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Thanksgiving is nearly upon us and we're prepared with elastic-waisted pants and Timmy's grandma's famous Pumpkin-Banana Pie recipe. (It's caffeinated.)

And this is the part where we get sappy because we're thankful for all of you--you TARDIS-loving, game-playing, figure-collecting, Coulton-singing, button-mashing, comic-book-reading, gadget-hacking, costume-sewing, fandom-promoting, wonderful geeks. Our people. We raise our glasses of Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster to you. Thank you for existing, and thank you for tolerating our rambling emails. Speaking of which...

What's New at ThinkGeek!

Exclusive Doctor Who K-9 Figure - Maximum defense mode!

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Love of a dog can do all sorts of things to a man working on an asteroid in the year 5000. Luckily for the Doctor, it led Prof. Marius to develop K-9. Ah, K-9, devoted robo-doggie to the Doctor and his companions. And now you can have a little K-9 of your very own. The Doctor wouldn't allow us to include all the electronics, though, so this is just a lovely figure of a good dog. K-9 is kinda like a rubber ducky, and the only place you can get him all by himself is from us. Why? Because we know you're gonna need a few K-9s in your life, and we wanted to make sure it was easy to get him. No traveling to the year 5000 for you! Does K-9 want to come home with you? Affirmative!
Exclusive Doctor Who K-9 Figure - Maximum defense mode!

Minibru Coffee Mug - Single cup of French press

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Want a single cup of French press coffee, but don't want to drink it from a French press sippy cup? Introducing Minibru! Making coffee with your Minibru is easy: fill your cup with coarsely ground coffee to the lower fill line, then pour in hot water to the upper fill line. After 2-3 minutes, insert the filter cylinder and press down slowly until your brew is completely filtered. Then enjoy your freshly brewed cup of joe! Clean up is just as easy: pull out the filter cylinder, separate out the gasket and rinse 'em off. The mug itself is glass and dishwasher safe.
Minibru Coffee Mug - Single cup of French press

Minecraft Masks - Minecraft, sans crafting

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We've seen a lot of DIY Minecraft masks out there, but they all depend on crucial skills: being able to draw and paint in straight lines. Don't try to paint straight lines; get a Minecraft Mask instead! These masks were produced by 8-bit robots in our very own factory in the Nether. Choose your character: Steve, or maybe one of those green things that spawn in the darknessssssssssssssssssss...
Minecraft Masks - Minecraft, sans crafting

Plunger One Handed Pepper Grinder - Pepper party for one (hand)

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At first, we imagined writing about this like an As Seen on TV commercial. Black and white footage of someone trying to hold a plate and put pepper on it at the same time. OH NOES! They drop the plate! Doesn't this happen to you ALL THE TIME? Then we realized that there's a much better reason to have a One Handed Pepper Grinder: it takes up minimal space so you can have grinders for all types of peppercorns, making you ready to season all types of foods at a moment's notice. The small footprint--just 1" across--means you really can fit five of them in your pantry in the space of two normal-sized pepper grinders. Get seasoning, geeks!
Plunger One Handed Pepper Grinder - Pepper party for one (hand)

TARDIS Laplander - Warm your TARDIS

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Did you know you have a TARDIS right now? It's your brain. Think about it. It's small on the outside, but stores tons of things on the inside. You can use it to travel through time and space, albeit with the power of imagination. And only you have the key to get inside... unless someone has a hacksaw. Cover your head-TARDIS with the Doctor's super warm TARDIS hat.
TARDIS Laplander - Warm your TARDIS

Mass Effect Predator Pistol - Limited edition, full scale replica

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ThinkGeek is proud to announce our exclusive version of the officially licensed Mass Effect 3: M-3 Predator Full Scale Replica Custom Edition. Masterfully sculpted, hand-painted, and hand-finished by the artisans at TriForce, this is the most authentic representation of this weapon available on the market. Intricately crafted and cast in polystone, it measures 12" in length, weighs in at 10 pounds, and features working LED effects. Get your piece of video game history before the Reapers come to Earth!
Mass Effect Predator Pistol - Limited edition, full scale replica

Assassin's Creed III Tomahawk - For cosplay or display

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We've been staring at the cover art for Assassin's Creed III and drooling ever since it was released. We wanted that tomahawk. Then we found it! A true warrior's weapon, assuming your metal of choice is convention-approved PU latex, this instrument of war is over 19 inches of pure grace. It feels great in the hand, weighted nicely due to the fiberglass core, and will serve you well for cosplay or any day you'd like to put an axe in someone's head without being arrested.
Assassin's Creed III Tomahawk - For cosplay or display

Hello Kitty Cake Blind Box - Bake up some cuteness

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There is nothing better on Christmas morning than the excitement and surprise of a new Hello Kitty toy. In fact, when it's in a blind box, it's almost double excitement. First, you tear off the wrapping paper to reveal that you have been given a Hello Kitty Blind Box: Cake Shop, which could be one of eight adorable collections, and then you get to tear open the box to reveal your mystery set. Try to contain yourself, Kitty fans!
Hello Kitty Cake Blind Box - Bake up some cuteness

Fantasy Pin Up Charity Calendar - Check these out!

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The Fantasy Pin-Up Charity Calendar is the brainchild of Patrick Rothfuss, combined with the inspiration of a dozen of your favorite authors, as portrayed through the mad art skills of Lee Moyer. Each month of this calendar is pure eye candy. Not just because of the pretty ladies, but because Moyer has really created a vastly different work of art for every month. You see, this isn't your average calendar with a pin-up on top and a bunch of squares on the bottom. Nope! Each spread is themed to go with the character portrayed in the pin-up art. It's so beautiful that you'll feel bad writing on it.
Fantasy Pin Up Charity Calendar - Check these out!

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