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Much like Amy Pond, you waited. You knew that we'd find a way to make a sonic screwdriver more sonic... and we did! You knew we could turn the Death Star into a tea infuser... and we did! Both of these new shinies are available today. We can't wait to hear your stories, watch your YouTube videos, and see your pictures. Come along, Pond, let's look at today's new products, shall we?

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Take $10 off - And read a book!

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Tomorrow, September 6, is Read a Book Day. What are you reading (or re-reading)? A Song of Ice and Fire? Dresden Files? Wheel of Time? Discworld? If you lack a book to snuggle up with, we can provide you with some options. Use code READABOOK for $10 off $60+ orders, good through 11:59pm ET 9/7/12. You don't have to buy a book with it, just read something tomorrow--and no, this email doesn't count!
Take $10 off - And read a book!

Doctor Who Socks - Warm your toes

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It's every Whovian's dream to look out the back window and see the TARDIS there. We'd drop everything to run away with the Doctor. Just be sure you have the right footwear. That means closed-toed shoes; if you're going to be running away from Daleks, Cybermen, and the Silence, you don't want to be tripping over your flip-flops. Those things are death traps. Wrap your feet in these deliciously soft and comfortable socks and then lace up your favorite pair of shoes or sneakers. Then you'll be ready to take on the universe.
Doctor Who Socks - Warm your toes

Nunchops Nunchuck Shaped Chopsticks - Defend your food

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You know the drill. You sit down to eat your lunch in the cafeteria or break room or even at your desk. Inevitably, someone will stop by and take some of your food. You are defenseless. Until now. Nunchops are simple black chopsticks with a twist. Actually, with a chain. The chain combines the two chopsticks into one deviously awesome gastronomic weapon. Nunchops are ready to help you eat your food (with little extra grippy rings) and defend your lunch (with their ka-pow and aw-yeah). Get some Nunchops today and let peace return to your meals.
Nunchops Nunchuck Shaped Chopsticks - Defend your food

Mini Microscope For iPhone - Get close and personal!

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The Mini Microscope for iPhone transforms your smartphone into a mini microscope capable of 60x magnification. Attach the Mini Microscope to the camera lens of your iPhone 4 or 4S and you can zoom in on just about anything. Three built-in bright white LEDs will shed light on your subject and even allow you to reliably verify watermarks. And of course, since it is attached to your camera, you can take photos of everything you're examining and share them with the world.
Mini Microscope For iPhone - Get close and personal!

Manic Panic Geek Cosmetics - Glam up your look

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Whether it's Sunday Bloody Sunday or a just another Manic Monday, you can give your look a boost with the fun and vegan-friendly makeup from Tish and Snooky of Manic Panic. Members of the original line-up of Blondie, these two know how to glam up your look with their fresh products from their High Voltage lip glosses, to their Sooo 80's shadows and lip palettes. All 100% cruelty free, so now you don't have to feel bad to look so good.
Manic Panic Geek Cosmetics - Glam up your look

Human Skeleton Shower Curtain - Orthopedically stylish

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Wash up and study at the same time with the Human Skeleton Shower Curtain. Learn about your insides while cleaning your outsides! What's a manubrium and where is it? How's the old ilium looking today? Get intimate with your osseous anatomy while scrubbing yourself off every morning. A perfect gift for the med student or necromancer in your life, the Human Skeleton Shower Curtain is humerus, edutaining, and orthopedically stylish.
Human Skeleton Shower Curtain - Orthopedically stylish

World of Warcraft Mega Bloks - FOR THE HORDE!

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The partnership between Blizzard and Mega Bloks makes us squeal with glee. Why, you ask? It's the sheer awesomeness of the fully articulated, custom-sculpted figures. It's the fact that these fully articulated, custom-sculpted figures also come with fully customizable weapons and armor. If you've ever wished you could be playing WoW while stuck in the office, snag one of these amazing sets. Oh, and WoW-loving geeklings will like them too, but we're not kidding anybody here. We want them for ourselves.
World of Warcraft Mega Bloks - FOR THE HORDE!

Blokket Signal Blocking Phone Pocket - Unplug, really

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We are constantly connected to the web the world has woven around us by these tiny slabs of glass and silicon. And the feedback we get from that web feeds a never ending cycle of sharing--to some, it's a blessing; for others, it's a curse. We have to disconnect, if only to focus for a few moments out of the day so we can get critical work done. Your phone has a power button and airplane mode, but sometimes it takes more willpower to deactivate your phone than to simply slip it into the Blokket Signal Blocking Phone Pocket. Woven with real silver thread, the Blokket acts as a little Faraday cage, blocking up to 99.7% of incoming radio wavelengths. Turn your phone off without turning it, you know, OFF.
Blokket Signal Blocking Phone Pocket - Unplug, really

Beer Soap - Hoppy clean!

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Move over, flowery and fruity soaps! We want our soap to be hoppy and practically edible. Beer Soap is all-natural and vegan and can be used for washing body and hair. It smells like beer fresh from the tap, so you can enjoy your favorite brew first thing in the morning without any of the intoxicating side effects.
Beer Soap - Hoppy clean!

Link Plush - Will cut grass for rupees

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We've been playing Legend of Zelda for as long as some of you reading this have been alive. (Get offa Link's lawn!) And there's one thing we'll always do when we're controlling the little guy in the green pointy hat. We're gonna mow the lawn with his sword. Why? Sometimes money is in the grass. But mostly because it's way more fun than mowing our real lawn. Need an adorable Link plush to motivate you to go rescue a princess (or mow your lawn)? We've got one right here.
Link Plush - Will cut grass for rupees

Cyberdyne Mug - Terminate your sleepiness

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Cyberdyne Employee Orientation post-Skynet's "awakening": GREETINGS, HUMANS. YOUR LIVES HAVE BEEN SPARED SO THAT YOU CAN BUILD SKYNET'S FACTORIES. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. IF YOU RESIST, YOUR LIFE WILL BE TERMINATED. USE THIS MUG TO INGEST YOUR NUTRITIONAL SLURRY. HUMANS RESISTING INGESTION OF NUTRITIONAL SLURRY WILL BE TERMINATED.
Cyberdyne Mug - Terminate your sleepiness

Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures - Fun-dead toys!

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Everyone knows Plants vs. Zombies. It's fun, it's addicting, and it's so cute! Well, it's time to bring all the vegetable and rotting-animal goodness of this game into the real world. These Plants vs. Zombies figures are slightly stylized vinyl and are loaded with fun. Two different plants and three different zombies await your grubby hands. And think about this: Get a bunch of them and you can act out your own live version. We suggest using candy instead of peas for the Peashooter's ammo, 'cause then you can eat them, and no one eats peas. Get ready to soil your plants--for real!
Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures - Fun-dead toys!

Domo Blanket - Domo eats you!

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Domo's here to chomp you be soft and snuggly, chew you up keep you warm, and swallow you whole make all the bad things of the day melt away. He's the perfect size for a throw blanket in the living room or an extra layer of snuggles in bed, especially if you share your bed with a blanket-hogging monster.
Domo Blanket - Domo eats you!

Sensu Capacitive Touch Brush - Paint something

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You're one of those artistic types and up until now, you've been lamenting the lack of a real, usable paint brush for your iPad (or other touchscreen device). Let Sensu blow you away. Leave fingerpainting to the kids and grab a Sensu. It dances across the screen and feels just like a real paint brush. The rubber stylus end works for everything else you'd like to do on your tablet, too. Don't forget to send us some pictures of the things you create with your Sensu!
Sensu Capacitive Touch Brush - Paint something

Black Ronin Slimline Ninja Machete - Quiet and deadly

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The fabled sword of the Jungle Clan of ninja, the Black Ronin Machete is a force to be reckoned with. Constructed from tempered 420 stainless steel and coated in a non-glare flat black finish, any who venture seeking the Clan are met with a fierce but silent death. Hand-wrapped and tied in black nylon cord, these machetes are built from (and one with) the dense jungle they come from. 26 7/8" long with a 17 1/8" full tang, the ninja who wield such blades can only be of legend because those that sought them have never been heard from again. Are you ninja enough?
Black Ronin Slimline Ninja Machete - Quiet and deadly

someecards Pint Glass - Go on, say it

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Someecards are on fire lately. Our favorites are the ones that reference workplace strife and alcohol. It's no secret that ThinkGeek's office refrigerators contain adult beverage; when you work as long and hard as we do, you deserve something refreshing and relaxing, no? The someecards Pint Glasses are the newest addition to our kitchen, so we can feel snarky while enjoying a local brew on a Tuesday afternoon. Collect the set so you too can express yourself while drinking!
someecards Pint Glass - Go on, say it

Steampunk Crystal Orb Watch Pendant - A stunning timepiece

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We have an enormous amount of respect for the time and love that goes into a steampunk outfit. Here's an accessory that will complete your look. This unique timepiece features a 1" faux crystal ball that houses a fully functional watch. Peer inside to see all the working mechanisms! It even winds up, like a good watch should. Antique brass fittings make it the perfect timepiece for your steampunk costume or everyday wear. A 32" matching chain with adjustable clasp is included.
Steampunk Crystal Orb Watch Pendant - A stunning timepiece

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