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This Halloween, we're giving you a free t-shirt with orders over $30. What should you get? Inflatable Giant Robot Battle Fists to play with at your party? Maybe some Manic Panic makeup to complete your Halloween costume? Nightmares of Freddy? It can all be yours!

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Gory Body Part Lollipop Set - Lick your hard-to-reach parts

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Okay, so most people like licking their fingers after a good meal. But what if that meal WAS a bunch of fingers? Or perhaps an eyeball or a heart or a slice of brain? Sounds icky? But what if those body parts were made out of sugary goodness that is a lollipop? Yeah, now you're licking with gas. Each set gets you one watermelon brain, one cherry heart, one apple finger, and one fruit punch eyeball--something for everyone! And we're pretty sure those really are the way those body parts taste. At least, that's what our pet zombie says.
Gory Body Part Lollipop Set - Lick your hard-to-reach parts

Zombie Foot Dog Toy - Dogs can't be zombies, right?

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You don't want your average neighborhood poochie coming home with the decomposing foot of a missing person--but if we were in a zombie apocalypse situation, all rules go out the window, and we're sure that all the Petsmarts were looted in the first week of society's downfall. (Shelf stable, high protein foodstuff? You'd eat it to survive; don't kid yourself.) Give your furry friend this squishy vinyl zombie foot and teach them that zombies are for chomping.
Zombie Foot Dog Toy - Dogs can't be zombies, right?

Star Wars Plush Character Hats - Stay warm like Leia

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Imagine, if you will, the Hermit of Hoth. He's alone, he's crazy, and he's cold. So what does he do? He skins himself a Wampa and makes a hat out of it. Now you can have a Wampa hat, too--but not just a Wampa, 'cause we've gone Star Wars hat crazy! That's right, we're also offering a Chewbacca, Yoda, Princess Leia (quick and easy buns), and Wicket. Just plop the hat on your head and you've got an instant costume. So what if your beard doesn't quite match what Princess Leia's face looks like in the movie? Tell everyone you're her stunt double.
Star Wars Plush Character Hats - Stay warm like Leia

A Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy's Glove Replica - Never sleep again

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Freddy's glove has been the thing of fantasies and nightmares ever since it first tore through the silver screen, and now you can have one of your very own. Each glove is hand-crafted of distressed, leather-like material and real metal plates and blades riveted together. Every detail from the one in the movie is recreated here. Though the blades aren't sharp, this glove ain't for kiddies. It's for the discriminating collector of stuff like this. Really, this replica is so awesome and creepy, we know you'll find yourself staring at it worried that it's going to move on its own. Freddy's coming for you.
A Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy's Glove Replica - Never sleep again

Darth Vader Cake Pan - Happy birthday, Anakin!

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What kind of cake could ever hope to fill such a powerful pan? Maybe you can fill this even-heating aluminum cake pan with Devil's food cake? (Oh, we're sorry! Sith's food cake!) Get ready to stir up some black icing as your little padawans are stirring up trouble. Step-by-step cake decorating instructions are included to ensure that your cake is as realistic as the digitally remastered versions of A New Hope. We have a premonition that they will love it!
Darth Vader Cake Pan - Happy birthday, Anakin!

Zombie Shelter Sign - Hide from the zombies

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During the Cold War, one thing that terrified everyone was the threat of nuclear war. Signs for Bomb Shelters appeared everywhere. Now is the time, however, of worrying about zombies. So, it makes sense to repurpose all the old Bomb Shelters as Zombie Shelters. And have we got the sign for you! It says Zombie Shelter and has an arrow--plus the graphic above makes sure everyone can find their passage to safety. Use a few of these signs to point the way for your neighbors, or perhaps these signs are a way to point zombies to a place for THEIR safety. We're not sure.
Zombie Shelter Sign - Hide from the zombies

Sawblade Throwing Disc - Catch anyone?

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Playing catch with regular flying discs is fun. But just think about how much more fun it would be to throw one of these sawblade discs at someone and watch them scream and run for cover? Yeah, you know you want to. Each disc looks like a sawblade splattered with blood (or spattered, if you prefer), but is made out of safe fun-to-throw foam. What that means is: you'll be able to scare people again and again and again without having to worry about denting or chipping a real sawblade. 'Cause you need to make sure your sawblades stay sharp. Just in case.
Sawblade Throwing Disc - Catch anyone?

Spooky Eyeballs Cake Pop Kit - A twist on the trend

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It's very trendy now to make cake pops for parties. Well, with Halloween approaching, we wanted to make sure you were ready to take that trend and spin it on its ear. Or eye. All you have to do is add some normal kitchen stuffs (like eggs, water, and oil), and this kit will get you making 12 of the nastiest-looking and delicious-tasting eyeball-tacular cake pops ever. Heck, the box even becomes a display stand, so you can show off your cake peepers in style. We'd like to write more, but we have some eyeballs to eat now. Yummy, yummy eyeballs.
Spooky Eyeballs Cake Pop Kit - A twist on the trend

Zombie Outbreak Calendar - Be prepared

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With this calendar, every day is Zombie Preparedness Day. And it helps remind you to celebrate any day when the maws of the eternally hungry are not at your doorstep! This monthly mini-calendar is filled with images of the ravenous horde paired with survival tips, information on anti-zombie weapons, and all sorts of things that will help when the End Times come. A must-have for apocalypse geeks and everyone who doesn't want to be a snack.
Zombie Outbreak Calendar - Be prepared

Toy Lightsabers with M&Ms - Civilized, schmivilized!

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Who needs to be civilized when you can eat candy out of a laser sword? We'll bet that if real lightsabers contained M&Ms in their hilts, even the Sith Lord Vader himself would be chomping on chocolate regularly, at least until he couldn't fit into his armor anymore. Then it's off to the Death Star gym for some cardio! These tiny lightsabers hold a fun-sized amount of M&Ms, just enough for a short trip across the galaxy with your favorite Jedi Master.
Toy Lightsabers with M&Ms - Civilized, schmivilized!

Dwarven Beard - Keep warm this winter

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There's just something about being a dwarf that inspires us. Drinking lots of ale, worshipping Moradin the Soul Forger, clearing out orcs and kobolds from an underground keep... doesn't it sound great? For those of us looking to put some cosplay into our roleplay, check out these dwarven beards! In earthly brown and wise, old gray, these 100% acrylic beards will be the hit of your adventuring party. They're easy to use and adjustable with two buttons for attaching to your very own knit warrior's helm.
Dwarven Beard - Keep warm this winter

Build-a-Zombie 2013 Paper Craft Calendar - DIY Zombies

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Calendars can contain neat things like dates and reminders and sometimes cute pictures of kitties. But many times they are dull as non-glossy paint. Well, time to put the "fun" back into "calendar." See, each month features a different zombie design graphic, AND an actual paper craft zombie to build! Twelve months in a year, twelve different zombie paper craft zombies to construct. Funny how that works out. And some of these zombies come with accessories, too. Because what good is a zombie cheerleader without her zombie pom poms? Exactly: braaaaains.
Build-a-Zombie 2013 Paper Craft Calendar - DIY Zombies

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