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Show your Geek Pride - Get a button, save $10

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Geek Pride Day is May 25th, commemorating the release anniversary of Star Wars: A New Hope, Towel Day, and the Glorious 25 May all in one day. Thus, we demand you dress like a Jedi (or Sith, your choice), wear a towel, carry a hard-boiled egg--and wear our free Geek Pride Day button! All orders will receive a free button while supplies last, and you can use code GEEKSRULE to take $10 off your $60+ order, good through 11:59pm ET May 11.
Show your Geek Pride - Get a button, save $10

Fruit Ninja Plush with Sound - Splat!

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For fans of the mobile game Fruit Ninja, we present these cute, noisy, and fun plush. Choose Strawberry, Green Apple, or Pineapple, each with an adorable slice for a smile and wearing a Fruit Ninja bandana. Or get the Bomb, ready to explode and create the fastest fruit salad ever. In Zen mode? Just get the fruit and leave the bombs in our warehouse. We're pretty sure we've outlawed bringing swords to work there. (Note to self: check warehouse policy re: swords.)
Fruit Ninja Plush with Sound - Splat!

Doctor Who Blind Boxed Mini Figs - Mini Who

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Tired of your average LEGO minifigs? Check out these Doctor Who mini figures from Character Building. Each fully articulated action figure is sealed in the Pandorica a secret bag, so you'll never know what you'll get. The first set contains 10 unique figures: Eleventh Doctor in Blue Shirt, Eleventh Doctor in Brown Jacket, Amy Pond, Weeping Angel (Calm Face), Weeping Angel (Gonna-Get-You Face), Cyberman, Red Dalek, Blue Dalek, Smiler (Angry Face), and Silurian General Restac.
Doctor Who Blind Boxed Mini Figs - Mini Who

New Ice Cube Trays - Sumer is icumen in!

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Don't go cuckoo with boring ice cubes this summer--we've got one for every occasion. Those throwing an intergalactic party can have ice in the shape of Han Solo in Carbonite, R2-D2, the Millennium Falcon, and X-Wing Fighter. Prefer a more gross and deadly space party? How about some Big Chap ice cubes and Alien eggs made of Jell-O? And finally, if all these themed things aren't your style, Polar Ice will make crystal clear ice cubes perfect for a classy affair.
New Ice Cube Trays - Sumer is icumen in!

Mo-Tool Wood Inlay Axe - No mo' problems

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We got 99 problems, but a tool ain't one. The Mo-Tool Axe is quite possibly the handsomest multitool in your zombie survival arsenal. It's an axe, hammer, wrench, knife, can opener, wire cutter, file, and pliers all in one. There's even a handsome handcrafted red oak handle that'll look even better with the blood of a few zombies rubbed into it. Until the zombies come, we'll be hanging this bad boy from our belts for all our summer camping trips.
Mo-Tool Wood Inlay Axe - No mo' problems

Avengers Cologne Set - Avengers Smell-semble!

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Captain America. Thor. The Incredible Hulk. Iron Man. What do these dudes all have in common? Well, yeah, they ARE all part of an awesome superhero team. And sure, they are in a super big hit movie now and all that. But the answer we were looking for is: they all smell great! And now you can have a cologne super team with a bottle of each of these 4 heroic scents. From the reserved and sexy Patriot to the woody citrus of SMASH, you'll have the perfect scent for whatever your mood is. And all 4 of these colognes are the perfect scent for justice!
Avengers Cologne Set - Avengers Smell-semble!

Light Up Candy Lightsaber - Lick the Force!

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We hired a candy company to distill the Force into a sugary sweet that could be lapped up like morning dew on the side of an X-Wing Fighter. If you're a Star Wars fan fueled by sugar, you're going to love the Light up Candy Lightsaber. These lightsabers are the perfect size for a Force-filled snack. Choose your weapon: Luke's blue, Vader's red, or Yoda's green saber. Press the button on the hilt to light up the blade. It's surprisingly bright! It's almost too sweet to eat, but we'll let you make that decision.
Light Up Candy Lightsaber - Lick the Force!

LEGO Storage Bricks - When geeks play house

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It seems that geek houses are always full of toys and games, regardless of whether any children live there. And if you have an awesome geek house full of toys and games, what better way to store things than inside ginormous LEGO bricks? These bricks come in three sizes (2, 4, and 8) and the standard LEGO colors of yellow, red, and blue. Open them up and toss in your D&D miniatures, puzzle pieces, and random toys and stuff. Then close them and stack them up high or slide them down low under the nearest bed.
LEGO Storage Bricks - When geeks play house

Scizza Pizza Cutter - Cleanly cut pizza

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You can't reinvent the wheel, but you can reinvent the pizza wheel. Scizza combined precision-ground blades with a nylon spatula to create the ultimate pizza-cutting tool. Use Scizza just like scissors: the nylon spatula will protect your bakeware while the sharp blades will slice through the pie, leaving all the toppings right where you want them. You can even use Scizza to serve the slices by pinching the slice gently between the blades. It's a pizza lover's dream tool.
Scizza Pizza Cutter - Cleanly cut pizza

Rutaesomn De-Caffeinating Chill Pill - Thanks, science!

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If you are like us, you spend all day sucking down the caffeine to stay awake. But did you know it can take up to 12 hours for that caffeine to leave your system? That's why it's so hard to go to bed after a caffeine-y day. That's why we love Rutaesomn. It's an all-natural ingredient that accelerates how fast your body metabolizes caffeine. Take one 2-4 hours before you want to be asleep, and it'll burn off all the excess caffeine by bed time. Then you can have some really restful rest for a change. And if you sleep better, you might not need as much caffeine the next day to get going. Nah.
Rutaesomn De-Caffeinating Chill Pill - Thanks, science!

iPhone Camera Style Case - Turn your phone into a camera

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Don't miss out on a picture-perfect moment again. The Gizmon iCA iPhone System has the appearance and texture of a sweet vintage camera and it turns your iPhone into one as well! Made of super tough polycarbonate, this case cradles your iPhone while the real shutter button clicks away! Take pictures like a pro and be the hero of your Facebook feed, Twitter stream, or Tumblr... tumblr.
iPhone Camera Style Case - Turn your phone into a camera

Maximizer 60 Spitball Blaster - The future of spitballs

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Gone are the days of wadding up a bit of paper in your mouth and blowing them through a straw. Today, if you want to shoot a spitball at someone, you need to do it in style. The Maximizer is just the weapon for you. Each round is like a little paper bullet. Wet them and load 8 into the magazine. Then, slingshot-style, fire them one after another at your intended target. Great for decorating windows, cars, buildings, and for really messy office warfare. And each soft splay bullet is biodegradable, so no worries about destroying the outdoors. Use the Maximizer for your spitball firings, and save your own spit for other things. Important things.
Maximizer 60 Spitball Blaster - The future of spitballs

Solar Guitar Tuner - Nothing's worse than off-key

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The sign at the music store clearly reads, "No Stairway." Not because the song sucks, but because the guitar's probably not in tune. Nobody wants a classic destroyed because of a few off Hz in frequency. Our new guitar tuner will always work. It'll never run out of battery because it's solar powered. So sensitive are our photovoltaics, they'll run off of the ambient light in a normal room. Pluck a string, it'll autodetect which string you're trying to tune, and you can pitch as you need to. Stairway is in A minor; don't play it in G#. Trust us--it sucks.
Solar Guitar Tuner - Nothing's worse than off-key

Electromagnetically Shrunken Quarter - When forces collide

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Take an ordinary quarter. Wrap that coin in loops of copper wire, and blast a lightning bolt through the wire. The wire generates a huge electromagnetic field which induces a current and an opposing field in the metal coin. In a hundredth of a second, those fields press into each other which causes the wire to explode violently and the quarter to crush to the size of a dime. It's the same mass, just crushed in all dimensions. Pretty cool! We offer to you one of those dime-sized quarters, crushed by the irresistible force of Science!
Electromagnetically Shrunken Quarter - When forces collide

Retro Duo Portable NES/SNES Game System - Crush some Koopas

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The Retro Duo Portable Game System is pretty much the dream configuration for any retro gamer. Not only can you play solo, but it also hooks up to full-sized televisions as well. It comes with two extension controllers enabling tag-team, two-player gaming, and the extension controllers work with the embedded screen on the main unit or the TV-out display. Play Super Mario Kart head-to-head in the backseat or in the basement on the big screen!
Retro Duo Portable NES/SNES Game System - Crush some Koopas

UCube Digital USB Speakers - Stylish and portable

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At 3.25 inches square, UCube is ultra portable and hardly take up any space on your desk. These USB-powered speakers look great so no one will ask you why there are tiny alien spaceships trying to make off with your monitor. In addition, the speakers are completely detachable from the hefty aluminum stands so you can go with a totally minimal footprint.
UCube Digital USB Speakers - Stylish and portable

Andru USB Phone Charger - Droid power!

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Finally, we have a cute accessory just for Android geeks! Andru is made especially for Android phones, although he won't complain if you use him to charge other USB devices. Plug your USB device into his noggin and then plug his feet into the nearest power strip or outlet. He'll happily stand by while your device charges and let you pose his arms and tousle his antennae.
Andru USB Phone Charger - Droid power!

Panic Button Light Switch Replacement - RED ALERT!

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There's nothing that beckons more than a big shiny candy-like red button. It begs to be pressed--nay, smashed! When the virus is accidentally released? Smack the big red button. When you need to shut down the core? Smack the big red button. When there's a hull breach, and you have to seal the compartment? Smack the big red button! It's a ubiquitous trope in most modern sci-fi, and now you can replace your room's light switches with a big red button! Smack it! Before the test subjects kill us all!
Panic Button Light Switch Replacement - RED ALERT!

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