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We're hopped up on caffeinated marshmallows and we have Mega Stomp Panic set to 8-Bit Hero mode. You know what that means? It sounds like the 1980s at TG HQ as we dash off to our meetings and pace impatiently while our coffee brews. Much like the dearly departed Steve Jobs would say, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. In fact, we've been walking so much we're gonna need to change shirts. Which reminds us...

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Star Wars Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper - Hoth is coming!

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When a Jedi kills a Wampa, he or she is always sure to make good use of its entire body, and the Wampa Ice Scraper is a whimsical way of using a severed limb! Just slide the plush Wampa mitt over your own flesh and you can use the power of Wampa claws to scrape the ice from your car's windshield. The Wampa Ice Scraper keeps your hand warm as you power through Jack Frost's early morning graffiti. You'll be snug in your warm vehicle in no time, sipping Hoth Cocoa from your travel mug on your way to the office.
Star Wars Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper - Hoth is coming!

Mini Batman Bat-Signal - Calling Batman

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The Mini Batman Bat-Signal is exactly what it sounds like: it's a tiny version of the one Commissioner Gordon uses to summon the Dark Knight. It's got an on/off switch (for when you don't need to summon anyone) and arrives in a fun little gift box. Oh, and there's also a tiny book inside giving you a smattering of info on Batman, his tech, his enemies, etc. Basically, if you like Batman or know someone who does, this Mini Batman Bat-Signal makes a great gift. We asked Batman and he said you can give a gift to yourself. ZZONK! POW! BIFF!
Mini Batman Bat-Signal - Calling Batman

Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener - A ThinkGeek exclusive!

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Whether you've got a cantina that rivals Mos Eisley's or just a fridge in the back of your ship, this Millennium Falcon-shaped bottle opener is perfect for the Han Solo in all of us! It's no piece of junk, either. She looks good and she's got it where it counts. This metal gadget comes with a magnet on the back to keep you from losing it, as long as you don't toss it out with the garbage or lose it gambling. And remember: don't drink and engage the hyperdrive!
Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener - A ThinkGeek exclusive!

Doctor Who Monitor Mate - Wibbly wobbly

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As the Doctor says, things sometimes get wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey. If you're looking for a way to have a little bit of the Doctor at your desk at work, the TARDIS Monitor Mate wants to land at an office near you. Vworp vworp vworp! The three-inch blue phone box adheres to the top of your monitor via a non-damaging adhesive pad and will wibble and wobble as you try to get all timey-wimey with your deadlines.
Doctor Who Monitor Mate - Wibbly wobbly

Arcadie iPhone and iPod Desktop Arcade - Tiny arcade fun

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The Arcadie Desktop Arcade is designed especially for iPhone and iPod Touch. Slide your device into the wee cabinet, pop it in the 30-pin connector dock, load up an Arcadie-supported app, and you're ready to play. More apps are being added every day, but for now there are games like Blasteroids, Alien Invaders, Ping, Stacker, and more. The 8-way joystick and two buttons will have you pew pew pew-ing the afternoon away, feeling like a jolly geek giant.
Arcadie iPhone and iPod Desktop Arcade - Tiny arcade fun

Limited Edition Empire Strikes Back Poster - The saga continues...

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Is your living room, dorm room, or office lacking in energy? Is is so bland that you feel like you're stuck wandering the deserts of Tatooine? Such is often the case when we're renting our spaces and unable to change the 'neutral' (aka boring) colors on the walls. Just how many variations are there on white paint, anyway? Add some Force to your decor with this bold Star Wars movie poster designed by artist Russell Walks. The striking colors and cool design will make you look like the classiest nerd on the block.
Limited Edition Empire Strikes Back Poster - The saga continues...

Scalextric Star Wars - Just like Beggar's Canyon back home

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We love the thrill and excitement of a Star Wars chase scene! Now you can zoom around trenches or trees in the comfort of your living room with Scalextric Star Wars sets. These 1/32-scale slot cars model the Battle of Endor speeder bike chase and the Death Star trenches. The Death Star Attack set comes with Luke Skywalker's X-Wing and Darth Vader's TIE Fighter, glow-in-the-dark track, and a Death Star trackside feature! The Battle of Endor set comes with two speeder bikes (Luke and a Scout Trooper) racing around a woodland track.
Scalextric Star Wars - Just like Beggar's Canyon back home

Battle Mug - Raise one to the troops!

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The Battle Mug starts out as a 13.5 pound solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum before it enters a state-of-the-art CNC facility in Huntsville, Alabama. This facility produces specialized parts and equipment for the U.S. Department of Defense, major weapons manufacturers, NASA, and a host of other companies working at the U.S. Rocket and Space Center. Built to military specifications, Battle Mug features a M1913 rail interface system which allows you to mount a tactical light, laser device, holographic sight (AKA beer goggles) or even a bayonet for close quarters, high risk operations.
Battle Mug - Raise one to the troops!

Jellyfish 2 Color Lamp - Sleep with the (jelly)fishes

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Squishy Pantone isn't your average jellyfish, lounging around in the ocean, stinging fish and humans alike. He's a color-copying gangsta who always plays his cards right. And by cards, he means colors. Chili Pepper, Blue Iris, Mimosa, Turquoise... when the whims of the public change, so does Squishy Pantone. Squishy is an electronic glowing jellyfish lamp that can illuminate in over 16 million colors. Set your Jellyfish Lamp to whatever color you like or put it in Flow Color mode for an ever-shifting display. Squishy is a great friend to anyone who loves color--perhaps even that graphic designerd you know.
Jellyfish 2 Color Lamp - Sleep with the (jelly)fishes

Exovolt Plus Stackable Battery Pack

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You're a power-hungry individual. No, we don't mean power-hungry in the sense that you desire to rule over the rabble of peasants. Perhaps you do--we won't judge. We mean power-hungry as in your devices suck up electricity like a Kindergardener sucks up juice boxes. Exovolt has your solution! Your main Exovolt Plus battery adds 5,200 sweet milli amp hours, but snap on one of the sub batteries, and you effectively double that capacity. Snap on another sub, and triple it! Keep on snapping on more and more sub batteries, and you could have a monster battery pack that'll keep you charged until the new year!
Exovolt Plus Stackable Battery Pack

Game of Thrones Life Sized Throne - Win the game!

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When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. Of course, there really isn't a condition for 'winning' other than being able to sit in the Iron Throne, right? Just owning the chair makes you the winner. What's that? You're rich as a Lannister? Then you'll want to send a raven to your Master of Coin and tell him to free up the funds for your very own Iron Throne. This amazing prop replica looks exactly like the throne from the HBO TV series and is constructed of hand-finished, hand-painted fiberglass and fire-proof resin. A perfect centerpiece for your office or throne room, the Game of Thrones Life Sized Iron Throne is over seven feet tall and will make all your other chairs hide behind their mother's skirts. Enjoy ruling the Seven Kingdoms!
Game of Thrones Life Sized Throne - Win the game!

Pocket God Blind Pack Mini Figures - Collect your followers

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Look at that island down there. See those people living on it? Well, they think you are a god. But what sort of god will you be? Will you be benevolent and give them the tools to fish? Or will you fling them into the air just for fun? Whatever. The important part is making sure you have lots of followers! And now you can collect all the little dudes from Pocket God to look up to you and worship your every move. They are blind boxed, which means you'll never be sure what sort of Pygmy you'll get. Could be a Happy Pygmy or an Angry Pygmy or a Ghost Pygmy or a Zombie Pygmy or... you get the idea. Can you collect all 16 and rule the Pocket God universe? We dare you to try!
Pocket God Blind Pack Mini Figures - Collect your followers

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