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Greetings, space travelers!

As our planet twirls around the Sun, we've once again come upon the anniversary of NASA's first seven astronauts appointed on this date in 1959. The Mercury Seven were trained as part of NASA's first program to test human survival in space. Do you ever wonder where we'll be in 2059? Living on Mars? Settling a new Earth-like planet? Destroyed by Cylons or SkyNet? We can't wait to find out!

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DIY Nixie Tube Thermometer Kit - Enjoy the warm orange glow

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Nixie tubes are the LEDs of yesteryear and proudly displayed their digits on scientific equipment, voltmeters, counters, and control panels. While they're no longer in production, we've managed to scrounge up some limited edition DIY sets that let you build your own Nixie Tube Thermometer. You'll need a few skillz to put it together, but if you can wield a soldering iron and read a schematic, you're in business.
DIY Nixie Tube Thermometer Kit - Enjoy the warm orange glow

Battlestar Galactica Cylon Coasters - Protect tables, not humans

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Cylon Centurions are known for two things: their scanning red eyes and the desire to pump all humans full of bullets. But did you know they care lovingly for furniture? This set of four Cylon Coasters are made of shiny tin with a cork backing. Since condensation on your table sucks worse than hard vacuum, get yourself a set today and be forever protected.
Battlestar Galactica Cylon Coasters - Protect tables, not humans

Limited Edition Blue Clap Trap Figure - Get one, minion!

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Fans of Borderlands will leak tears of joy when they get their hands on this limited edition Claptrap figure. Based on the blue variant (Blu14) from the original Borderlands game, this 4" tall figure features posable arms, a rolling wheel, retractable drawer and antenna, and a display base that looks just like the rocky, sandy terrain of Pandora.
Limited Edition Blue Clap Trap Figure - Get one, minion!

New Adventure Time Games - Play in Ooo

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Adventure Time is fun to watch and Adventure Time is fun to quote. Mainly we love it because of how fast the story changes directions and...Look! It's Adventure Time Monopoly and Adventure Time Memory Game! The Memory Game is just like classic Memory (matching pictures) but all Ooo'd up - with extra item cards that add new powers to the game. And Adventure Time Monopoly takes that classic game and slaps it silly. How silly? Well, let's just say Lumpy Space Princess is driving the car and Tree Trunks is pushing a wheelbarrow (for yummy apples, no doubt). Both games are great ways to bring even more mathematical Adventure Time into your home and/or office.
New Adventure Time Games - Play in Ooo

Portal 2 Chell Figure - With tiny glowing ASHPD

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We're so glad to see Chell finally getting some love in the form of a collectible figure! She looks so perfect next to our army of turrets and our inflatable Wheatley. This limited edition sculpt features articulation in the neck, shoulders, torso, wrists, elbows, and knees. Our favorite part is her teensy Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device which lights up and glows blue just like our full-size model. As a limited edition collectible, we expect Chell to hop in and out of our warehouse like it's full of repulsion gel, so act now if you want her in your collection.
Portal 2 Chell Figure - With tiny glowing ASHPD

RoboFish - No more toilet bowl funerals

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For every kid out there that wants a pet, and every parent that doesn't want to take care of it, we present RoboFish. Drop this robotic fish into water and watch it swim around just like the real thing. You'll wonder what they'll think of next, and if that dark future includes laser attack fishbots. Available in Clown Fish or Shark, these water-activated toys are sure to amaze. As a bonus, they will live way longer than any real fish, saving you the heartache of a toilet-side funeral.
RoboFish - No more toilet bowl funerals

R/C Wi-Spi Helicopter - My First Drone

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There may be other ways to spy on your neighbors, but none of them are this cool. The Wi-Spi Helicopter transmits a live video feed from its camera to your smartphone or tablet, where an app serves as the copter's remote control. You can also save photos from that camera to your phone instantly to share or post online.
R/C Wi-Spi Helicopter - My First Drone

Adventure Time Watches - What Time is It?

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Of course it's always going to be Adventure Time, but there are just situations where you need a numerical value. Example: your boss asks you what time your employee evaluation meeting is. Sure you could yell in his face that it's Adventure Time, but that probably won't help much. Instead, 2:30pm is a much better answer. For that situation and many like it (and to show your love for Adventure Time), why not wear one (or all) of these cool Adventure Time watches? Because if you don't, we'll tell on you and the Ice King will force you to play in his band and/or try and kidnap/marry you. You have been warned.
Adventure Time Watches - What Time is It?

neurodiversity v2.0 - We Still Love Your Brain

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Celebrate cranial diversity with us! ThinkGeek is once again teaming up with ASAN, the Autistic Self Advocacy Network, to recognize Autism Acceptance Month. This year we have a new version of our neurodiversity shirt (available in unisex, babydoll, and youth), and 100% of the proceeds from sales from it in the month of April will go to ASAN.
neurodiversity v2.0 - We Still Love Your Brain

Bag and Backpack Sale - For all your holding needs

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Looking for the perfect container for all of your most precious cargo? Look no further! We have oodles of bags to choose from, including our world-famous Bag of Holding. (Unlike a traditional Bag of Holding, ours offers a whopping 30 minutes of breathing time for your friendly neighborhood rogue. It will still cause wholesale destruction if you bring it aboard the TARDIS.) From iPad snugglers to colorful geek chic handbags, they're all on sale for up to 40% off.
Bag and Backpack Sale - For all your holding needs

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