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Oh hai!

We didn't see you there. Our vision is a bit impaired after a few too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters this weekend. We were celebrating Douglas Adams' birthday, you see. Hoopy froods everywhere, a whale pinata hanging from the ceiling, and a fountain that poured Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters all night long.

Good times, but we lost our towels. Have you seen them?

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Prankster Pack - Cry havoc!

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LET LOOSE THE PRANKS OF WAR in your office with our Prankster Pack. There's someone you'd like to torture in your office--maybe it's that guy who is always creating emergencies for you because he doesn't plan ahead, or that lady who is trying to throw you under the bus for something that was her fault, or maybe it's your work spouse, because they are just so much fun to prank. Let us help you in your mischief making! The bundle includes the ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron, Eviltron, and Phantom Keystroker.
Prankster Pack - Cry havoc!

TARDIS Throw - ThinkGeek Exclusive!

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A new season of Doctor Who is starting at the end of the month and we're already drinking out of our TARDIS mug, brewing tea in our TARDIS teapot, wearing our TARDIS t-shirt and TARDIS hat, and wrapping up in the TARDIS Throw. Surely the Doctor will notice that we are the most dedicated Whovians ever and come pick us up for some wild adventures, right? Right?
TARDIS Throw - ThinkGeek Exclusive!

Sting The Sword Of Bilbo Baggins - Wield Bilbo's blade!

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One amongst the few, the legendary sword Sting has journeyed across the unforgiving road of time and fallen into your hands. Having borne witness to millennia of orc blood spilt upon its hilt, molten goblin gut wrapped around its edges, and mighty fists thrusting its glinting blade skyward in triumph, it awaits your call. Become a hero of history and let loose the tide of war with Sting in your hands and a thirst for orc blood in your heart.
Sting The Sword Of Bilbo Baggins - Wield Bilbo's blade!

Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Poster - Celebrate!

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Can you believe that it's been 50 years of Doctor Who? Celebrate the longest-running science fiction TV show with this exclusive art print of the TARDIS by graphic designer Jeff Halsey. The TARDIS sits, door ajar with light leaking out, against a midnight-blue sky beneath the halo of the moon. Below is a quote from The Doctor, who waxes philosophical about the balance of good and bad in life. It's the same size as a movie one-sheet (27" x 40") and printed on 100-pound, satin-finish paper.
Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Poster - Celebrate!

Save on mugs - Buy one get one half off!

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With all the caffeine we consume, we never have enough mugs. Okay, we would if we were on top of washing all the mugs we have, but there are more important things in life than washing dishes! Besides, we need a mug for each of our fandoms. Stock up on caffeine holding ceramic vessels with our BOGO Mug sale! For each two mugs you add to your cart, one will be discounted at 50% off.
Save on mugs - Buy one get one half off!

Madpax Blok Backpacks - Blok-tacular bags

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We saw Madpax Blok Backpacks and knew they were the perfect backpack for the fan of blocks, be they plastic or pixels. These full-size backpacks feature a fun, 3D block texture, adjustable shoulder straps and a chest strap. They're constructed of a lightweight and durable polyester/spandex blend and fully lined. Plenty of room is available inside for your books, laptop, and pork chops.
Madpax Blok Backpacks - Blok-tacular bags

One Stop Chop Cutting Board - Slice, dice, and organize

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The One Stop Chop Cutting Board is a raised, bamboo cutting board with three food prep containers. Slice and dice your ingredient, then use your knife to slide it directly into one of the drawers. Repeat for your other ingredients. Then pull out the drawers and dump your chopped ingredients directly into your pot or skillet. Bam! Food prep that is sliced, diced, and organized and with every morsel going directly where it should.
One Stop Chop Cutting Board - Slice, dice, and organize

Thor Ice Scraper - Stay frosty, people

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Do you have ice encrusting thy motorized conveyance? I say thee NAY!! Behold, mortal! The power of Thor in a hammer-shaped implement designed by dwarven smiths from the frozen wastes of Illinois, this double-bladed weapon of the gods will make short work of your icy foe! It's ergonomically designed with rubberized upper-grips for better leverage, and a telescoping handle with which to strike mightily at the far reaches of your windshield. Art thou worthy to wield the power? Dost thou have a major credit card or PayPal? What sayest thou?
Thor Ice Scraper - Stay frosty, people

Giant Articulated Roboclock - Three laws safe

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We all know that a robot will never harm a human or through inaction cause a human to come to harm. This is why robots make excellent alarm clocks. The Giant Articulated Roboclock won the hearts of the robot-lovers at ThinkGeek HQ. For starters, he's big: 20 inches tall and 28 inches wide! He's hefty too, made of black-painted steel. His arms and legs are articulated, so you can pose him however you like and change him based on your mood. A clear face shows off the gears on his interior. Set the alarm and your robot will be there to awaken you at the appropriate time with his blinking robot eyes.
Giant Articulated Roboclock - Three laws safe

Bodum Stainless Steel Double Wall French Press Mug - On-the-go

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We've calculated the exact latest moment we can wake up and still get out the door on time for work. Sadly, our French press coffee didn't fit into that schedule. NO LONGER! Delicious French press coffee or tea can be yours every day with the Bodum Stainless Steel Double Wall French Press Mug. This 15-ounce travel mug is also a single serving French press. Add your grounds or leaves, fill with hot water, give it a stir, and pop on the top. Start your commute and after 3-5 minutes of your favorite morning radio, press and enjoy! The double-walled stainless steel construction will keep your beverage warm until you've finished every delicious drop.
Bodum Stainless Steel Double Wall French Press Mug - On-the-go

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