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Rodent of Unusual Size

They said it couldn't be done.

A plush of unusual size? With frightful teeth and a taste for twoo wuv? No, no, they don't exist--they can't exist. Well, guess what we found in the Fire Swamp.

In the great tradition of ThinkGeek making the unlikely (and sometimes ridiculous) happen, we've pulled together a few perennial customer favorites along with your pithy reviews. Like usual, you guys say it better than us.

Your favorite stuff, our favorite comments

Dexter Blood Spattered Coasters - Store somewhere safe

If your images were on you'd see Dexter Blood Spattered Coasters - Prevent splatter

Let visitors to your house know that spatters and arterial sprays are unacceptable. You will not turn the other cheek--you will slice it! So use a coaster or else The Code goes into effect.

"I like them, but I'm not sure they'll fit in my air conditioner."
- Seanette B.

Portal 2 Miniature Replica Portal Gun - Pint-sized portals

If your images were on you'd see Portal 2 Miniature Replica Portal Gun - Pint-sized portals

This miniature tool of Science looks great on your desk, displayed on a shelf with your Companion Cube, or perched on your mantel. Features lights and sounds just like the game!

"For making very small portals. Or for monkeys. Yes! Monkey-sized portal gun." - Jessica B.

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot - Officially Licensed Star Trek Tea

If your images were on you'd see Tea, Earl Grey, Hot - Officially Licensed Star Trek Tea

Star Trek gave their seal of approval for this official blend of Tea, Earl Grey, Hot, just like Jean-Luc Picard would drink. Steep at 212 degrees Farenheit for 2-3 minutes and you'll be ready to boldly go to that morning meeting.

"So glad that my 'number one' in life got me a tin of this for Valentine's Day just as I was running out of my usual stash of Earl Grey. I have had this before and can say that this is hands-down the best Earl Grey I've ever had; and I'm sure the fact that it's Federation-issue will make it taste even better." - Angie C.

Camera Lens Mug - For the photog with everything

If your images were on you'd see Camera Lens Mug - For the photog with everything

The Camera Lens Mug is decidedly cheaper than a real camera lens and is washable to boot. Fill it with your beverage of choice and take a big swig o' DSLR while onlookers worry you've lost it.

"This is SO awesome! My friend got this for me for Christmas and I LOVE it! It looks so real, seriously at school after she gave it to me people were asking why my friend gave me a camera lens, thinking it was real! I love that the 'lens cap' can be used as a mini plate or to keep your drink warm." - Julie M.

Sonic Screwdriver TV Remote - Flip to the BBC!

If your images were on you'd see Sonic Screwdriver Programmable TV Remote - Flip to the BBC!

This infrared, gesture-based universal remote control is also a sonic and therefore better than standard remotes. Having 39 remote control codes memory banks doesn't hurt, either.

"This...this is just...too amazing for words. I...I think I'm crying. I haven't felt emotions for a while..." - Kenneth L.

Furry Adventure Slippers - Shoes optional

If your images were on you'd see Furry Adventure Slippers - Wear to second breakfast

For a more comfortable second breakfast (and perhaps elevensies), you need a pair of these. They're not tricksy, just comfy. Oh so comfy.

"I am wearing my Furry Adventure Slippers right this very moment and they are SOOOOO comfy and funny. Best slippers I have ever owned." - Brittany B.

Canned Unicorn Meat - Not real unicorn... or is it?

If your images were on you'd see Canned Unicorn Meat - Not real unicorn -- or is it?

Impress your dinner guests with this rare and scrumptious protein source. Imported from the farm of the Sisters of Radiant Luminescence in County Meath, Ireland, canned unicorn has crispy horn bits in every bite!

"I hate it when the horn gets stuck to the roof of my mouth..." - Pete E.

Retro Duo Portable NES/SNES Game System - Old favorites

If your images were on you'd see Retro Duo Portable NES/SNES Game System - Old favorites

Our Portable NES/SNES comes with extension controllers and TV-out so you can crush koopas in the back seat or in the basement. All you need to do is blow the dust off your old cartridges.

"I dreamed when I was a kid that this would happen someday! MY WISH HAS FINALLY COME TRUE!" - Kyle W.

iGeek Large Capacity Portable Charger - A travel necessity

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Don't let the name deceive you: the iGeek External Battery Pack works for Android, Blackberry, Samsung, Nintendo DS, Sony PSP, and more. With a 9900 mAh capacity, you'll be powered up and connected again in no time.

"I LOVE THIS PRODUCT! I use this all the time. I'm a geocacher, and GPS on the iPhone can suck a battery dry after a few finds. I can recharge my phone while still caching and be at 100% in a hour. I can't recommend this item enough." - Lia L.

Minecraft University Hoodie - Ad Gloriam et Porcos

If your images were on you'd see Minecraft University Hoodie - Ad Gloriam et Porcos

Universities are a haven for Minecrafters burning away extra hours between classes. Thinking up new ways to use redstone circuitry. Turning the cafeteria's mashed potatoes into blocks. Getting in trouble for turning mashed potatoes into blocks.

"I decided I would wear this anywhere that required hoodie use. Any class in school and potentially on the clock because I am proud of my education in the ways of Minecraft innovation, design, and creativity. TO MINECRAFT!" - Travis M.

Mega Stomp Panic - Instant costume

If your images were on you'd see Mega Stomp Panic - Instant costume

Mega Stomp turns you into something rad. When you walk, Mega Stomp makes you sound like you're a robot, a zombie, a monster, or even an 8-Bit legend. All you need to do is walk and grin until your face freezes that way.

"We will look back on this day and know this is where it all began. Where we began to sound as awesome as we imagined we are. When we became ten different flavors of nifty."
- Greg W.

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