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What is love?

Baby, don't hurt us! (Seriously, we're fragile little monkeys.) Love is letting her have the last squirt of sriracha in the bottle. Love is dusting his ever-growing collection of action figures. Love is fudging that d20 roll so she lives... or narrating the epic death her character would want. Love is snuggled under an Adventure Time blanket, drinking Hoth Cocoa and celebrating the 10th birthday of Mythbusters. Got love? We've got the best Valentine's Day gifts! Forever alone? We have that covered, too.

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Forever Alone Statuette - Valentine's Day sucks

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...when you're Forever Alone. Be one of thousands of lonely individuals to purchase the Forever Alone Statue! After all, if you can't buy a Valentine's Day for your Valentine because you don't have a Valentine, you really should get something for yourself. Display it ironically, purposefully, or tearfully. Whatever the reason, it doesn't matter because with the Forever Alone Statue, you'll solidify your social situation!
Forever Alone Statuette - Valentine's Day sucks

Bundle of Lurve - For your Player 2

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Guys, we know how hard it can be to find something nice for your Princess, your Samus Aran, or your FemShep--so we're taking all the guesswork out and we're adding in geeky awesome. The Bundle of Lurve contains a Mars Planet Necklace (because that's where you're from, duh!), a three-pack of AeroShot Breathable Chocolate, a package of Shower Truffles, and a Pixel Heart Mug. She'll be so happy that she may even let you tank at the next raid. (Maybe.)
Bundle of Lurve - For your Player 2

Chocolate Flavored Envelopes - Take a lick at this

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People are quick to say that email killed snail mail, but the real death of snail mail was due to terrible-tasting envelopes. Imagine licking an envelope. Did your face just crinkle up in disgust? Exactly. Introducing a game-changer: FLAVORED ENVELOPES. These classy notecards are paired with chocolate-flavored envelopes. Sending out your Valentines this year has never been tastier!
Chocolate Flavored Envelopes - Take a lick at this

Companion Cube Gift Box - What is it? Just LOVE.

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Need the perfect gift box for the Portal fan in your life this Valentine's Day? This Companion Cube Gift box is 6" cubed and will fit lots of small trinkets for the person you love: maybe some candies, a small plush, DLC codes, y'know, whatever you want! It's also the perfect size for love, so put some of that in there too.
Companion Cube Gift Box - What is it? Just LOVE.

Maple Bacon Chocolate Sauce - Maple. Bacon. Chocolate. Sauce.

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Some of you are already clicking BUY NOW 'cause you're willing to put anything with bacon in your mouth, at least once. But others are thinking... maple, bacon, chocolate... hmmm... is that gonna taste good? The answer is OMGYES. It hits every taste bud on your tongue with its sweet, salty, savory goodness. And it's versatile, like bacon should be. It's delicious on pancakes or French toast, as a sub for jelly in a PBJ, and drizzled over fruits. But it's best out of a spoon and into OUR BELLIES.
Maple Bacon Chocolate Sauce - Maple. Bacon. Chocolate. Sauce.

Jellyfish Tank - Call him Squishy

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Looking for a totally unique pet that will remind you to just keep swimming? How about a jellyfish you can keep on your desktop at work? This set comes with everything you need for a jellyfish habitat: the tank, air pump and valves, hydrometer, substrate, feeding pipette, and even a color-changing LED with remote control so your Squishy looks super cool. The one thing it doesn't come with right away? The jellyfish, but don't worry, he'll arrive via Overnight Mail (at no extra charge!) once you've let him know his home is prepared.
Jellyfish Tank - Call him Squishy

Dragon Ear Wrap - Left ear variant

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If you're familiar with the Dragon Ear Wrap we launched this time last year, you know it's exclusively for the right ear. So up until now if you had your left ear pierced, you were SOD (... outta dragon). But we heard your pleas. And then our manufacturer heard your pleas, and they switched the mold around so now those of you who have only the left ear pierced can have one, too. Equal opportunity dragon merchants--that's what we are.
Dragon Ear Wrap - Left ear variant

DNA Molecule Plush - Attractive plushies

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These DNA Molecule plushies are attractive. Whereas regular nucleobases form hydrogen bonds and hug each other, these plushies form magnetic bonds. Each set includes one of each nucleobase (adenine, thymine, guanine, and cytosine), each a different color and embroidered with a smiley face, a simplified version of the atomic structure, and an initial on the back of the nucleobase's name. Use them to teach youngsters about DNA, show your office how much you appreciate the tiny things inside your body, or (and this is our best suggestion) show that special someone how deep your attraction to them goes. All the way down to the molecular level--oh yeah!
DNA Molecule Plush - Attractive plushies

Dragon Wrap Ring - You will want to hug your finger

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This little dude is so cute. We couldn't resist his draconic charms. He reminds us of that unit on chameleons in middle school science class. Where you'd hold one, and he'd curl up around your finger lookin' at you like, "You gonna write your observations in that lab book or what?" This little guy does not change color, but he does curl his tail around your finger and look adoringly at you, which we think is enough to expect of him. It's hard being a tiny dragon.
Dragon Wrap Ring - You will want to hug your finger

Sweetheart Filled Cake Pans - Sweet on the inside

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Sweetheart Filled Cake Pans make you look like a master baker with next to zero additional effort or skill. Simply bake your cake recipe in the two molded pans, let it cool, fill the insides with something delicious, put the two halves together, and frost as normal. Make a cake full of ice cream, fruit, mousse, bacon, mutant jello, whatever you like.
Sweetheart Filled Cake Pans - Sweet on the inside

Sriracha Chocolate Bars - Hot, hot, hot!

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There's no better way to tell your special someone that they're a hunka-hunka burnin' love than to get them a chocolate that is LITERALLY a hunka-hunka burnin' love. When you combine melt-in-your-mouth chocolate with tingles-your-happy-tastebuds sriracha sauce, you've got a recipe for true love... or at least greed, followed by lust, followed by gluttony.
Sriracha Chocolate Bars - Hot, hot, hot!

Drop of Blood Ear Dagger - Stabby meets sparkly

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Ear infections suck. We recommend you instead turn to this piece of jewelry for all your Stabbing Pain in the Ear needs. The hilt of a dagger forms the front and the blade becomes the earring back, with a single red faceted drop of Swarovski crystal blood. Wear one to make an impact. Buy two for symmetry. Don a whole bunch for the Ten of Swords Tarot card look.
Drop of Blood Ear Dagger - Stabby meets sparkly

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