioshock Infinite Columbia Freight Messenger Bag - Booker, catch!

Portal 2 Turret Statue - Cold metal, warm heart

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Welcome to the Aperture Science Turret Sanctuary, where we find well-meaning but poorly-functioning turrets loving forever homes. These adorable specimens are cast in polystone and lovingly hand-finished and hand-painted. All we ask is that you have at least two or more people living in your home, as these special little turrets need as much company as they can get. Visit us at ThinkGeek to learn more about adopting a turret. And please, think of the turrets.
Portal 2 Turret Statue - Cold metal, warm heart

Giant Inflatable Beach Ball - Fun in the sun

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The Giant Inflatable Beach Ball takes a lot of hot air to fill, so we recommend using an electric air pump lest you hyperventilate and pass out. Don't believe us? It weighs a whopping fourteen pounds and has a ten-foot diameter when fully inflated. Roll it down the shore and mow down those annoying kids (their parents aren't watching anyway, obviously), play the most epic game of beach volleyball ever, or inflate it with enough helium to last you a lifetime of birthday balloons.
Giant Inflatable Beach Ball - Fun in the sun

Minecraft, Star Wars, Big Bang Theory Posters - New wall art!

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If you're tired of staring at the same old, boring walls, you have a couple options. You could knock down those walls (a la Office Space) or you can cover them with something new. We suggest saving demo for later and pick up a few posters instead. This week we have a super recruiting poster for potential Sith, two new posters for The Big Bang Theory, and two super-sweet Minecraft posters that will knock your socks blocks off.
Minecraft, Star Wars, Big Bang Theory Posters - New wall art!

NERF Elite Dart Ammo Packs - Load up!

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NERF guns just aren't fun when you run out of ammo after you've shot it all and you have to sit and wait for your opponents to fire it back. We want to make sure you never run out ever again ever. Sure you can get the Judge 12-pack. Of course you could buy the Jury 30-pack. Perhaps you might purchase the Executioner 75-pack. But we know you: you're crazy. Crazy awesome! You don't just want to win; you want to demolish your competition and crush their hopes of ever beating you. For you, we've created the Holy Carp 3,000 Dart Pack. Yup, 3,000 NERF darts. We triple dog dare you.
NERF Elite Dart Ammo Packs - Load up!

Goldieblox - Get building!

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Goldieblox is an engineering toy designed with girls in mind, but is a great gift for any little one interested in learning about science and engineering. The toy is a storybook and a construction set combined. As you read along, you can work with your child to build what Goldie builds. The toy combines spatial and verbal skills in one amazing package. Launched by Kickstarter and designed by an engineer, Goldieblox is designed to teach your child to build their dreams!
Goldieblox - Get building!

Doctor Who Yahtzee - Shake time and space

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Perhaps, in the heart of the time-locked Time War, the Daleks and the Time Lords are not fighting anymore. That is, perhaps they've evolved their fighting into other forms of competition. We imagine them sitting--or parked, in the case of the Daleks--around a pretty Gallifreyan table playing a stirring game of Yahtzee. Yahtzee is, of course, the intergalactic game of champions. Oh, and the Daleks and Time Lords aren't playing just any boring old set of Yahtzee; they're playing this one featuring special dice, the Doctor's foes, and a TARDIS dice shaker. Because they can see all realities, including the one where they're all just merchandise!
Doctor Who Yahtzee - Shake time and space

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