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Doctor Who Bathrobes - Even a Time Lord needs a break

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After a long journey through spacetime, you'll need a quick dip in the pool, a steam bath, and a good book. We all know that bowties are cool, but they're not exactly comfortable. The Doctor needs something soft as an Adipose, warmer than a Felinetta, and more relaxing than stasis in a Pandora box. Not that sitting in a Pandora's box is comfortable, per se... moving on. Our comfy Doctor Who Bathrobes come in two flavors: TARDIS and Time Lord.
Doctor Who Bathrobes - Even a Time Lord needs a break

Cosmonaut Capacitive Touch Stylus - A substantial stylus

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Sketching or doodling on a tablet feels so much more like sketching or doodling on a whiteboard with a marker. Why not design a stylus that mimics the form factor of an Expo marker? And so it was. The Cosmonaut is comfortable to hold whether you're 6 or 96 years old, and the tip is responsive and glides effortlessly over the screen. Designed and made in the USA, this stylus will become your favorite for note taking, doodling, and gaming on your portable devices.
Cosmonaut Capacitive Touch Stylus - A substantial stylus

Doctor Who in Your Pocket - Press button to exterminate

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Exterminating problem people is still illegal on Earth, so you'll have to make do with this fine keychain. Doctor Who in Your Pocket has exactly 6 buttons. Each of these buttons is tied to a phrase or sound effect from the Doctor Who TV series--most notably those belonging to the Daleks, Cybermen, K-9, and the sexy TARDIS herself. Press a button to exterminate that guy who cut you off. Upgrade your boss to one that knows exactly what he wants before assigning a project. And finally, vworp vworp vworp away in the TARDIS when life gets a little too much to bear.
Doctor Who in Your Pocket - Press button to exterminate

Magnetic Force Nail Polish - Physics phashion

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If you've ever played with a Wooly Willy, you know that iron filings plus a magnet equals a magnificent mustache. Since it's generally frowned upon for ladies to have magnificent mustaches, we've found another way to have fun with magnets: magnetic nail polish! Tiny iron filings in the nail polish move when exposed to the magnet hidden in the cap of the nail polish jar. No, they won't stand on end and give you fingernail stubble! The magnet shifts the iron filings around to create a stunning ripple effect. Experiment with the alignment of the magnet over each nail to see what fun designs you can make.
Magnetic Force Nail Polish - Physics phashion

Mass Effect Series 2 - Death to Reapers!

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Looking for a way to experience the sheer awesomeness of Mass Effect 3 at work, when you're far away from your gaming system of choice? Prepare for the Reaper invasion with Mordin, Miranda, Legion, and Garrus. Ranging from 6 2/3 inches to 7 1/4 inches tall, each figure is highly detailed and posable, so you can act out your favorite scenes from the game while you're listening to a boring webinar.
Mass Effect Series 2 - Death to Reapers!

Doctor Who Ceramic TARDIS Bank - Bigger money on the inside

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Remember the old days when piggy banks were ceramic and made the most delightful noise when you shook them? The Doctor went back in time to gather some of those piggy banks, shot them with the sonic screwdriver, and produced these ceramic TARDIS banks. Each is about 4 inches tall and you'd be surprised just how much money fits inside!
Doctor Who Ceramic TARDIS Bank - Bigger money on the inside

The Hunger Games Lunch Box - You'll need your energy

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Today's lunch includes Basil-Wrapped Goat Cheese, Roasted Parsnips, Apple-Smoked Groosling Turkey, and a slice of rich, decadent Capitol-Grade Dark Chocolate Cake. If you're training to kill others in mortal combat or just need some energy to get through the day at school or work, pack your provisions in this Hunger Games lunch box. It features the burning Mockingjay symbol on the front and on the thermos inside. With a box like this, the lunch will always be in your favor.
The Hunger Games Lunch Box - You'll need your energy

iPhone Lens Filter - Who needs an app?

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Get outta here, Instagram! With the iPhone Lens Filter case, you can create your own special effects and filters with no software or app necessary. Just slide your iPhone 4 or 4S into the case, dial up the desired effect, and shoot to your heart's content. The Filter Turret has nine different options, including dual image, triple image, quadruple image, macro, and colored filters.
iPhone Lens Filter - Who needs an app?

Handmade Leather Wings with Harness - For the Dragonborn

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You can pick up fairy wings at your local costume superstore. They're pastel and flimsy and made of lots of fibers not found in nature. And if that's your thing, then, hey, more power to you. But us, we were looking for something more substantial. So when we found these leather wings, individually handmade by an artisan in Seattle, we knew we had to have them. They have a flexible wire frame that runs down the "fingers," which makes them shapeable so when your dragon or bat form takes flight, it's uniquely yours.
Handmade Leather Wings with Harness - For the Dragonborn

Retro Artwork as seen on Big Bang Theory - Bazinga!

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Looking to deck out your domicile to match the geek chic of Sheldon and Leonard's apartment? First, arrange your breakfast cereals in order by fiber content. You'll never know when you'll have a Big Bran day. Second, you'll want to snatch up these posters that exactly match the ones seen on set. Captain Future "Wizard of Science" hangs in Sheldon's bedroom, and the advertising poster for Petre Devos Flemish beer is seen on the wall of Leonard & Sheldon's kitchen.
Retro Artwork as seen on Big Bang Theory - Bazinga!

BACtrack Digital Breathalyzer - Know your limits

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The BACtrack Digital Breathalyzer is a compact unit that fits on your keychain, in your bag, or in a purse. Flip the folding mouthpiece, blow, and see your estimated blood alcohol level instantly on the screen in big LED digits. Three optional mouthpieces are also included if you want to test multiple people. Take BACtrack on the town whenever you're out partying. Be sure to check your local laws for the legal limit near you--but seriously, just get a designated driver or call a cab, okay? Timmy needs you in his geek army!
BACtrack Digital Breathalyzer - Know your limits

NeuroSky Mindwave Mobile - Kill with your brain

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Just kidding! Using the NeuroSky Mindwave Mobile will not give you the supersoldier powers of River Tam, but it is crazy fun. Mindwave Mobile is the world's least expensive research-grade EEG headset available. It interfaces with mobile devices (iOS and Android) and your desktop computer, and it can be used to play a variety of games, brain trainers, and educational apps. Can you control a game with only the power of your mind?
NeuroSky Mindwave Mobile - Kill with your brain

Mt. Fuji-Kun Plush - Oh, Japan

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This item is so very Japanese. What other country would make a plush version of their most famous mountain and then give it an adorable face? If you've always wanted to hug Mt. Fuji, now is your chance. This adorable pillow is super soft and snuggly and makes an excellent nap companion. Embroidered sakura blossoms drift on the breeze on the back side.
Mt. Fuji-Kun Plush - Oh, Japan

Dark Crystal Shirts - As was prophesied

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Imagine a scene, if you will, with us. Two small figures stand before a towering wall which is inscribed with runes but also covered with brambles and moss, as if abandoned for a long time. The small figure with the dark hair reads the glyphs aloud, "When shirt designs for movie fun / What was licensed and print run / Shall be sold, their fibers spun / By ThinkGeek hand or else by none." What does it mean? Could it be the prophecy that ThinkGeek would have Dark Crystal apparel offerings has been fulfilled? You'll have to click to find out.
Dark Crystal Shirts - As was prophesied

Bobino Slim Pen - Howdy, Slim

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Bobino Slim is a pen designed for the Wild West of traveling with an old fashioned pen and notebook. Whether you're keeping your day planner close at hand or carrying a Moleskine to jot down ideas for your next novel, Bobino Slim is there for you. At just 4mm thick, you'll barely notice he's there, snug in his docking tab affixed inside your favorite notebook's back cover. But just a note: while the pen is mightier than the sword, you might want to bring a gun to that gun fight at high noon.
Bobino Slim Pen - Howdy, Slim

Bazinga Board Game - The Party Game

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Ever played the party game Apples to Apples? Ever wished there were less cards that referenced things you don't care about and more cards about geeky things? The Big Bang Theory Bazinga Game is just that! Cards include pop culture references, hypothetical social situations, and more. Bazinga Cards add chaos, as you expect a Bazinga to do. The Big Bang Theory Party Game includes 325 Game Cards, 60 Points Game Tiles, 6 Card Sleeves, and a Rulebook.
Bazinga Board Game - The Party Game

Bluewave Bluetooth Audio Receiver - For iPhone & Android

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Ever been bummed out when you found a totally awesome speaker dock that only worked for that other phone? You know, the one you don't have. The Bluewave Bluetooth Audio Receiver is an adapter that converts any iPhone Speaker Dock into a wireless speaker system compatible with iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, Android, Windows Phone, and Blackberry! You don't even need to dock your device: just walk in range and your tunes will happily blast forth from the speaker dock.
Bluewave Bluetooth Audio Receiver - For iPhone & Android

Brix Calculator - Can you build it?

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Building math skills can be tough for wee geeks and adults alike, so why not make it a little more fun and whimsical with the Brix Calculator? This beauty looks just like your favorite building blocks, except each connector is a button. You can't build it into your LEGO castle, but you can use it to calculate how many bricks you'll need to get your tower high enough to defend against the White Walkers.
Brix Calculator - Can you build it?

MondoHub 28 Port USB 2.0/3.0 Hub - Mondo power

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Is your menagerie of USB powered devices getting a little too big for the britches of your current hub? Never fear, MondoHub is here with 28 ports. Unlike many other USB hubs, the MondoHub features 4 SuperSpeed USB ports and is great for charging your devices or transferring data. The case is compact and durable, reduces cable clutter, and has automatic overcurrent protection and power switches for each port.
MondoHub 28 Port USB 2.0/3.0 Hub - Mondo power

Kato Tactical Mini-Messenger for iPad - Extreme iPadding

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If you'll be taking your iPad into extreme conditions like outdoor adventures, war, or the zombie apocalypse, Kato is your bag. Made of padded and quilted durable DuPont Cordura, it'll protect your device from hazards in the field. With modular MOLLE web field, a large side pouch with MOLLE & accessory loop, and additional MOLLE areas on front and sides, it'll hold your holster, mag pouches, and more. Who says you can't have brawn and brains?
Kato Tactical Mini-Messenger for iPad - Extreme iPadding

Mass Effect 3: M-8 Avenger Assault Rifle Precision Prop Replica

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Look at your wall. Notice what's missing? The Mass Effect 3 M-8 Avenger assault rifle. While the real thing won't be available for around another 170 years, you can get this life-size replica now! No Mass Effect enthusiast's collection is complete without this amazing work of art. At 34 inches long and a whopping 20 pounds, this piece will make all your friends blue with envy.
Mass Effect 3: M-8 Avenger Assault Rifle Precision Prop Replica

InPulse Smartphone Notification Watch - Slap on a Smartwatch

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Tired of getting yelled at for paying more attention to your phone than your family or friends? With InPulse for Android and Blackberry, you can relax and fully pay attention to the world around you and the people in it, knowing that your watch will page you if anything important is happening. Much like a tiny wrist-bound butler, InPulse will give you a gentle reminder if something on your phone requires your immediate attention. You can program your watch to vibrate or show alerts for specific high profile issues, like your boss or babysitter calling. You can even program your own apps!
InPulse Smartphone Notification Watch - Slap on a Smartwatch

Crosley Ranchero Retro iPhone Radio - Old meets new

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Why all the fascination with Retro? Is it purely nostalgia, or is there something deeper? Do clean lines, high-gloss, and uncomplicated controls remind us of a simpler age, or is there something timeless about it? We're not sure, but somehow, piping Dean Martin through this gorgeous radio makes him sound cooler, if that's even possible. So, put up your wingtips, dock your iPod, and stream your favorite Pandora station while you enjoy your bourbon and Chesterfields. Maybe a wheatgrass shot and some yoga instead--not everything old is awesome.
Crosley Ranchero Retro iPhone Radio - Old meets new

Crosley Revolution Ultraportable Record Player - Portable vinyl

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The warm sound of a diamond sapphire needle scratching against vinyl grooves is arguably superior to the cold reproduction of bits streaming at 128kbps. Wouldn't it be cool if you could carry those warm tones as easily as your iPod? We're not going to get quite that small, but this is as portable as a record player gets. Barely bigger than the label on an LP, the Revolution goes where you go, and cranks the music anywhere! Whether you're pulling from the back of the bin, or one of those new printings, your tunes will sound great!
Crosley Revolution Ultraportable Record Player - Portable vinyl

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