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Greetings, survivors!

Back in December we had this crazy plan to hire some ninjas and break into the writers' room of The Walking Dead and steal the scripts so we didn't have to wait until this past Sunday to find out what was going to happen to our favorite survivors.

We could not execute this plan because as it turns out, it is extremely difficult to find ninjas. Now we know and knowing is half the battle.

What's New at ThinkGeek!

Free Random Shirt with $50+ Orders - Want a free thing?

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Did we really have to ask? In honor of Extraterrestrial Culture Day, we're going to stuff all orders of $50+ with chunks of an alien corpse we stole from Area 51. Just kidding; our lawyers said we should totally not joke about that (again). We are going to give you a free random t-shirt, though! Just add the Grab Bag t-shirt to your cart and it will automagically become free once your cart contains $50+ of other loot. Be quick, though, because once the grab bag is empty, this offer expires.
Free Random Shirt with $50+ Orders - Want a free thing?

Star Trek Retro Posters, Sets 4 & 5 - TOS, the original prints

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Remember the awesome style of 60s movie posters, pulp novel covers, and comic books? CBS commissioned artist Juan Ortiz to create retro-style art prints for all 80 episodes of The Original Series, including the first pilot. They'll be released in sets of four and they're all limited edition, so once they're sold out, they're gone! New to ThinkGeek are sets 4 and 5, which include the episodes The Man Trap, What are Little Girls Made Of?, This Side of Paradise, The Immunity Syndrome, The Naked Time, Arena, A Taste of Armegeddon, and Spectre of a Gun. Get them now while they last!
Star Trek Retro Posters, Sets 4 & 5 - TOS, the original prints

SeV Cardigan - Stylish and prepared

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When we travel, we don't want to be that tourist wearing our passport in a wallet on a string. Nor do we want to be the girl with the fab outfit being ruined by a cargo vest, or worse yet, a fanny pack. Enter the SeV Cardigan. It's a soft, lightweight, and drapey cardigan that pairs perfectly with anything from a t-shirt to a fancy dress. Its secret is SeV's Weight Management System, which allows you to stuff your cardigan with important items without looking like a hot, lumpy mess.
SeV Cardigan - Stylish and prepared

Zumreed X2 Hybrid Headphones - Goes from private to public

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Music is meant be shared, but not everybody's in the mood to listen to the ultra-obscure South-Uruguayan Bangra-inspired gamelan-and-banjo hip-hop (before they went all corporate), and so you wear headphones out of deference to your coworkers. That moment comes, however, when you want to share, and with a flick of a switch, your headphones become loudspeakers! Self-powered, and rechargeable by USB, they're perfect for when you meet your musical soulmate!
Zumreed X2 Hybrid Headphones - Goes from private to public

Holy Crap You Guys It's a Rock From Mars and the Moon! - RLY!

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Sometimes, when a meteor and a celestial body love each other very much, they crash into each other, causing rocks to launch into space and eventually make their way to our beloved Earth. Until now, if you wanted a Moon or Mars baby, you had to be the first (FIRST!) person to the crash site and scoop up the booty and run. Now, you can order a piece of the Moon or Mars right here on ThinkGeek. The Lunar meteorite (NWA 3163) and Martian shergottite (NWA 4930) both landed in northwest Africa and are certified authentic. Own a piece of space!
Holy Crap You Guys It's a Rock From Mars and the Moon! - RLY!

Quiet Pro: The World's Quietest Mechanical Keyboard - Shhhh!

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The Quiet Pro is the quietest mechanical keyboard on the market. It offers the performance of a mechanical keyboard with the silence of... well, silence. The sculpted keytops gently hug your fingertips, keeping you safely docked on home row and the laser-etched letters and symbols will stay legible for years and years to come. If you're a speed demon, you'll notice that ghosting is a thing of the past: Quiet Pro can keep up with you! There are even three extra USB ports and audio/media controls right in reach. It's the best office keyboard, hands down!
Quiet Pro: The World's Quietest Mechanical Keyboard - Shhhh!

Battlestar Galactica Jewelry - So say we all!

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We love TV shows with amazing women and BSG is no exception. From Boomer's determination to rise above her true nature to Starbuck's ability to fly circles--nay, SPIRALS!--around any other pilot, these are ladies that we love to watch. So when our jewelry expert saw these pieces, we had to pick them up because we wanted them for our own collections. Check out the earrings inspired by Captain Thrace's insignia and the sharable Forever Necklace modeled after Kara and Sam's matching tattoos. See you on the other side!
Battlestar Galactica Jewelry - So say we all!

Battlestar Galactica Clipboard - Take notes, nugget!

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If you're going to learn how to fly a Viper, you may want to take notes so you can memorize what all the buttons and controls do. Of course, in real life, you're probably just reorganizing your priority list for the third time this week because someone else's lack of planning became your emergency. No biggie. At least you're taking notes on your officially licensed BSG clipboard. It's a shiny aluminium beauty with clipped edges and the official BSG seal printed on the back. It even comes with a pad of cut corner paper with a BSG watermark on each page. (Note: Your boss may be a Cylon. Stay sharp.)
Battlestar Galactica Clipboard - Take notes, nugget!

Team Fortess 2 Figures - Red or Blu?

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Hold on to your Balloonicorns, folks: Team Fortress 2 action figures are here! These figures are strictly limited to a 10,000 piece run of each model and come in Red and Blu (coming soon!) options so you can pick your favorite team! The figures stand over 6.5" tall and have over 25 points of articulation with their signature weapons and accessories included, and we'll note the details as each figure is released. You'll also get a code to unlock in-game bonuses, so be sure to pick these up while they last!
Team Fortess 2 Figures - Red or Blu?

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