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Happy Birthday, Sir - Take $10 off!

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It's a Shakespearean actor! It's a starship captain! It's a mutant professor! It's an Officer of the Order of the British Empire! It's a birthday boy! Join us in wishing a very happy 72nd birthday to Sir Patrick Stewart this Friday. Use code MADEITSO to take $10 off your $60+ order now through 11:59pm ET 7/15/12.
Happy Birthday, Sir - Take $10 off!

Summer Sale - Save up to 75% and don't go outside

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Beat the heat this summer by playing indoors! Rock out with Electronic Guitar Shirts for adults and kids (67% off). Roll a crit with your LED Flashing d20 (50% off) or have some apocalyptic fun with Zombie Fluxx (50% off). When you get hungry, bake a pizza and cut it with the U.S.S. Enterprise (sale price $17.01, of course). And if you must go out, how about a Blade Runner Umbrella (20% off) to shield you from the sun? Over 300 items are on sale, so go check 'em out.
Summer Sale - Save up to 75% and don't go outside

Portal 2 Lemon Grenade Mug - Drink your lemonade

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Oh, lab boys. In the attempt to make a combustible lemon, they made a vessel in which one could drink lemonade. The irony, it hurts us, Precious. This lemon grenade mug features the Aperture Science Combustible Lemons logo and will hold 12 ounces of your favorite beverage. It even comes in a genuine Aperture Science Combustible Lemon crate for safety. Well, as much safety as is in the budget, which isn't much.
Portal 2 Lemon Grenade Mug - Drink your lemonade

Ditch Modular Laptop/Bail Out Bag - Go-bag!

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For those days you just need to get out and go somewhere, you need a bag that will hold all of your stuff, from trail mix to iPad to the occasional weaponry in case you are suddenly thrown into a Hunger Games scenario. On first glance, Ditch is a soft, briefcase-style bag. But keep digging and you'll see all the pockets, fasteners, belts, and more. The Dupont Cordura exterior is just about indestructible, so it can go wherever you do, in any weather conditions.
Ditch Modular Laptop/Bail Out Bag - Go-bag!

Useless Box Kit - Turn it on

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This beautiful acrylic box has a switch on top. It's off, so you know what you must do. You turn it on, hear a motor whirr, and then the most unexpected thing happens: a little "finger" pops out and turns the box back off. And guess what? That's all the Useless Box does. You turn it on, so it can turn itself off. Sometimes it seems playful; sometimes it seems angry you woke it. But every time, it will make you smile. And best of all, you get to whip out your soldering iron and assemble the whole thing yourself. DIY uselessness FTW!
Useless Box Kit - Turn it on

Solar Turbine Steampunk Watch - A timepiece for the ages

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"I say, good sir. Do you have the time?" asked the man in a top hat, the brim of which rubbed against his dark green welder's goggles. The inventor, without looking up, folded his newspaper and retrieved his fob watch from his velvet-lined vest pocket, snapped the magnetic clasp open, and read the slowly spinning dial. "The temporal decay index reads approximately seven-and-thirty." He closed the fob watch with an audible click and added, "Good day to you, sir."
Solar Turbine Steampunk Watch - A timepiece for the ages

R2-D2 RC Watch - Wrist-mounted droid control

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Gone are the days when watches just told time. This watch doubles as a remote control for a tiny Artoo, who will zip around at the press of a button on your wrist. R2 clips to your keychain when not in use. Please promise us that if you have wizard powers and embiggen this R2 to Godzilla size, that you'll spare ThinkGeek HQ in your rampage across the US, okay? We're far too useful and adorable to be squashed by a giant droid.
R2-D2 RC Watch - Wrist-mounted droid control

Liara Bishoujo statue - She's only 106!

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If you gave in to Liara's fascination with Shep and embraced eternity with her, this statue is for you. Imported from Kotobukiya in Japan, this statue features doctor Liara T'Soni standing at the ready with her Phalanx. Wearing a black bodysuit and silver armor over her striking blue skin, Liara stands about 10 inches tall on her display base, keeping her eyes peeled for danger--or maybe Shep, who would be a much better sight. Even if this statue wasn't of a beautiful young alien, it would be stunning because of its amazing attention to detail. It's a must-have for fans of the Mass Effect games.
Liara Bishoujo statue - She's only 106!

Zombie Burbz iPad game - For iOS and Android

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In Zombie Burbz, Ed realizes too late that he's been mindlessly shuffling between work and home because he's undead. Now, instead of keeping up with the Joneses, he's having to fight off zombie-hating Joneses in what could only be described as a suburban nightmare. Trap zombie-hating humans with a stash-o'-cash and then attack them with burps and snotballs. The zombie figures included interact with the app, unlocking storylines and missions.
Zombie Burbz iPad game - For iOS and Android

Cardboard Safari Unicorn Trophy - Magical and recycled!

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This Unicorn Trophy is named Merlin, quite appropriately. A magical creature deserves a magical name. Laser cut for precision fit, you'll receive Merlin in a flat-pack box. Never fear, though! He's super easy to assemble and honestly, you can't expect us to just send you a trophy that you don't have to work for, do you? Merlin looks great in his natural white, but he takes well to paint if you'd like to fancy him up with colors and sparkles. The small-sized Merlin is perfect for a cubicle wall, while the medium looks mighty shiny in any room.
Cardboard Safari Unicorn Trophy - Magical and recycled!

Lord of the Rings LEGO Sets - Come to Middle-earth

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LEGO has done it again! Now we can lead the charge for Middle-earth. Have Gandalf the Grey mosey in on his cart to the Shire. Show Frodo and Samwise fighting off Shelob as the duplicitous Gollum watches. Get some Helm's Deep action in, with Rohan warriors clashing against vile Uruk-hai. Or mix and match--who wouldn't want to see Gandalf up against a bunch of Uruk-hai riding Shelob into battle! Every Tolkien fan will love the Lords of the Rings minifigures in these three sets.
Lord of the Rings LEGO Sets - Come to Middle-earth

Zombie Insurance Kit - Just in case

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We all know they're coming. But other than load up on Tactical Bacon and Superhammers, what can you do to protect yourself? Ok, so you could buy some rocket launchers or attack ferrets. But we're thinking about a different sort of protection. Insurance, if you will. Well, you're in luck! Each kit comes with proof of insurance, an insurance ID card, and a window sticker, so passing zombies know you're covered. Of course, this is really is just a gag gift. There is no insurance against the undead. But, at least you'll be smiling when they eat your brains!
Zombie Insurance Kit - Just in case

Incred-a-brew Direct Immersion Coffee Maker - A solo cup o' joe

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Can we all just agree that coffee is the best caffeine delivery method, ever? That leaves the question of the best method of coffee brewing: vacuum method, percolation, or manual drip? Nope. The best possible method of brewing coffee is the pour-over method, and we've found an easy way to do it just right for one cup: the Incred-a-brew Direct Immersion Coffee Maker. Simply scoop your favorite grounds into the large BPA-free chamber, pour over preheated filtered water at 198 to 204 degrees Fahrenheit, and let it steep for 3 to 5 minutes. Then rest the brewer onto your favorite mug and watch the patented release valve stream your fresh hot coffee through the filter, leaving the grounds behind--with no bitter sediment in your mug!
Incred-a-brew Direct Immersion Coffee Maker - A solo cup o' joe

Foam Fighters - Take to the skies!

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Appgear Foam Fighters let you fly into the action as a WWII fighter plane, taking on missions like dog fights, bombing runs, formation flying, and escorting units of soldiers. Should you be feeling social, play as Axis or Allied with up to eight of your friends over local wi-fi. The battles are based on real WWII battles and your attached plane flies, fights, and takes damage via your Android phone, iPhone, or iPod. Bombs away!
Foam Fighters - Take to the skies!

Iocane Powder Pint Glass - Clearly you can choose this glass

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There are warning labels on everything today. Jars of peanuts warn that they come from a factory that processes tree nuts. Decongestant warns you not to operate heavy machinery (presumably while asleep) after taking it. And this glass declares that contents may contain iocane powder. Finally, a use for all those years you spent building up an immunity.
Iocane Powder Pint Glass - Clearly you can choose this glass

Thor Hammer Cuff Bracelet - Double Mjolnir across your wrist!

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Looking for a way to say to the world that you are a strong woman with old-fashioned values and even older gods? Take on the symbol of the lightning god Thor with this Hammer Cuff Bracelet. This particular bracelet is a double-headed Mjolnir that stretches nearly all the way around your wrist. It features an intricate pattern across the cuff and 48 tiny rhinestones on each of the hammer heads for a bit of glitter when it catches the light. This is a solid cuff but has a bit of give if you're big-boned like a good Norse gal should be.
Thor Hammer Cuff Bracelet - Double Mjolnir across your wrist!

Doctor's Prescription Flask - It's Doctor's orders!

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The Doctor's Prescription Flask is your ticket to just a little bit of cheer in your fuddy-duddy workplace. This 7-ounce flask is printed to look like a prescription bottle so you can flash it to the HR Generalist and tell them that Dr. Koholic prescribed you one long sip of Boozemin every day at 3 pm. Really, it's doctor's orders.
Doctor's Prescription Flask - It's Doctor's orders!

X-Mini Kai Bluetooth Speaker - Our favorite, now wireless!

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Speakerphones suck. They're tinny, your caller can't hear you when they're talking, and when they do hear you, you sound like you're calling from the bottom of a well whilst talking through a pillow smashed against your face in a windstorm. So when we found the newest addition to the X-Mini family has integrated Bluetooth, we danced a merry jig! Not only do speakerphone calls sound crisp and clear, in full-duplex where caller and called can speak and hear simultaneously, it acts as an incredibly impressive speaker for your phone's music! All wirelessly!
X-Mini Kai Bluetooth Speaker - Our favorite, now wireless!

Zombie Bleeding Mutilated Target Dummies - Undead practice

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When the zombie apocalypse comes--and you know it's coming--preparation can mean the difference between life and unlife. One minute, you're a survivor, eeking out a meager existence on canned food and rainwater; the next, you're a shambling corpse with a taste for prions. You have to prepare to survive, and don't think you can just stockpile a bunch of shelf-stable food, reinforce your doors, get Zombie Insurance, and call yourself safe. No, you have to be a crack shot, too, and these targets are just what you need: lifesize, realistic zombie torsos, complete with dead hazy eyes and mottled grey skin. And when you shoot them, they bleed. You read that right: shoot these targets and they'll bleed. A few quick shots from your AR-15 and there'll be blood-soaked bits of zombie everywhere. Then you can go back to catching rainwater.
Zombie Bleeding Mutilated Target Dummies - Undead practice

TeaGo, The Mobile Tea Press - Tea anywhere!

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Nobody brews tea as well as you do at home. But you can't lug your tea press everywhere... or can you? The TeaGo is a small tea press that fits easily into bag, purse, or briefcase. Pack it with your favorite tea leaves in the morning and it will hold them in an airtight hug. All you need is a cup of steaming hot water and you'll have fresh-brewed tea just like at home. The bonus that'll make you gleeful? It's dishwasher safe, too!
TeaGo, The Mobile Tea Press - Tea anywhere!

iPieces iPad Air Hockey - Fits in any home!

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One of the things that fascinated us about our hometown arcade was the air hockey table, but until someone makes an air hockey table that converts into a bed, we're just not going to be able to fit a real one at home. So we found the next best thing: an app that turns your iPad into an air hockey table, complete with capacitive strikers. Download the free app, select the country you'd like to represent, and compete in a variety of tournaments against your family and friends.
iPieces iPad Air Hockey - Fits in any home!

Turntable Metal Wristwatch - Taking it old school

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The Turntable Metal Wristwatch captures the bygone-newcome era of vinyl records but slapping a turntable on your wrist. True to form, this looks exactly like a turntable down to the most minute details. Unfortunately, even if you have a tiny vinyl record from your dollhouse, it's not going to play on your watch. But it looks like it could, which is all that matters when you're out on the town.
Turntable Metal Wristwatch - Taking it old school

Aliens Colonial Marines Technical Manual - Your official guide

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The Aliens Colonial Marines Technical Manual is, in a word, amazeballs. We say this as fanboys and fangirls, but also because it is a quality book that was intriguing and entertaining from cover to cover. Tackling everything from weaponry to vehicles to the inner workings of the Weyland-Yutani corporation, this book is a must-have for fans of the Aliens franchise and also anyone interested in sci-fi military weapons and strategy.
Aliens Colonial Marines Technical Manual - Your official guide

Huggable Timmy Hooded Blanket - Monkey hugs

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With the Huggable Timmy Hooded Blanket, you can achieve monkey love with ease. When Timmy is in plush form, he is very huggable and squeezable and won't even complain if you call him George. Undo the Velcro strap and Timmy transforms into a hooded blanket that you can wrap around yourself like a cozy warm hug. With the hood on, you can pretend you are a very large monkey and break into the monkey cage at your local zoo. Actually, we suggest you don't do that last part.
Huggable Timmy Hooded Blanket - Monkey hugs

Social Media Shower Curtain - Friends with the fixtures

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Sure you sing in the shower, but it's high time you officially become the star of the shower. Nay, the star of your entire bathroom! All your friends have posted on your wall. There's a joke from the bath tub. (Dude thinks he's much funnier than he is.) You're friends with your toilet, so that's nice. Oh, and the shower head tagged you in a photo. Uh oh, that could be trouble. All your bathroom friends have come out to play on this shower curtain that is an homage to a certain social media site. Oh, and the profile pic area is see through, so it's always live updating! The only thing you'll have to think about is: how many of your REAL friends do you want seeing your wall?
Social Media Shower Curtain - Friends with the fixtures

SysAdmin Day is July 27 - The one contest to rule them all

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Like Sauron, SysAdmins see all. They have access to your work email. They keep the phones running, the site online, and the internet in a small black box on their desks. It's up to them whether they use those powers for good or evil--don't leave that to chance. Save yourself and nominate your favorite SysAdmin by 11:59pm ET on July 25, 2012! You could win a $250 gift certificate, and they could win a $1,000 ThinkGeek shopping spree and a Sauron Premium Format Figure by Sideshow Collectibles.
SysAdmin Day is July 27 - The one contest to rule them all

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