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Celebrate good times!

We're in a partying kind of mood, just coming off our 13th anniversary and rolling right into Valve's birthday on August 24. We're hoping the cake isn't a--well, you know the rest.

And speaking of celebrations, we're excited to set up our first-ever booth at Stars Wars Celebration in Orlando this weekend. If you're attending, don't forget to pick up our limited edition t-shirt and take a photo with Timmy in his new 501st-approved stormtrooper armor! We're looking forward to seeing your cosplay, too--just keep the lightsaber battles to a minimum, please.

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Take $10 Off - Tricksy and useful

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You know what they say about halflings. They have hairy feet. They get 1d8+1 hit points. They smoke a lot of pipeweed and get the munchies. If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it. And when they get annoying, you want to kick 'em like a bad hobbabit. Use code FUZZYFEET to take $10 off $60+ orders through 11:59pm ET 8/24/12. Maybe you'll want to use it to get your feet in some cozy Halfling Slippers!
Take $10 Off - Tricksy and useful

Zombie Lunch Box - Rule #0, Carbo-load

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The Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box is a metal lunch box ready to hold all of your zombie fighting fuel. Pack it with Twinkies, Tactical Bacon, caffeinated gum, and energy drinks--everything you'll need to stay alive. After all, if you don't have enough carbohydrates, you won't have the energy to burn when those zombies give chase.
Zombie Lunch Box - Rule #0, Carbo-load

Doctor Who Dalek, Mug, Bottle, and Safe - Whovians, rejoice!

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We've decided that your work day is not nearly Who-licious enough, so we've got four new goodies for you. Start your day with coffee in your TARDIS Travel Mug, wave hello to your Dalek Desk Defender who exterminates any intruders to your cubicle, stay hydrated with the TARDIS Water Bottle, and most importantly, use your smartphone to unlock your TARDIS Smart Safe to retrieve your snack stash. Could this day get any better? Only if you're wearing a fez and a bow tie.
Doctor Who Dalek, Mug, Bottle, and Safe - Whovians, rejoice!

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot - What would Picard drink?

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Star Trek has given their seal of approval for this official blend of Tea, Earl Grey, Hot, just like Jean-Luc Picard would drink. Of course, you don't have a replicator, so you'll have to scoop out this blend of premium black tea with bergamot into your favorite looseleaf brewer. Steep at 212 for 2-3 minutes and you'll have the perfect Captain's tea: fresh, zesty, exhilarating, slightly dry to the nose, with a rounded and balanced orange rind flavor. You'll be making those tough decisions in no time... or maybe after another cup...
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot - What would Picard drink?

I Heart Guts Giant Plush Organs - Cute insides

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If you were a giant plush person, and someone ripped out your guts, well, um, that'd be kinda gross and kinda cute. These giant organs are just as gross and cute. Okay, so they're more cute than gross. They are a bit bigger than life-size, and they have faces. Choose from a big brain, a humungous heart, or an immense intestine. But wait, there's more! Each intestine has a little smiling friend. That's right--an awesome appendix! We recommend getting them all and then having a massive plush showdown with some giant microbes. BODY WARS!
I Heart Guts Giant Plush Organs - Cute insides

Gourmet Chile Sea Salt Set - Some like it hot

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If you and your partner disagree on what is "hot enough," you need this set of finishing salts, guaranteed to bring mouth happiness and domestic harmony to your kitchen. It includes six of the best tasting, hard-to-find salts in the world, with heat ranging from mild warmth all the way up to Naga Bhut Jolokia. Each salt comes with a reference card with a detailed description and suggestions on how to use them to create the perfect melange of flavor and heat. The Gourmet Chile Sea Salt Set comes in a handmade wooden base with six pyrex tubes capped with cork stoppers. It makes a great gift for a foodie, chef, or someone who just likes a little kick to their food.
Gourmet Chile Sea Salt Set - Some like it hot

Knaxe Knife-Axe Combo - Defend yourself

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When it comes to zombie defense, weaponry is a hot topic. When weighing out the variables of zombie disease transmission, zombie speed and type, and even functionality versus appearance, it all comes down to general survivability. If the zombie disease isn't transmitted through blood, then it won't matter how fast or what type of zombies you're encountering because the Knaxe will get the job done. Made with a forged steel head, gator grip handle, and a glass-filled nylon center surrounding another blade, the Knaxe is what we here at ThinkGeek call the Zombie Bane.
Knaxe Knife-Axe Combo - Defend yourself

Boomer Action Figure - Boomer comin'

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That bubbling growl can only mean one thing. Boomer is the next contestant on the Post-Apocalyptic Runway Rundown. He comes down the catwalk each year with the same navy blue halter top and charcoal gray sweatpants only to finish with such explosiveness, and it baffles us every time. Get into the action with this 7" action figure, beautifully rendered to match our favorite zombie. You can even tear him in two!
Boomer Action Figure - Boomer comin'

CB Radio iPhone Handset - Breaker breaker!

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Just like our good buddy Jack Burton, sometimes we just need to get on the horn and espouse our philosophies on life. Because what better way is there to pass the time than jabbering on a CB Radio--especially at work? But not everyone has a CB radio, so it's time for the next best thing. This CB handset plugs into your iPhone, Android phone, or any other smart phone and acts just like a CB handset. Talk, listen, and feel like the desk trucker you've always wanted to be. Time to call your desk the Porkchop Express and talk to anyone out there who's listening. Or your mom. Seriously, when's the last time you talked to her? Truckers love their mammas.
CB Radio iPhone Handset - Breaker breaker!

Battlestar Galactica Plushes - For the little cylon in your life

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Lesson one: Keep sharp objects away from children. Whether we mean children as in "younglings" or children as in "adults that can't stay out of trouble" is immaterial. Sometimes soft corners is better. So it's no wonder we thought it'd be better to give out these plush little Vipers and Cylon Raiders than the sharper and more deadly real thing. Chief Tyrol and Cally got a set of these little plushies when little Nicky was born. When they pulled the wee squishy viper out of the box everybody was all smiles and laughter! When the little Cylon was pulled out, he got strangely quiet. Weird.
Battlestar Galactica Plushes - For the little cylon in your life

Padintosh Case For iPad 2 and 3 - Party like it's 1984!

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If you're a hardcore Macintosh geek--you remember when they were called "Macintoshes," for example--the Padintosh is the perfect retro iPad 2 and 3 case. The ultra-thin 2mm hard casing will protect your iPad from accidents, and it's compatible with the Smart Cover you already own. Use it to rock old-school geek at your next 80's party: pocket protector, suspenders, pencil behind the ear, and the Padintosh, the ultimate in portable computer nostalgia.
Padintosh Case For iPad 2 and 3 - Party like it's 1984!

Bounce WiFi Enhancer - Instant signal boost

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Working from home is a drag if you can't work from bed or poolside because of weak WiFi. The Bounce WiFi Extender is a great gift for anyone whose house needs a WiFi signal boost. Just place the egg-shaped device on top of the home's router, point it in the direction that requires extra coverage and boom! Like a technological genius, you've just increased the coverage area three times over.
Bounce WiFi Enhancer - Instant signal boost

Mario Kart Pull Back - Tiny racer fun

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Pull back racers have been around for decades, but they never lose their appeal. What's the appeal? Physics, of course! Enjoy some physics fun with Mario and his race-crazy friends with the Mario Kart Pull Back Racers. Each car is under two inches long, so they're the perfect size for racing down the hardwood floor of your living room or across the top of your desk at work.
Mario Kart Pull Back - Tiny racer fun

Roman Candle Fireball Blaster - Safe AND fun

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Summertime means fireworks, and for parents, fireworks means explaining to your wee geeks why they only get to hold the sparklers. Wouldn't it be cool to provide your geekling with a way to experience a Roman Candle without blowing their tiny digits off? We thought so, too. The Roman Candle Fireball Blaster includes three light-up foam "fireballs" and a blaster. Load the fireballs into the blaster, pull back and fire them up to 25 feet in the air with sizzling sound effects.
Roman Candle Fireball Blaster - Safe AND fun

Inflatable Dinosaurs - Taller than your average geekling!

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Want to throw the BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER for your dinosaur-obsessed geekling? With Inflatable Dinosaurs, you too can travel back in time and look outside your window to see a Stegosaurus stomping around your backyard, or a T-Rex waiting to devour anyone who dares pee in the pool. Oh, the fun you could have if only you had an Inflatable Dinosaur... or five.
Inflatable Dinosaurs - Taller than your average geekling!

Plan-B Evac Sling Pack - What's your Plan B?

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The Plan-B Evac Sling Pack is a front/back modular pack perfect for maneuvering into tight spaces. It's customizable for whatever your needs might be, so it's perfect for soldiers, journalists, outdoorsgeeks, or anybody in need of a high quality bag. Our favorite part is the body-hugging comfort. The padded strap is perfectly shaped so the bag can be rotated to the chest for on-the-go access in just a few seconds, whether you're a lefty or righty. And should there actually be a zombie apocalypse, Plan-B's one-strap design lets you shoulder your long gun on the other side so you're always ready for action.
Plan-B Evac Sling Pack - What's your Plan B?

PRO Multi-Color LED Lighting Kit - Quick, easy, and impressive

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Let there be light without hard work! Let the lazy rejoice! The Pro Multi-Color LED Lighting Kit makes it so easy to dress up any area of your home or office with functional and fun lighting. Illuminate your shelves to display your prized collectibles. Shine some lights under your kitchen cabinets. Turn your bedroom into a dance party zone. An easy-to-use 24 button remote lets you quickly change color schemes, dim or brighten, or switch between four preset, dazzling lighting displays to create the perfect atmosphere. Did we mention you can install it in just minutes without any tools? Yep, stop reading and start figuring out where you're going to install these babies.
PRO Multi-Color LED Lighting Kit - Quick, easy, and impressive

Honey Badger Talking Plush - Look at that sleepy _ _ _ _!

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This is definitely an R-rated honey badger. What does that mean? By MPAA standards, it means that you'll hear the F word more than once while enjoying your Honey Badger Talking Plush. The Honey Badger is a true bad_ _ _, _ _ _ _ing gross, and doesn't give a _ _ _ _ about what you think. In fact, he doesn't give a _ _ _ _ if you buy him or not. He's just going to smack the _ _ _ _ out of our robot warehouse monkeys. Please, save the robot warehouse monkeys.
Honey Badger Talking Plush - Look at that sleepy _ _ _ _!

Battlestar Tank - Get dressed, nugget!

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How do we love easy cosplay? Let us count the ways! The Battlestar Galactica Double Tank Tops have jumped from deep space into ThinkGeek's warehouse. Crafted from the same material and using derived patterns from the Battlestar Galactica 2003 series, you can now dress just like an enlisted nugget (or officer) on Galactica. The double tank set is worn under nearly every Colonial Fleet uniform, so it's necessary whether you're cosplaying a repairman, Viper pilot, or Admiral.
Battlestar Tank - Get dressed, nugget!

Klarus XT11 600 Lumen Tactical LED Flashlight - Brighter than day

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With a max output of 600 Lumens on high, the Klarus XT11 will stun anything in its path--vampire, human, or Bigfoot. The dual button tail switch makes quick, one-handed operation a breeze. The strobe function can be activated with the Mode switch whether the flashlight is on or off. Did we mention that the XT11 will run for 295 hours on low? Pretty handy whether you're cursing the power company or out on patrol to stake some pesky vamps.
Klarus XT11 600 Lumen Tactical LED Flashlight - Brighter than day

Talking Yoda Plush with Moving Mouth - Click this you will

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Now you don't have to go to Dagobah to seek guidance from the wise Jedi Master Yoda. Looking much plusher than his 900 years, this Talking Yoda Plush can shower his wisdom on you while you cuddle up in bed. The perfect gift for any Star Wars fan, young or old, this Talking Yoda Plush includes six classic phrases such as, "Do or do not, there is no try."
Talking Yoda Plush with Moving Mouth - Click this you will

Razer Tiamat - Surround sound gaming

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Looking to lose the mundane world around you and surround your skull with the music and skull-crushing SFX of your favorite game? Look no further than the Razer Tiamat, a pair of gaming headphones with 7.1 Surround Sound and True-To-Life Positional Audio. The 10 individual drivers in the Razer Tiamat 7.1 provide immersive, crystal clear surround sound. The reproduced audio is so rich and lifelike that not only will you feel like you're right there, you'll have the edge over your enemies--and your friends!
Razer Tiamat - Surround sound gaming

Gigantic SD Star Wars Plush AT-AT - For better hugging

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This delectable AT-AT is a bit of an oxymoron. It's Super Deformed, so it's a small version of an AT-AT (and it's also about 500 percent more cute). But it's also a pretty big SD AT-AT, so we're also calling it gigantic. Gigantic and Super Deformed, together at last. About the size of a small dog, this AT-AT is ready to be hugged by you. It's soft and if you get its legs just right, it can stand up by itself. This AT-AT doesn't carry Snowtrooper. Nope. It only carries love. Awww. And laser cannons. What? Okay, not really. Just love.
Gigantic SD Star Wars Plush AT-AT - For better hugging

Happy birthday, Valve! - The birthday cake is not a lie

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Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we're getting ready for the party on Friday. So, what do we need? Balloons? Check. Cake? Check. No, really, we have them. In our bundle of new things, we have some fancy balloons (read "balloonicorns") on t-shirts for both men and women, we picked up a special cake on a babydoll for women, and we've thrown in a party hat (truckers like to party, right?) for good measure. So, are you ready to party now?
Happy birthday, Valve! - The birthday cake is not a lie

Superhero Union Suit Fleece Pajamas - Super bedtime apparel

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When you're in bed, sleep may be priority #1, but you should always be prepared to leap into action--and you can't leap into action if you're not dressed for the job. So if you want to be ready to save the world while you take a siesta, you'll need a Superhero Union Suit. These full-body fleece pajamas are soft and cozy for sleeping and feature a dashing cape for those late night missions for justice (or the bathroom). Who will you be, Batman or Superman?
Superhero Union Suit Fleece Pajamas - Super bedtime apparel

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