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Up to 20% Off SeV Apparel - Look Ma, no hands!

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Going on a trip this summer and need to bring your smartphone, MP3 player, camera, passport, cash, and a bazillion other essentials? Not wanting to rock the ever-sexy fanny pack? Keep your stuff safe, secure, and easily accessible in a ScotteVest hoodie, jacket, or vest. For a limited time, our SeV favorites are up to 20% off.
Up to 20% Off SeV Apparel - Look Ma, no hands!

Adventurer Dungeon-Building Dice Set - Roll for adventure

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Get ready for a dungeon crawl wherever you stand if you have a set of these dice in your pocket! Each face of each die has a different bit of a map on it and two hallways leading in each direction. Since the hallways are in exactly the same place on each face, you can line them all up in any order you want to form a dungeon. Terrific for the travelling adventurer and perfect for the plotting dungeon master. And, what's even better, the designs are etched in, so they won't rub off with use. So, get your character sheets lined up, sharpen your d10s and d20s, and roll some Adventurer Dungeon-Building Dice for a trip to a magic land.
Adventurer Dungeon-Building Dice Set - Roll for adventure

New Tactical Pens - Write in the line of fire

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We admit it: we love pens. But not just any pen. We love a pen that has some heft, writes well, and really lets the paper know who's boss. And if that pen has a special purpose, well, even better. Here are two of our new favorites. Both are super tactical-y, made out aircraft-grade aluminum, and have a super power. The Fire Striker pen is ready to keep you warm when it gets cold out. Screw off the top to reveal a fire striker (which you can rub with the top to make sparks and ignite kindling). The other pen is just as tactical, but has two different swappable tips. Choose the boring rollerball, or the graceful fountain pen. Buy both, and be warm and fancy.
New Tactical Pens - Write in the line of fire

Batman: Gotham City Strategy Game - Take over the city

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Gotham is a big place, but it's not big enough for all of Batman's arch enemies. The Joker, Killer Croc, The Penguin, and Two-Face are ready to square off against the Caped Crusader. And that's who you play in this awesome game: the villains! As you work to conquer all of Gotham, you'll be taking over bits of the city, hiring henchmen, and going to war with the other super villains. Fight directly with them or tip Batman off and watch as he dishes out some justice. And guess what? When Batman returns to his Bat Cave he levels up--for an even harsher thrashing the next time around. Do you have what it takes to be the ultimate super villain? Get this game and find out!
Batman: Gotham City Strategy Game - Take over the city

Adventure Time Finn's Sword - What time is it?

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It's time to put on makeup. It's time to light the lights. It's time to get things started on Adventure Time tonight! Okay, so you can put on makeup if you want and maybe turn some lights on (unless you're fighting monsters that only show up in the dark), but the one thing you definitely need is a trusty weapon. And Finn's old golden sword is just the weapon for you. It will help you kick at least 100 percent more monster butt and look much more mathematical while doing it. Sure, eventually you might have to throw it into a black hole, but until then...
Adventure Time Finn's Sword - What time is it?

Linx Construction Vertices - Just add straws

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Really, it's that simple. You provide the straws, and we provide a way for you to connect them in all sorts of crazy ways. Each Linx Vertex has four ends that plug into most sizes of drinking straws. Plus, they each have a little notch, so two can fit together into an eight pointed starburst. Make spheres and domes, crystalline structures, tubes, crazy stuff, wire-frame costumes, and more! Think of the havoc (and art) you could create in your office's kitchen or in a fast food establishment! The possibilities are nigh endless, and so is the fun. You should get a few packs and make the biggest construction in the world. Then get some more and make it even bigger!
Linx Construction Vertices - Just add straws

Talking Planetary Mat - How much do you weigh on Mars?

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You heard what happened to Pluto, right? It's been all the gossip around the water cooler. Kicked out from the planets. Yikes! Bet he didn't take that well, especially now that the other planets have all been featured on a fun, interactive talking Planetary Mat. Kids can gather 'round the Talking Planetary Mat and find out how much they would weigh on any of the planets or our favorite satellite, the Moon. (We love you too, ISS.) The mat has two modes--fact and game--to help your geekling learn about the planets all while having fun!
Talking Planetary Mat - How much do you weigh on Mars?

Color Capture Car R/C - Car-ma chameleon

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It comes and goes. It comes and gooooooooes! Got a kid whose favorite color changes every other day? The Color Capture R/C Car can be red at one moment and purple the next. Pink? Sure. Yellow? Why not? All of the above? It can do that too. Hold your car up to an example of your favorite color (a wall, a book, a picture) and press the Capture button and the lights will change. But that's not all! The rotating front axle makes the Color Capture Car capable of stunts like spins, flips, and wheelies.
Color Capture Car R/C - Car-ma chameleon

Star Wars: Book of Sith - Come to the Dark Side

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Darth Sidious loved many things: art, walks on the beach, and collecting anything written by the Dark Lords of the Sith. Six manuscripts above all were his prized pieces, but, alas, they weren't complete. Putting them all together, however, did form a history of the Sith traditions and philosophies that had never before been assembled. Until now! Not only does the Book of Sith contain fragments from all six tomes, but it's also full of notes written by Luke Skywalker, Yoda, Darth Vader, and even Darth Sidious himself. We're guessing they were made while in the bathroom (hey, that's where we read books).
Star Wars: Book of Sith - Come to the Dark Side

BACtrack Mobile Breathalyzer - Nerdy imbibing

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The BACtrack Mobile Breathalyzer lets you geek out about your drinking. Blow into it and your BAC will be transmitted to your iPhone or iPad. Track your BAC over time and the app will be able to estimate when you're sober enough to text your crush. But that's not all! The free app lets you take notes and pictures of your beverages in your personal drink diary and share them with your social networks. Text your BAC to your designated driver to let them know to pick you up. Prove to your buddies that your fruity drink really did have rum in it. You can even check out who is drinking in your area or across the world... after all, it's always 5 o'clock somewhere!
BACtrack Mobile Breathalyzer - Nerdy imbibing

Top 12 Gadgets for Kitchen Scientists

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Chefs in their kitchens are experts in chemistry, biochemistry, and thermodynamics. They understand the delicate balance of acids and bases, they grok how proteins tangle and gel when heat is applied, and the delicious caramel of the Malliard reaction is second-nature. The Chef is a scientist, and the Chef's kitchen is his laboratory, and it's time your equipment reflected your passion for food. We've put together a list of our top 12 essential gadgets for creating your next culinary masterpiece. Check 'em out!
Top 12 Gadgets for Kitchen Scientists

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