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Avast, ye geeklubbers!

Listen well, for ye ThinkGeek monkeys are henceforth and forthhence replaced by this band o' pirates in honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day on Wednesday! Ye best be readin' to the end of this treasure note, lest we be forced to make ye walk the plank empty-handed. There's hot-air-filled robotical fists, electronic gizmos for ye blue teeth (on account of yer scurvied diet, no doubt), space pirate art, and even something for the lil' sprogs.

Writin' be hard, so we'll just cut an' paste what the monkeys typed before we tied 'em to the mast. YARRRRR!

What's New at ThinkGeek!

LED Digit Magnets - Spell like a calculator

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Old school calculators were not just number machines. They could also be used to spell words--sort of, out of numbers, and sometimes by turning the calculator upside down. We loved trying to figure out new words to spell, and now we can sort of fake it by using these magnets and our fridge (or something big and metal-y). In each little tin, you get 566 magnets (printed in florescent green ink), so you aren't limited to just saying 07734, but can finally compose whole sentences without lining up a math club's whole collection of calculators.
LED Digit Magnets - Spell like a calculator

Tick Tock Bluetooth Alarm Clock Stereo - Poor Captain Hook

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Captain Hook's Tick Tock would've been soothed so easily if he had the Tick Tock Bluetooth. Its classic retro design would've fooled him, but upon closer inspection, he would've seen the incredible 360-degree omni-directional speakers, the LCD Display Screen, 5 preset alarms, and the multitude of other features. It would've taken him just a few short minutes to set all those alarms early enough to get up and finally get Peter Pan and that crocodile. Hook would've been a happy, normal pirateship captain if only he had a little help from Tick Tock Bluetooth. Poor guy.
Tick Tock Bluetooth Alarm Clock Stereo - Poor Captain Hook

S'Mores Kit - Just add fire!

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We think that giving a child this S'Mores Kit and a lighter is the best way to teach them the joys of camping. Wait, what? Okay, so our legal team corrected us: fire is never good for children to play with. But with proper supervision, children and/or office employees can have an awesome time enjoying the greatest treat camping has to offer: S'Mores! Other than fire, you get everything in one tube: chocolate, marshmallows, graham crackers, and skewers (for roasting the mallows, not your coworkers). The only other thing not provided is your face--for stuffing the S'Mores into, of course.
S'Mores Kit - Just add fire!

Carnival Fun Food Kits - Elephants not included

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Some people like going to carnivals for the rides. Some for the games. We have to be honest: We like going for the food. Funnel cakes, corn dogs, churros, soft pretzels... we start salivating just thinking about all the treats we love so bad. And now guess what? You can make these treats right in your very own home, office, trailer, or big top with these fun and easy kits. If you have access to a kitchen, the carnival is ready to feed you! Our suggestion? Get them all and have a blast in the office kitchen. Then sell them for exorbitant prices and make a fortune, just like a real carnival!
Carnival Fun Food Kits - Elephants not included

Warehouse 13 Animated Maquettes - From America's attic to you

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If there was an attic that contained all the weirdest, spookiest things from all over the United States, it would probably be crazy-fun to explore--not to mention a bit dangerous, and for that you need guides like Claudia and Pete. These Warehouse 13 Animated Maquettes are limited-edition collectibles for serious fans. It's amazing how much detail is packed into six inches of height: from Claudia's signature smirk to Pete's polished black shoes, it's all there. Unlike the real Claudia, this one is not made of bamboo, so if you bend her, she'll probably break. But like Pete, your tiny Pete will demand cookies. You just have to listen very carefully to hear him.
Warehouse 13 Animated Maquettes - From America's attic to you

Star Trek Bat'leth Letter Opener - Open your mail like a warrior!

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Every Klingon male faces a test of his fine motor skills. We are killing machines, fighters; we are vastly more concerned with a warrior's life, tlhIngan maH! But, when left alone and the mail has arrived, opening a letter proves to be more difficult than ghang love. But, thanks to the Bat'leth Letter Opener, we can attack these letters with the ferocity of a true warrior. The Star Trek Bat'leth Letter Opener is, first and foremost, sharp--sharper than the tongue that first spoke Hab SoSII' Quch! Made of stainless steel, the blood of conquered envelopes won't ruin this weapon, nor will it bend to a mighty foe. It's also super neat that they come with a resin cast display stand! Ehhem... nuqjatlh?
Star Trek Bat'leth Letter Opener - Open your mail like a warrior!

Prisma 2.1 Bluetooth Speaker System - Classic rock in classic black

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As our devices got smaller and more portable, we started seeking solutions for connecting our wee devices to our big speakers without being tethered to a desk. If you're looking for crisp, clear sound that you can control from your iPad while lounging on your couch across the room, Prisma is for you. With a 5 inch downward firing subwoofer, 2 1/4 inch oval shaped mid-range, and 19mm PV dome tweeter, the Prisma will deliver your tunes in powerful style.
Prisma 2.1 Bluetooth Speaker System - Classic rock in classic black

Star Trek Retro Episode Posters - Original Series, original prints

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Remember the awesome style of 60s movie posters, pulp novel covers, and comic books? CBS commissioned artist Juan Ortiz to create retro-style art prints for all 80 episodes of The Original Series, including the first pilot. They'll be released in sets of four and they're all limited edition, so once they're sold out, they're gone! The first set includes Episode 9: Dagger of the Mind, Episode 28: The City on the Edge of Forever, Episode 53: The Ultimate Computer, and Episode 75: The Way to Eden.
Star Trek Retro Episode Posters - Original Series, original prints

ChalkTrail - Your bike is the brush

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Now your budding sidewalk-chalk artist can take their craft to the next level! With the ChalkTrail, their bike becomes their brush, and, no longer limited to the driveway or sidewalk, the whole neighborhood is their canvas. Kids can attach this easy-to-use device to the back of their bike, load in their favorite chalk color and burn rubber (and chalk!). The device holds the chalk in place as they ride, leaving a colorful chalk line blazing a trail behind them.
ChalkTrail - Your bike is the brush

Warehouse 13 Phoenix Medallion - Don't DIAF

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We won't get into spoilers in case you're not there yet, but let's just say that if the Phoenix Medallion protects someone from fire, another person must, sadly, DIAF. This Phoenix Medallion will not cause you to rise from the ashes. It's just a replica of the original artifact, so it won't have any supernatural powers other than looking supernaturally cool. Made of a burnished, bronze-like zinc alloy, this richly detailed prop replica can be carried as a keychain or attached to the included chain and worn as a necklace.
Warehouse 13 Phoenix Medallion - Don't DIAF

over9000 Compact 2.0 Amp USB Car Power Adapter - Ridin' spoofy

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On your next road trip, leave everybody's car chargers at home and just bring a USB cable and the over9000. over9000 was designed by ThinkGeek's GeekLabs department to charge any USB-compatible device, including iPads and iPhones. Here's how it works: Connect your device to a USB cable. Connect that USB cable to the over9000 and plug it into your car's power (aka cigarette lighter). The over9000's data chip will spoof the connection necessary for your device to charge happily. It will also disable the USB charger in case of power surges or other problems, keeping your device safe.
over9000 Compact 2.0 Amp USB Car Power Adapter - Ridin' spoofy

Elishewitz Tao Aluminum Pen - Zombie survival auteur

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It seems that whenever something horrible happens, somebody makes millions by writing a memoir about it. Why should it be any different with the zombie apocalypse? Of course, the survival auteur needs a tactical pen. This high-tech writing instrument features a futuristic design and three levels of defensive force should your writing be interrupted by the undead. The impact crown on the cap offers a firm strike. The pointed butt of the pen can be used to provide a disabling pressure point. Finally, the pen point itself can be thrust through a zombie's eye, directly into the brain. Just don't forget to wash it off before you chew on it again.
Elishewitz Tao Aluminum Pen - Zombie survival auteur

Color-Change LED Candle Set with Remote - Ambiance sans fire

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Candles are beautiful, but you should probably steer clear of real flames if your home contains any of the following: kids, klutzes, or kitties. And besides, unless you're in the habit of keeping lots of chemicals around, it's pretty hard to get your regular candles to burn in 12 different colors--as if by magic with a remote. The Color-Change LED Candle Set includes three pillar candles and a remote to change your candle's flame color to suit your mood and bring an air of whimsy to your next evening event.
Color-Change LED Candle Set with Remote - Ambiance sans fire

Star Trek Captain's Chair - Now for adult captains, too!

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Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young--but don't let that stop you. We originally made this product for kids, and then you all hollered like a bunch of bloodthirsty Klingons, so we brought out the Embiggening Ray and grew you an adult sized one. Take your seat in your Inflatable Captain's Chair, assemble your bridge crew, and start exploring. Invented at ThinkGeek, this chair is suitable for anyone who wants to be a little more like James Tiberius Kirk. The arms are printed with all sorts of buttons and and lights to encourage imaginary missions, including setting Red or Yellow Alerts or jettisoning the pod. All that's missing is the most attractive Captain in the quadrant.
Star Trek Captain's Chair - Now for adult captains, too!

New Maker section!

Attention, makers! September seems like the perfect time to experiment with new projects. We're not sure if it's the cooler weather, the back-to-school vibe, or the urge to build our own holiday presents, but we're itching to get our hands on stuff! Here's a whole collection of fun tools and kits for all ages, from power tools for wee geeks to a beginner's kit to get you started with Arduino.

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