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Roll a natural $10 off - Happy birthday, Gary!

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You would have been Level 74 this weekend, well past epic tier, into the realm of sage wizards with libraries full of musty tomes. We're keeping your tomes well-loved, Gary Gygax, and every time we roll a d20, we roll for you. In honor of the co-creator of D&D's birthday on July 27, use code D20GYGAX for $10 off orders of $60 or more, good through 11:59pm ET 7/26/2012.
Roll a natural $10 off - Happy birthday, Gary!

Celebrate ThinkGeek's 13th Birthday - Cake for us, $1,000 for you

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You didn't forget about our 13th birthday on August 13, did you? There's still plenty of time to get us something special, like a working TARDIS... especially if you have a working TARDIS. We have one heck of a party favor for you, too: a $1,000 ThinkGeek shopping spree! Enter by 11:59pm on August 7 to randomly win, and we'll contact our lucky winner by August 13. (No, there won't be any cake.)
Celebrate ThinkGeek's 13th Birthday - Cake for us, $1,000 for you

iCADE Mobile, Gaming System for iPhone - Serious mobile gaming

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While we love the myriad apps and games in the App Store, there's one thing we definitely don't like about mobile gaming: our fingers going oddly numb or worse, cramping up. Finally, we have the solution: iCade Mobile, the ultimate handheld game controller for iPhone and iPod Touch. With a classic controller configuration, iCade Mobile makes it easy to play modern and retro games the way they were meant to be played. iCade Mobile features a four-way directional pad, four front-facing action buttons, and four shoulder buttons--all will withstand your most furious button mashing. Your iPhone nestles in the cradle, which can be positioned in landscape or portrait mode, and you'll get a full view of all the action on screen because your hands grip the ergonomic controller pad. No more cramps! No more numb fingers! Game until the cows come home... or you run out of battery.
iCADE Mobile, Gaming System for iPhone - Serious mobile gaming

Alien Chopsticks - Grabs on and never lets go

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If you can stomach eating food with an extremely detailed xenomorph, these chopsticks are for you. The level of detail is amazing and will make Aliens fans squee every time you pull them out for a meal. (It may gross out your dining companions, but that just means more sushi for you, right?) These unique chopsticks are 9" long and feature high-quality sculpts and color as well as the guarantee that you will not be infected with a chestburster by using them.
Alien Chopsticks - Grabs on and never lets go

Zombie Bath Salts - For bathing, not eating

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Bath salts have been blamed for all sorts of things: relaxing evenings, romantic interludes, and face eating. Well, guess what? Bath salts do not make you eat faces, unless they are Zombie Bath Salts. Okay, so Zombie Bath Salts don't make you eat faces, either. They are for soothing your aching body after a day of zombie hunting and, if your boat floats that way, cleaning up your pet zombie. 'Cause keeping a zombie as a pet can be fun and rewarding, but they do smell so. Well, a nice soak in Zombie Bath Salts and they'll smell almost as fresh as when they were alive!
Zombie Bath Salts - For bathing, not eating

Necomimi Brainwave Cat Ears - Did your ears just move?

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Necomimi Brainwave Cat Ears let your ears show your thoughts, just like a real cat! Conceived in Tokyo and designed in Silicon Valley, these ears use research-grade brainwave technology. Slip on the headset and the ears will begin to move in sync with what you're thinking. If something catches your eye, your ears will perk up. If you're in the zone and enjoying yourself, they will wiggle. And if you're chilled out, they'll relax. Necomimi Brainwave Cat Ears are fun for Halloween parties, cosplay, or just hanging around at home with your real cats.
Necomimi Brainwave Cat Ears - Did your ears just move?

Batman Potato Head - Tuber justice

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Just in time for the new movie, we have the Batman Potato Head. Valiant efforts were made to make him fearsome, but apparently the grit and determination of Batman don't translate as well into potato. He just looks goofy, yet awesome. This spud is armed and dangerous in his Batsuit and comes with a patented Batman sneer mouth. Bane had better look out!
Batman Potato Head - Tuber justice

Adventure Time! - Mathematical!

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Adventure Time is one of our favorite cartoons. Sure, we could be depressed that almost all human life has been eradicated, but we choose more to focus on the wonders that Ooo has to offer. Wonders like the final human alive (Finn) and his awesome hat! And lookie, you can buy one for yourself now! You'll have to supply your own adventure, of course, but we know you'll find it. And if you just want to hug a little adventure (or act out some of your favorite scenes), pick up the 10 inch plush of Finn and Jake. We really recommend you get them all! Algebraic!
Adventure Time! - Mathematical!

Navitron Steampunk Wrist Compass and Sundial - Old school wrist tools

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When sailing in your airship, the last thing one wants to do is check the time on a digital watch. It just ruins the whole mood. So, next time you're out aviating and wonder what time it is, check your Navitron! It has a compass to help you find your direction, and then a pop-up gnomon will turn it into a sundial so you can tell the time. Plus, it's made of antiqued brass and leather for a real old-time look. It's also big enough to fit over your flight jacket, so you won't have to waste time pulling out your instruments. Time to set a course, first star on the right and... you know the rest.
Navitron Steampunk Wrist Compass and Sundial - Old school wrist tools

Star Wars Keyboard - Conquer the galaxy

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The galaxy is in turmoil and ripe for the taking, but are you quick and powerful enough to prevail? While the Force may be with you, we recommend a great gaming keyboard to truly kick some butt at Star Wars: The Old Republic (and any other MMOs you play). Ten dynamic adaptive tactile keys allow you to customize all your skills, macros, and hotkeys for faster accessibility. The multi-touch full-color LCD track-panel can be set to either respond to direct gesture input or display interactive information for an exciting new way to experience the game. (Or you can put your IMs on it so you don't have to tab out to chat!) With the Star Wars Keyboard, you'll have an absolute competitive advantage for taking your game to the next level.
Star Wars Keyboard - Conquer the galaxy

LEGO Lord of the Rings Sets - More great LEGO from Middle-earth

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Fight for dear life against the Ringwraiths on Weathertop. Defend the Fellowship in the Mines of Moria from orcs and the enormous cave troll. And play out that most epic of sieges, the Battle of Helm's Deep! These sets are filled with amazing minifigures and accessories, ideal for every Tolkien fan's collection. Mix these with other Lord of the Rings LEGO sets for even more amazing scenes.
LEGO Lord of the Rings Sets - More great LEGO from Middle-earth

LEGO Batman Sets - Battle Bane with LEGO

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With the new Batman movie out, we're pretty Bat-crazy right now. This means we've busted out our LEGO Batman playsets. The Batcave set comes with Bruce Wayne, Batman, Robin, Poison Ivy, and Bane, and features Bane's drill tank with spinning drill and dual flick missiles--and yes, even the Batcycle, also with dual flick missiles. Take your fight high above the streets of Gotham City with the Batwing Battle set. That one includes The Joker, too, for extra villainy!
LEGO Batman Sets - Battle Bane with LEGO

Organ Apron - Wear your insides

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This washable vinyl apron teaches wee geeks all about their internal body organs. The white apron has black outlines of the heart, lungs, liver, stomach, small intestine, large intestine, and kidneys. Match the outlines with the colorful fabric cutout of the organ and attach them to the apron with Velcro. The included teacher's guide has an introductory lesson about all the organs, individual lessons about each organ, and follow-up activities for your doctor-to-be.
Organ Apron - Wear your insides

8-Bit Sunglasses - 8-bit sun protection

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When the 8-bit sun is high in the 8-bit sky, and the 8-bit rays get in your 8-bit eyes, what's an 8-bit guy to do? Put on some 8-Bit Sunglasses, that's what! And, of course, they are perfect for 8-bit girls, too (we just used "guy" to continue the rhyme). 8-Bit Sunglasses are a simple, fun, awesome, and inexpensive way to show your love of all things 8-bit. Plus they protect your peepers from all them harmful UV rays the sun is sending off. Because even though we need its light and we need its heat, we also want to look 8-bit cool. Oh yeah.
8-Bit Sunglasses - 8-bit sun protection

AmmoMug - Nothing wakes you up like a gun shot

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Waking up in the morning can be a challenge, but there are two guaranteed ways to get your heart racing: one is downing 16 ounces of fresh hot coffee, and the other is gunfire in your immediate vicinity. Naturally, we don't advocate weapons fire in proximity to sleepers, but coffee served in a thermally insulated stainless steel tumbler shaped like a giant soft-point cartridge round? That's an option we can get behind! All the delicious caffeine-induced wakefulness without the side-effects of pressure-wave induced severe hearing damage! Hooray!
AmmoMug - Nothing wakes you up like a gun shot

Battlestar Galactica Coaster Set - Move yer frakkin' glass

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The Cylon base ship is here, and the Galactica is here, and the Viper Squadron will fly past these rings and... wait. Those aren't rings. Those are coffee stains on the Situation Room table! What the felgercarb is this? Were you born in a barn on Picon or something? Put your frakking coffee mug on this frakking coaster, or I'll bust you so far back you'll be scraping carbon scoring off Raptor engine baffles until we reach Earth! You read me, nugget?! Now let's get on with the mission plan.
Battlestar Galactica Coaster Set - Move yer frakkin' glass

Pair of Giant Googly Eyes - Everything's watching you!

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Everything looks better with big googly eyes. It's just that simple. And these are the biggest googly eyes we've ever found. Use the adhesive back to stick them permanently onto anything you want. Or do like we did: Use some of them repositionable sticky hangers (or poster putty) and you can move them from thing to thing, giving everything around you new life. Put 'em on your fridge, your car, your butt... ha... think about how funny your butt would look with big googly eyes! Okay, now stop thinking about your butt and start buying some big googly eyes. Your butt ain't gonna grow its own, ya know!
Pair of Giant Googly Eyes - Everything's watching you!

Uncharted Drake Play Arts Kai Deluxe Action Figure - Parkour to you!

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This amazing figure of Nathan Drake is imported from Japan and portrays him as he appears in Uncharted 3. As you'd expect of a parkour master, Drake is fully posable. His pants are made of a softer material so you can easily bend his legs to recreate poses from the game. Drake comes with an AK-47, .45 Defender, T-bolt Sniper, and two sets of hands (trigger and closed fists). The attention to detail in this figure is amazing. Everything is perfect, down to the dirt and stains on his clothes. Get your hands on Drake before he gets away!
Uncharted Drake Play Arts Kai Deluxe Action Figure - Parkour to you!

Ninja and Astronaut Morphsuits - Ultimate imagination play

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Wee geeks love to pretend. Morphsuits are costumes that take your geekling's imagination play to the next level. These super stretchy suits cover the entire body from head to toe, morphing what was once your kid into a fierce ninja or brave astronaut. The specially designed material allows for the wearer to see out, making it much safer than your standard costume mask. The Velcro hood removes easily, but if your ninja doesn't want to reveal her identity, she can drink water right through the fabric. Prepare for epic imagination play--and probably a not-so-lunar mission to the supermarket with a tiny astronaut.
Ninja and Astronaut Morphsuits - Ultimate imagination play

Chumbuddy Sleeping Bag - You're chum, buddy

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We thought we had made the Coolest Sleeping Bag ever with the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag. We still think so, but Chumbuddy is a close second. If you've ever dreamed of being eaten alive by a shark, now is your chance! The Chumbuddy Sleeping bag looks just like a giant shark and in order to sleep inside, you must slip your body deep into its belly. Will you return in the morning? Maybe. Will you be cozy and comfortable? Yes!
Chumbuddy Sleeping Bag - You're chum, buddy

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