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We're preparing for tomorrow's Act Like a T-Rex Day by practicing our tiny arm flail. Just squeeze your elbows tight to your ribcage and waggle your arms while issuing forth your mightiest RAWR. Bonus points if you have the flesh of your enemies stuck between your teeth. No bonus points if you fall and can't get up--but we applaud you for staying in character.

Not into Act Like a T-Rex Day? Perhaps today's free t-shirt will be relevant to your disinterest.

What's New at ThinkGeek!

Win $1000 Shopping Spree - And a Star Trek TNG Tricorder!

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Technology moves fast. Twenty years ago we had pagers, then came mobile phones, and now we have tablet-phones. The next step, of course, is the Tricorder. Get a taste of that future today when you enter to win an authentic Starfleet TR-580 Tricorder VII screen prop--and a $1,000 ThinkGeek shopping spree! Prefer your tablet-phone to be in the 21st century? The runner up will win a 16 GB Samsung Galaxy Note 4G Android Phone in Carbon Blue. Enter our drawing by 11:59pm ET 4/2/2012 for your chance to win!
Win $1000 Shopping Spree - And a Star Trek TNG Tricorder!

Technomancer Electronic Wizard Hoodie - Spellcasting apparel

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Don this electronic hoodie and be transformed into a powerful wizard with magic at your fingertips! Inside the sleeves of the Technomancer are dual accelerometers that sense the movements of your hands. Move them in one of ten pre-programmed spell sequences, and the sleeves of the hoodie light from within, the internal speaker booms, and the hood illuminates your face in an eerie glow. Each spell--including fireball, healing, and lightning--is accompanied by a unique sequence of 24 ultra-bright multi-color LEDs and sound effects. Of course you'll need to train carefully at the College of Winterhold to learn the right sequence of movements to cast each spell, but with great power comes great responsibility.
Technomancer Electronic Wizard Hoodie - Spellcasting apparel

Barbie™ Digital Fashion Styling Head for iPad - Appcessorize

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Forget all those other boring cases and give your iPad a makeover with the Barbie™ Digital Fashion Styling Head. Just slide your iPad into the styling head and you're ready to innovate! The Barbie™ Digital Fashion Styling Head comes with a brush for styling Barbie™'s hair and 4 touch-capacitive makeup accessories. Creating a new look for Barbie™ is as simple as swiping a new face onto the canvas. Every look you create for Barbie™ can be shared with your friends via the free Barbie™ DreamSync™ Fashion Styling App.
Barbie™ Digital Fashion Styling Head for iPad - Appcessorize

K-Cup™ 5-Star Meals - Gourmet taste, ramen budget

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It's no secret that the monkeys of ThinkGeek worship our Keurig coffee machine. One day, while laboriously masticating our lunch, we thought, "Why can't we brew meals in this thing?" So we did! Choose your lunch from the variety pack, which includes our favorite foods: hot wings, corn dogs, donuts, tacos, and because we felt guilty, salad. To brew your K-Cup meal, simply place your selected meal cup into your Keurig brewer, place your mug under the spout, and press the 8 ounce (medium) button. In just a few moments, you'll have a 5-star meal at a Top Ramen price.
K-Cup™ 5-Star Meals - Gourmet taste, ramen budget

Star Wars Admiral Ackbar Singing Bass - IT'S A TRAP!

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Did you know that Admiral Ackbar once auditioned for the Modal Nodes? He played bass. Ackbar didn't make the cut, but that turned out okay in the end. And so, to commemorate his love of music, we offer you this Admiral Ackbar Edition Bass. Oh, wait. Wrong bass. This is the bass that's a fish. But it plays the Cantina Song--just like Ackbar would have done if he was hired by the Modal Nodes--and it spouts Ackbar's most famous saying, "IT'S A TRAP!" It hangs on your wall and will sing whenever you press the magic button (or walk by, if it's in motion sensing mode). Let everyone know how much you knew it was a trap--how much EVERYONE knew it was a trap. If you think about it, Admiral Ackbar really could have been named Captain Obvious. Zing!
Star Wars Admiral Ackbar Singing Bass - IT'S A TRAP!

Minecraft Marshmallow CREEPS - Easter baSssssket goes BOOM!

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Are you bored with the harmless candy mobs spawning in your Easter baskets? Sure, it's fun to shoot chocolate bunnies out of cannons or slaughter endless waves of sugary yellow chicks. But let's face it, you need a challenge. You need a snack that might just destroy you and everything you've built. Minecraft CREEPS are the perfect choice. Minecraft CREEPS are an officially licensed Minecraft collectible edible. Like their more passive cousins, CREEPS deliver the awesome sugar-fuelled rush that parents love. It'll be incredibly helpful when trying to herd children into pastel colored sweater vests or flowery dresses next weekend!
Minecraft Marshmallow CREEPS - Easter baSssssket goes BOOM!

Skyrim Electronic Dragon Shout Hoodie - For true sons of Skyrim

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Whether you're rocking the Ratway in Riften or scaling the Throat of the World, this hoodie will keep you warmer than a thick layer of troll fat. And since we've maxed out our smithing skills, we've gone the extra step of enchanting this hoodie with our patented electronic apparel technology. The attached speaker connects via a fabric channel to a powerful mini-amp. All 20 Dragon Shouts available to the Dragonborn are there at the touch of a button and without the need for any dragon souls. What are you waiting for, Dragonborn? Let us test the power of your Thu'um!
Skyrim Electronic Dragon Shout Hoodie - For true sons of Skyrim

Electronic Hungry Hungry Hippos iPad Game - Feed their face!

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Look at any picture of a hippo and only one thought comes to mind: that thing sure doesn't look like it needs more food. But guess what? It's still hungry. And not just any hungry, but HUNGRY hungry. So hungry, in fact, that we have to employ special technology to feed them. And the only technology cool enough (and retina display-y enough) is the new iPad! Yup, slap this case over your iPad and play Hungry Hungry Hippos like you've never played before. With 10 different game boards and 14 power-ups, this is HHH to the power of awesome. Three different scoring methods, too: standard, Vegas, and Regulation Tournament (so you know when you're ready to go pro). The future of HHH is here, dear friends. Time to get your hungry on!
Electronic Hungry Hungry Hippos iPad Game - Feed their face!

Game of Thrones Fire and Blood Perfume - Blood of the dragon

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This alluring fragrance will make any woman feel like a Khaleesi. It opens with the scent of Hranna, the green grass that grows in the Dothraki Sea mixed with notes of smoke from the khalasar's cookfires. The fragrance blooms into an ocean of violets, a nod to the striking eyes of trueborn Targaryens. Notes of leather and Dragon's Blood follow, exuding the scents of the Pentos market: amber, sandalwood, exotic flowers, vanilla, and spices. We couldn't let a scent this beautiful be contained in an ordinary bottle. Our Fire & Blood Perfume comes in a stunning dragon egg bottle, complete with an old-fashioned golden atomizer.
Game of Thrones Fire and Blood Perfume - Blood of the dragon

Star Trek Inflatable Captain's Chair - Reach for the stars!

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Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young and you have your whole youth ahead of you. Take your seat in your Inflatable Captain's Chair, assemble your bridge crew, and start exploring. Invented at ThinkGeek, this chair is best suited for wee geeks aged 3 to 9, or up to about 60 pounds. The arms are printed with all sorts of buttons and lights to encourage imagination play, including setting Red or Yellow Alerts or jettisoning the pod. All that's missing is the most adorable Captain in the quadrant--your kid!
Star Trek Inflatable Captain's Chair - Reach for the stars!

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