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Nyuk nyuk. Sorry, Timmy made us say that. Father's Day is fast approaching on June 17th, so it's time to celebrate the guy who gave you half your genetic code. Whether your Dad is a grilling geek, outdoors geek, DIY geek, zombie-slaying geek, or anything in between, we've got the goods to make a grown man squee.

And if you're suffering from analysis paralysis, we can help! Check out our Father's Day Gift Tin stuffed with our favorite Dad-approved items.

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Take $10 Off - Save on Dad's gift

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Father's Day is June 17th, and if you want to be the MVO (Most Valued Offspring) you'd better act fast before a pesky sibling snatches up the gift you wanted to give Dad. Of course, there's no trophy for being MVO, but if you use code DADSFAVE, you can take $10 off your $60+ order now through 11:59pm ET 6/7/12.
Take $10 Off - Save on Dad's gift

Honor thy GeekDad - Win $1,000 spree and 3D Printer!

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We're willing to bet the GeekDad in your life is one of a kind, and you'd never want to replace him--not that you could with current technology, anyways--but you can get one step closer with a 3D Printer! Honor your uniquely geeky patriarch this Father's Day with our Most Ultimate GeekDad Giveaway (So Far) prize pile, which includes a fabbster 3D Printer, a $1,000 ThinkGeek shopping spree, a 32GB ASUS Transformer TF300T Tablet with keyboard dock, and much more!
Honor thy GeekDad - Win $1,000 spree and 3D Printer!

Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives - Arm yourself

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Stab and slash those zombies dead with KA-BAR Zombie Killer Knives. Small, quiet, and easy to use, knives are the ultimate anti-zombie weapon for those trying to keep a low profile. Aim for the eye socket and drive the blade straight through the brain to put down even the most ornery undead. These knives feature black steel blades and Toxic Green handles. Choose the one that suits your fighting style or nab the whole set at a discount to arm your family.
Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives - Arm yourself

Stake Grilling Multi Tool - Grip it, flip it, serve it

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Make Dad the star of the cookout with the Stake Grilling Multi Tool. This all-in-one BBQ tool transforms from spatula to fork to tongs and back again. The smooth leaf spring mechanism makes the tongs easy to control so you can flip burgers, grip chicken legs, and spike sausages without breaking a sweat. The handles can be locked together in a quick motion, enabling you to flip the nearest burger before it's too late. And, possibly the coolest feature, stab a hot dog with the fork and then slide the fork back into Stake, pushing the dog on to the nearest bun without touching it.
Stake Grilling Multi Tool - Grip it, flip it, serve it

Coffee Joulies - Keeps hot coffee hotter longer

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The only problem with coffee is the temperature. Right out of the coffee maker, it's blazing hot--perhaps too hot to drink. Dropping ice cubes in will cool things down considerably, but once cooled down to the proper drinking temperature, it keeps cooling until it becomes tepid and unpalatable. Coffee Joulies are designed to absorb that first initial spike of heat, cooling your coffee to the proper temperature, and slowly release it back into your drink to keep it at the proper temperature longer. When coupled with a good insulated mug, the effect can last for hours!
Coffee Joulies - Keeps hot coffee hotter longer

Kebo One-Handed Bottle Opener - One hand, one bottle

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Ah, the lever, one of our six favorite simple machines. We can use the lever to lift heavy objects, to teeter to someone else's totter, and to open bottles. This is the real reason Archimedes claimed to be able to move the world with a lever: he had already enjoyed a few open bottles, if you get what we're cooking. But humankind isn't content to hold a bottle with one hand and use a lever to open it with the other. NAY! We want a bottle opener that uses the power of the lever but can be used with the same hand that holds the bottle. The Kebo does just that. Just squeeze and you'll be enjoying a cold beverage in no time. You're welcome.
Kebo One-Handed Bottle Opener - One hand, one bottle

Darth Vader and Son - Dad and the Dark Side

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In a parallel world, Darth Vader is an ordinary dad. Sure he happens to also be a Dark Lord of the Sith, but little 4 year old Luke Skywalker doesn't care. Luke still wants to play in the trash compactor, make bubbles in his blue milk, and splash in puddles on Dagobah. What's a dad to do? Each page of this book is a comic illustrating oh-so-common parental hurdles but applied to Darth Vader and Luke. This book is perfect for the father, son, Jedi, Padawan, Sith Master, Apprentice, or Star Wars fan in your life. And when Darth claps as Luke gets a medal, we bet you'll tear up a little, too.
Darth Vader and Son - Dad and the Dark Side

DC Comics Bathrobes - Superhero(in)es need loungewear, too

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What do Superman, Wonder Woman, and Batman do on their days off? Superman heads to his Fortress of Solitude to be sullen, Wonder Woman pranks the FAA with her invisible jet, and Batman, well, he doesn't allow himself days off. Downtime is as rare as a superhero, so when those lazy days actually happen, loungewear is required attire. Nothing short of super-soft terrycloth will do, and Brainiac, Baroness von Gunther, and the Joker will just have to wait until proper relaxation is achieved--even if it's the end of the world. Again.
DC Comics Bathrobes - Superhero(in)es need loungewear, too

T-Rex Hunter's Trophy - A winner is you

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You know what winning is? We have a gorram T-Rex on our wall. That's right. We went back in time and killed the mightiest carnivore known to man... or well, known to dinosaurs since men weren't around back then. How did we do it? Sorry Sweetie, a time traveler never tells her secrets. Unfortunately, on the trip back through time to the present day, the head shrunk a bit from its original size, but all the majesty and ferocity is still there. Hang it up in your home or office to proclaim that you are the mightiest of hunters.
T-Rex Hunter's Trophy - A winner is you

WeWood Jupiter Watch - Wear a watch, save a tree

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The WeWood Jupiter Watch is made of 100% natural wood, saved from scraps from the flooring industry that would otherwise be destroyed. The watch features a wood case, bracelet, and dial. It's the perfect gift for someone who is environmentally conscious or who is allergic to other watch materials. Best of all, WeWood plants a tree for each watch purchased.
WeWood Jupiter Watch - Wear a watch, save a tree

SOG PowerAssist Multi-Tool - The king of multitools

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Black Oxide finish, 2 wicked blades, 11 other tools, and it cuts through titanium? Did we mention there's an option for a C4 punch? Yeah, this multitool is a beast. Just about every multitool begins with a pair of pliers and integrated wire cutters. The SOG stands out here with their patented Compound Leverage design and the strength of their stainless. As a test, we took a titanium spork and used the cutters to slice through the handle. Not a scratch on the cutters but wow did it make short work of the titanium!
SOG PowerAssist Multi-Tool - The king of multitools

Office Ninja Blowgun Set - For ninja training

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All office ninjas need training. And once they're all trained up, they need to practice, practice, practice. Time to work on your own ninja skills with this blowgun set. Two quick-assemble blowguns (one red, one blue), a bunch of darts for each (also red and blue), and a styrofoam target. So that means you and a friend can hone your ninja blowgun skills, compete to see who is the better blower, or--if you have two powerful air holes--shoot two blowguns at once. Seriously, though, this kit is super fun and a great way to relieve boredom in your office as you secretly train up yer ninja skillz.
Office Ninja Blowgun Set - For ninja training

MicroStylus Compact Capacitive Touch Stylus - That's a stylus?

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Woe are we, the clumsy, the fat-fingered. We can't even pick up the right letter from our rack in Words with Friends. Woe, woe, woe. No more! The MicroStylus Jack is the tiny stylus that will have you texting with the skill of a middle schooler on Red Bull. Precision machined from aircraft grade aluminum, the MicroStylus has a soft silicone tip that gives you the edge for texting, drawing, emailing, or gaming. Best of all, it pops into your headphone jack and stays safe and secure when not in use.
MicroStylus Compact Capacitive Touch Stylus - That's a stylus?

Doctor Who Mini Figure Set of 11 Doctors - Collect them all!

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We actually had to get 2 of these sets: the first one we're going to keep in the box where the 11 Doctors are nicely displayed inside a cardboard TARDIS. Photos and descriptions of each Doctor are printed on the inside of the TARDIS doors. The second set we opened up so we could put the Doctors in our LEGO castle and make him fight the Joker alongside Batman in our DC Comics playset. Tiny sonic screwdrivers and attention to the little details make this set worth every penny.
Doctor Who Mini Figure Set of 11 Doctors - Collect them all!

Star Trek Beach Towels - Perfect for off-world shore-leave

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When travelling to the pleasure-planet of Risa, there are three things you need to monitor. One: Displaying a horga'hn might get you more attention than you want. Two: Beware of Ferengi bearing gifts. Three: Sand fleas on the Suraya Bay beaches bite! If you plan on enjoying any Risian beaches this interval, make sure you bring your Starfleet issue beach towel. Not only will they protect you from the sand fleas, they're also emblazoned with your rank, and department insignia and colors. Let other Starfleet personnel recognize you when you're, ahem, out of uniform. Make it so.
Star Trek Beach Towels - Perfect for off-world shore-leave

Limited Edition Star Wars Moleskine 2013 Planners - Plan your future

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Even though Star Wars was in a galaxy far, far away where they had spaceships and all that, they still were also long, long ago. And we know about people long ago--they used paper and stuff to write down their appointments. Well, now you can, too, just like Luke and Leia and Han. And you get two sizes and two styles to mix and match your perfect 2013 planner: Small or Large and Weekly or Daily. Not only is each themed with a Star Wars cover and interior quotes, but you also get a mini Star Wars address book and postcard. May the Force be with you, 365 days a year.
Limited Edition Star Wars Moleskine 2013 Planners - Plan your future

Fisher Space Pen - Upside-down, underwater, or zero-gravity!

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Urban legend states that NASA approached Paul Fisher to design a pen that can write in zero-gravity because graphite dust and wood are flammable and fire is a really, really bad thing in a pressurized high oxygen environment. Truth is Fisher presented NASA with these pens and asked them to try 'em out. Both NASA and the Russian space agency now use Fisher Space Pens in their orbital missions! What's more, it'll write for precisely 30.7 miles, or 48.15 kilometers. Neat, eh? Yay, space!
Fisher Space Pen - Upside-down, underwater, or zero-gravity!

Butterfly Knife Styled Bottle Opener - Slick bartender tricks

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The Butterfly Knife Style Bottle opener looks just like a butterfly (or Balisong) knife and it can do all the same tricks you can do with a butterfly knife. Except it opens bottles! Try THAT, butterfly knife! This bottle opener is made of food grade, high quality stainless steel and guaranteed never to rust, no matter how many frosty bottles you pop open with it.
Butterfly Knife Styled Bottle Opener - Slick bartender tricks

FieldCandy Space Tent - OMG, it's full of stars

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When we pitched this tent at ThinkGeek HQ, it was an awe-inspiring moment. It is just so darn beautiful. Luckily, while it is full of stars (at least the flysheet is!), entering the tent will not transport you to a faraway star system. From limited edition artwork, to extremely heavy duty construction, to the comfortable and spacious inner tent with storage, this tent is pretty much a camper's dream. Click on through to read about all the features: there are just too many to list here!
FieldCandy Space Tent - OMG, it's full of stars

Launch Pad Mil-Spec iPad Sleeve - Take your iPad to war

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The Launch Pad Mil-Spec iPad Sleeve is made of durable Cordova with generous quilted interior padding colored like the interiors of transport aircraft. It features high-quality recessed velcro closures and a unique security-closure on the front with a removable shock-cord elastic to keep your iPad and stuff safely inside, while two grommeted and filtered air vents provide ventilation to keep your iPad cool. A mil-spec corner steel triangle ring lets you clip on a carabiner, keychain, or wrist loop. What more could you want in an iPad case?
Launch Pad Mil-Spec iPad Sleeve - Take your iPad to war

Doctor Who TARDIS Beach Towel - Even a Time Lord needs a towel

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Nearly immortal, a Time Lord will spend a fair portion both in immediate danger and trying to relax after fighting off said danger. Time Lords also know the best places to spend their vacation. The Sapphire Waterfalls on Midnight, for example, are spectacular--just make sure you wear a lot of sunscreen. SPF UVA Billion, if you have it. Our Doctor Who TARDIS Beach Towel appears to be a cloth version of the good Doctor's police box. Ours, unfortunately, lacks a time vortex, so it won't take you to Midnight. You'll have to find your own transport.
Doctor Who TARDIS Beach Towel - Even a Time Lord needs a towel

PadManila Leather Sleeve For iPad - Premium office envelope

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If you love winding the red string around interoffice envelopes, you're going to want to get your hands on PadManila. Made of premium waterproof leather, this high-end sleeve is padded with soft velour and features a finely crafted stitch finish. Heat vents keep your iPad from overheating and a V-neck cutaway lets you easily retrieve your iPad from its cozy den. Just a warning: If, like us, you get a little addicted to winding the red string around the leather winders, don't bring your PadManila to meetings. You'll space out and then look really dumb when you have to ask your boss to repeat herself because you weren't listening.
PadManila Leather Sleeve For iPad - Premium office envelope

Cloak Camera Bag - Photos from inside the bag

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You decided to graduate from your iPhone and Instagram and you've bought yourself a shiny, beautiful, expensive SLR. Your next step should be to get a camera bag that can protect your new investment. Let us present the Cloak. Half-bag, half-cape, and full-on awesome, the Cloak is lightweight, durable, and water-resistant. Unzip the edges of Cloak and it transforms into a cape. Fold in the bottom panel and your lens is cleared for shooting. Your hands can fit inside to fiddle with all the settings as you prepare for the perfect shot.
Cloak Camera Bag - Photos from inside the bag

Marvel Comics Bathrobes - Your friendly neighborhood Spider, man

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Spider-Man is no slacker. He doesn't sleep in, covet Persian rugs, or drink white russians. He fights crime. That's pretty much it. On his rare moments off the clock, Spidey likes a mani-pedi, cucumber facial, and a deep tissue massage--is Jennifer Walters busy? Off comes the spandex tights, and on comes the 100% terry cloth bathrobe. Instantly there's nobody trying to take over the world, no intergalactic menace, just peace and quiet, rest and blessed relaxation. And mimosas. Perhaps two.
Marvel Comics Bathrobes - Your friendly neighborhood Spider, man

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