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April is a month of space-related celebrations: Thursday is Yuri's Night, which celebrates milestones of space exploration, as well as the 31st anniversary of the first launch of the Space Shuttle Columbia. And just five days later, Discovery will be arriving at the National Air & Space Museum just down the street from ThinkGeek HQ. (We'll be playing hooky that day. Will you?)

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$10 off $60+ orders - Party for space!

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After April Fool's Day, our favorite April holiday is Yuri's Night, when we get to don our fanciest space-related attire and party in the name of astronomy. The best part? If we're looking for new friends who like video games too, we need only ask, "What's your favorite thing about space?" If the answer is "Space," we have a winner. You can be a winner too and take $5 off $30+ orders or $10 off $60+ orders with the coupon code YURISNIGHT, good through 11:59pm ET 4/13/12.
$10 off $60+ orders - Party for space!

Sphero Robotic Ball - The ball, evolved

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All of our toys are evolving. Sphero is a robotic ball and unlike any other toy you've seen before. It's a robotic ball gaming device that you control with a tilt, touch, or swing of your smartphone or tablet. Compatible with both iOS and Android, Sphero delivers a unique mixed-reality experience. Draw a shape and Sphero will follow the path. Control Sphero by tilting your tablet back and forth. Swing your smartphone like a golf club and Sphero will be the golf ball. With every new app you download, you'll experience this robotic ball in a new and fun way.
Sphero Robotic Ball - The ball, evolved

LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks - LEGO my notebook

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Notebooks are a great way to sketch in words or pictures new ideas and plans for new things. Likewise, LEGO bricks are one of the best ways to build a prototype of new ideas. But what happens when you combine Moleskine, the world's most beloved notebook, with the magic of LEGO? Easy, you get the notebooks in the picture right near these words! Not only does each notebook (two sizes, two styles) feature LEGO designs on the cover and include LEGO stickers, but each one also has an integrated LEGO brick on the front. That means you can sketch your ideas inside, and build them on the outside. Win/win FTW!
LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks - LEGO my notebook

Sci-Fi Guns Poster - A field guide

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Even though the NRA is just a few blocks down the road from ThinkGeek HQ, we aren't gun geeks. Unless you're talking sci-fi weaponry, of course! You can put a phaser, plasma gun, or nebulizer in our hand anytime. Artist Russell Walks created this stunning grayscale poster featuring a selection of 26 memorable handheld weapons from science fiction movies and TV shows. You'll definitely want to hang it in your bunk.
Sci-Fi Guns Poster - A field guide

Jot Capacitive Touch Stylus - No more finger painting

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As anyone who has tried to play DrawSomething on their phone can tell you, we all have fat fingers. The Jot Capacitive Touch Stylus is here to save you from your clumsy hand sausages. Just pop open the Jot and you'll immediately feel like you're holding a familiar ballpoint pen--because you are! The durable aluminum and steel exterior gives Jot superior conductivity while feeling like a luxury writing instrument in your hand. You'll be sketching like a artistic boss in no time.
Jot Capacitive Touch Stylus - No more finger painting

TARDIS Mini Safe - Lock away your treasures

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The Doctor has always used a key to secure the TARDIS, though it's changed shape and size over the course of his 900-ish years. BUt one thing has never changed: that one key was the only thing able to unlock the amazing vehicle known as the TARDIS. This TARDIS Safe will allow you to lock some of your prized possessions away from friends, family, coworkers, and alien life forms. Rest easy knowing that only you hold the key. When locked, the light on top pulses gently, awaiting your return. Turn the key and the light will flash and the distinctive vworp vworp vworp will play as the interior of the TARDIS is revealed.
TARDIS Mini Safe - Lock away your treasures

Gamer Food Caffeinated Energy Snacks - Ginseng, caffeine, taurine

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This one is simple. When a new game comes out, all of us stay up as long as we can playing it. But that's not healthy to do. One needs either sleep or sustenance. We choose sustenance! That's why we fell in love with these Gamer Food snacks. You get the goodness of sunflower seeds, cashews, or peanuts loaded up with ginseng, caffeine, and taurine. These added ingredients will help keep you awake and your mental facilities as sharp as a very sharp thing that is sharp. And, if you want the bestest snack, buy all 3 flavors of Gamer Food and have the world's greatest party mix! And never sleep again.
Gamer Food Caffeinated Energy Snacks - Ginseng, caffeine, taurine

Verbarius Digitless Clock - Tells time like people do

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Verbarius is a digitless clock. It tells time through the use of words rather than numbers. So instead of seeing "2:30," your Verbarius will say: "Half past two." It comes preloaded with English, German, Spanish, French, and Russian, but if you connect your Verbarius to the manufacturer's website, you can download over a dozen other languages from Esperanto to Welsh. Verbarius makes learning to tell time in a new language easy and fun!
Verbarius Digitless Clock - Tells time like people do

Keypad Hidden Time Watch - Tell time the 10-key way

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We have a love/hate relationship with the 10-key pad. On the one hand, we used it to frolic through the cities and dungeons of Azeroth. On the other hand, there was that data entry temp job we had in college that made our eyes bleed. Let's embrace the positives! This quirky watch is a conversation starter: push any of the number keys and the time will light up, one digit at a time.
Keypad Hidden Time Watch - Tell time the 10-key way

Fancy Bacon Candy Necklace - For special bacon occasions

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Bacon makes everything better, including dressing up. But do you really want bacon grease dripping all over your fancy clothes? Sometimes, but not always. Well, for those very special-est of occasions, try this Fancy Bacon Candy Necklace. Why is it fancy? Well, see that little dangly bacon bit? FANCY!! And what's best is, while you are waiting around being fancy, you can totally eat this necklace. It's the perfect combination of style and substance. And bacon. Yup, this candy necklace not only has bacon styling, but also bacon taste. You're welcome.
Fancy Bacon Candy Necklace - For special bacon occasions

M48 Ranger Hawk Axe - Quiet zombie killing

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As we've learned in The Walking Dead, guns aren't the best way to kill zombies. For starters, bullets aren't reusable. More importantly, guns make a lot of noise and attract more zombies. The M48 Ranger Hawk Axe is lightweight enough to go wherever your party travels. Its wide, upswept axe blade is perfect for cleaving the skulls of the undead with precision cast 7cr17 stainless steel. There's even a compass to guide you back to your camp once you've cleared the area.
M48 Ranger Hawk Axe - Quiet zombie killing

The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook - Over 150 recipes inside

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Looking at George R. R. Martin, one thing is certain: the man likes to eat. And, coincidentally, so does everyone in Westeros. You know, come to think of it, so do we. So, why not combine our love of eating food with our love of Game of Thrones into one!? Well, as you have guessed, we did. This book has over 150 recipes inside that will warm your tummy and feed your body. Enjoy such recipes as: Bran Stark's Pigeon Pie, Direwolf Ale, Septa Mordane's Porridge, and even the 7-Grain Loaf from the Inn at the Crossroads. With this book, you'll have the best Game of Thrones viewing party ever!
The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook - Over 150 recipes inside

Bolt Action Tactical Pen - For the tactician-poet

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If you're out adventuring, you need a way to document your adventures and a means to stab orcs. This tactical self defense pen is the tool for both of those needs. It features a bolt action mechanism that makes the pen tip fun to open and close. (If you like to fidget, you'll love the action on this pen!) The body of the pen is anodized milled aluminum for a tough and smooth finish and features an integrated clip. The pen head is flat, providing an ideal thumb rest should you need to stab an orc before writing "scallions" on your grocery list.
Bolt Action Tactical Pen - For the tactician-poet

4 Color LCD Weather Station - Your personal weather station

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Unless you're lucky enough to spend the majority of time at home, you're going to need to know the weather. The 4 Color LCD Weather Station will prepare you for whatever lies out there in the big bad outdoors. It displays indoor and outdoor temperature and humidity, current weather conditions, heat index, and dew point. It also doubles as an alarm clock, showing you the date, time, and even the moon phase for you worrywart lycanthropes. And for those rainy days when waking up is hard to do, there's a snooze button. Rainy days are the best days for naps.
4 Color LCD Weather Station - Your personal weather station

Popar 3D Kit Books - Read it, see it, be it

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Popar Books work hand in hand with your computer to create an augmented reality experience. Just like in the special effects on TV, the things in the book will come alive, jumping out and animating before your wee geek's eyes. Hold the book or a special Popar card in front of the webcam and it makes amazing 3D objects and animations appear and reads the book aloud. We promise you, GeekMoms and Dads, you'll have a really hard time pulling your kids away from the computer when they discover how fun it is to learn with Popar Books.
Popar 3D Kit Books - Read it, see it, be it

Star Wars Book Ends - Sliced down the middle

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This set of bookends looks just like the Star Wars logo, but neatly chopped down the center much like one could do with a lightsaber. All you need are some books, DVDs, or CDs to put in between them and you have a galac-tastic way of displaying your most needed reference items. Perfect for cube dwellers who can't install shelving, or at home for displaying your Millennium Falcon Owner's Guide, Star Wars Cookbooks, and your geekling's Star Wars ABCs.
Star Wars Book Ends - Sliced down the middle

Decomposition Notebook - Totally good for the environment

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Zombies are decomposing. And as they decompose, they emit biogas, which can be harvested to make energy. And guess what the energy used to make these 100 percent post-consumer recycled paper notebooks is from? That's right--zombies! Well, really, we're not sure where the biogas comes from, but we can pretend, can't we? And with a name like Decomposition Notebook, it's fun to pretend it's the notebook zombies would use (even if it was made out of their rotting comrades) to take tests with. It's an eco-friendly way to be just a wee bit subversive, and we like both parts of that concept!
Decomposition Notebook - Totally good for the environment

Bacon Jam - Savory sweetness

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On those mornings when you have time for toast but not enough to fry up some bacon, Bacon Jam will come to your rescue. It's a combination of bacon, onion, garlic, honey, maple syrup, coffee, and spices. Sweet and savory, Bacon Jam is delicious on toast, muffins, biscuits, and even waffles. We'll warn you, though, once you've had a taste of Bacon Jam, you won't go back to mere fruity jams. You'll be ruined saved for life.
Bacon Jam - Savory sweetness

Star Trek Plush Bears - Set phasers to snuggle

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Sometimes a product makes our inner geekling squee. With these bears we can assemble the cuddliest of bridge crews. These adorable ursine replicas of your favorite Star Trek characters are a little over a foot tall and wear Starfleet uniform tunics, sans pants (as Kirk intended!). Their fuzzy faces even look a bit like their namesakes: Kirk Bear has his noble and fierce features while the Spock Bear sports pointy ears and an incredulous expression. Snuggle up to one today.
Star Trek Plush Bears - Set phasers to snuggle

Mogulz DJ Headphones - An elite headphone

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Do you really want to hear your music? The padded band and spring-loaded hinges of Mogulz DJ Headphones allow you to listen all day in comfort. Your favorite music will sound worlds better, almost as if you're right in the room with your favorite artists. Slide on these comfortable cushioned beauties and hear the super-deep bass, smooth treble, and crystal clear vocals. It's love at first chorus.
Mogulz DJ Headphones - An elite headphone

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