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It's the end of the world as we know it

...and we feel fiiiiiiiine! Srsly, everybody, we're pretty sure the world is going to be around tomorrow. After all, there are holidays to celebrate, relatives' computers to fix, long winter's naps to take, video games to play, sportsball to watch, and OMG NEW STUFF THX SANTA CLAUS!! In short, we have a heck of a lot to live for, so move over, Mayans. The Timmy Calendar says that December 21st is the start of something totally awesome.

What's New at ThinkGeek!

Take 30% Off - But you can't take it with you

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You know what the end of the world needs? An apocalyptically awesome sale! And just like a Mayan temple, it has tiers that go up, up, up! Get 10% off for orders $50 or more, 20% off for orders $100 or more, or 30% off for orders $150 or more! Remember, even if the world ends, you'll die with more cool stuff and that's all that matters.
Take 30% Off - But you can't take it with you

Gift Certificates - We can save you!

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Did you forget someone on your list? Were you failed by other, lesser retailers? Never fear, ThinkGeek Gift Certificates are here and they're faster than a speeding bullet. Just enter your amount, print up your certificate, and stuff it into a festive card or wrap it in a giant box full of rocks. Either way, the recipient will love you for enabling their geeky nature.
Gift Certificates - We can save you!

Futurama Knit Hats - Delivery boy hats

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Good news! The delivery person before you died in a horrible accident. Terrible, really. But before he died, his hat fell off, so we didn't have to order you a new one! These knit hats are perfect headwear for watching Futurama, doing deliveries for Planet Express, or wearing around your favorite convention. Warm and cozy, they have a plush top section featuring the bulging eyeballs of Bender or Nibbler. Ear flaps come down the side of your face to keep your hearing holes nice and toasty warm on long deliveries.
Futurama Knit Hats - Delivery boy hats

1/4 Scale Gollum and Smeagol - Two sides of one creature

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It's hard to believe that the creature Gollum was once a handsome Hobbit. It just goes to show what the One Ring will do to a person. Torn between his desire for the Ring and his original Hobbit nature, he swings back and forth between good and evil. These two deluxe 1/4 scale figures show Gollum's snarl and Smeagol's concern.
1/4 Scale Gollum and Smeagol - Two sides of one creature

Despair, Inc. 2013 Custom Calendar - $9.99 this weekend only!

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ThinkGeek pairs with the hilarious demotivators over at Despair, Inc to produce our very own custom 2013 calendar, perfect for the jaded geek in all of us. Demotivator artwork for every month reminds you that you're not special, while geeky dates and factoids help you feel at least a little smarter. Whether you're a rocket scientist geek, economics geek, retail monkey, perpetual college student, or finding a way to live the gamer lifestyle and play D&D for a living, this calendar is for you. Feel the jaded, yet loving embrace of your ThinkGeek Despair, Inc calendar as it reminds you that you're not alone in thinking that you're surrounded by idiots. Exclusive to ThinkGeek!
Despair, Inc. 2013 Custom Calendar - $9.99 this weekend only!

Hide-A-Way Personal Safe - Keep it secret, keep it safe

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The Hide-A-Way Personal Safe is just the right size to keep a few choice items secure. Use it in the office to lock up your wallet, keys, and gourmet snacks. Keep it in your dorm room to store your stash (of cash!). Put it in your bathroom to lock up your prescriptions to keep them away from your teenager's crazy friend. The Hide-A-Way Personal Safe locks with a key and can be mounted under a cabinet, on a wall, or just shoved under the bed. Either way, your stuff will remain YOUR stuff.
Hide-A-Way Personal Safe - Keep it secret, keep it safe

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