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Take $10 off $40+ orders - Talk Like. Shatner Day is... Thursday 3/22

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No more blah blah blah. You want to name your own. Price. "If saving money.. is wrong? I don't want to be. Right," you say. But it is--impossible! Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan controls the... Discount Machine. But--for my birthday, The Negotiator was able to get you. A deal. Use code SHATNER for $10 off $40+ orders. But hurry--this offer expires. Soon. At 11:59pm ET 3/23/12.
Take $10 off $40+ orders - Talk Like. Shatner Day is... Thursday 3/22

LEGO X-Wing Starfighter - Red Six FTW!

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Lead the Rebels into intergalactic battle with the Empire in the LEGO X-Wing Starfighter, which assembles to a whopping 12" long. It's packed with realistic details, like wings that fold into attack mode, proton torpedoes, retractable landing gear, and an opening cockpit. Also included in this set are 4 minifigures: Luke Skywalker, Jek Porkins, R2-D2, and R5-D8.
LEGO X-Wing Starfighter - Red Six FTW!

Star Wars Fighter Pods - Micro heroes, mega battles!

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Do you dream of having an army of stormtroopers to roll inside boulders and crush the Rebels, Indiana Jones-style? Star Wars Fighter Pods can help you live that dream! The minifigures in these sets are downright cute. Twist open the pod sphere, pop in a figure, and let 'em roll! Knock down your enemies any way you can--you can even attach a figure to the top of the pod and spin it around. There's no limit to the intergalactic fun you can have with these collectible toys.
Star Wars Fighter Pods - Micro heroes, mega battles!

Inflatable Turret now in stock!

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You may remember this beauty if you saw coverage of CES on Spike TV, but just in case you missed it: WE HAVE GIANT INFLATABLE TURRETS FROM PORTAL! Fill this 40" turret with all the hot air in your lungs (just think about life giving you lemons) and then position it wherever you need more protection: outside your baby's room, in front of the pie that's cooling, or by your swimming pool to keep the neighborhood kids at bay. Practice your best rendition of "Target acquired" and watch as people run away in fear.
Inflatable Turret now in stock!

Game of Thrones Collectibles - You click or you die

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Whether you've been on the George R.R. Martin bandwagon since the beginning, or you've recently joined the fandom as the result of the HBO series, you're going to love our latest Game of Thrones collectibles. Wear your Hand of the King pin while holding a Lannister Royal Flush in one hand and a Stark mug in the other. Don't forget to protect your poker table with some Game of Thrones coasters featuring your favorite houses.
Game of Thrones Collectibles - You click or you die

Android Fridge Magnet - Stick-on droid pride

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Apple fans have those little apple stickers that they put on everything. ThinkGeek fans have Timmy stickers to stick on everything. Now it's time for Android fans to decorate their domicile. This 3" tall green guy is a magnet, so he'll stick to any magnet-friendly surface. Your fridge? Food for Android fans only. Your locker? Stuff for Android fans only. Your filing cabinet? Files for Android fans only. You get the Android-only picture!
Android Fridge Magnet - Stick-on droid pride

Serenity 1:400 Scale Replica - Oh, Grandpa...

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Ship like this'll be with you 'til the day you die. There's no doubt the Firefly class freighter Serenity's the finest ship in the 'verse. Sure, she's held together with baling wire and tape, but she flies like a dream... when she ain't falling like a stone. If you don't have the coin for an actual ship, or you're not from the shiny future, it ain't so bad to instead buy this gorgeous 1:400th scale model, complete with stand and two tiny shuttlecraft. Yes sir. This one's a real beaut. Now all you need is a crew and a job. Don't care much what it is.
Serenity 1:400 Scale Replica - Oh, Grandpa...

D20 Lollipops - Lick for initiative

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If you lick gaming like we lick gaming, then... wait, we meant "like gaming." That was a typo. Or was it? With this D20 Lollipop, we're not too sure. See, now we can actually like gaming and lick gaming all at the same time. It tastes like cherry and saving throws, and it's big enough to use as a melee weapon. Also, these lollipops are a great way to bribe your Dungeon Master, because all DMs like candy. (It's a fact.) And how many licks does it take to get to the center of a D20 Lollipop? 4d20! That's just another joke; the D20 Lollipop is one solid sucker.
D20 Lollipops - Lick for initiative

Wine Tasting Party Kit - Gustatory science at its best

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If you're looking for a fun activity for your next dinner gathering, look no further. This Wine Tasting Party Kit has everything you need to run a 12-person experiment in gustatory abilities. Hide three different wines inside the velveteen bags--trust us, it's way less messy than covering your guests' eyes with velveteen blindfolds while they're drinking alcohol--then do some tasting, write some notes, and make some guesses! Don't forget that it's only science if you repeat the experiment several times and get the same results. Not that we need to encourage you.
Wine Tasting Party Kit - Gustatory science at its best

Hobo Knife - Fork/Knife Combo Tool

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Everyone knows what a Hobo Knife is for, right? Sure--it's for eating hobos! Ok, not really. It's a term for a pocket tool that separates into knife and fork. The reason we're offering you this one is simple: we wanted a classy version to eat with in fancy restaurants. The rosewood handles make them fancy, see! And the integrated bottle opener is perfect for opening the finest of libations. You also get a rustic leather carrying holster, so you can always have your Hobo Knife at the ready. Great for when the zombies come and we're all hobos. Hopefully, though, we'll all be hobos with shotguns... and Hobo Knives.
Hobo Knife - Fork/Knife Combo Tool

Recesky Dual Lens Reflex Camera Kit - Delightfully analog

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People nowadays are consumed with those lo-fi leaky photo apps on their phones, but doesn't anyone remember a time when we used to take pictures on film? You can bring back the original analog days of photography by putting together your own twin-lens reflex camera from this easy-to-follow kit! Everything you need to take awesome pictures is right here in the box, except for film. Follow along with the illustrated instructions, and you'll have a camera you made yourself. Fall in love with actual photography all over again, just like the old days.
Recesky Dual Lens Reflex Camera Kit - Delightfully analog

Gerber Tripod Multitool - Tripod multi-tool

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When you're surviving out in the wilderness (or just enjoying a hike), keeping a light pack is a must. That's why our outdoorsgeeks love multi-tools. The Gerber Tripod Multi-tool adds an essential feature for the photog-adventurer: a tripod. Easily attach your smartphone or digicam to this multi-tool and it'll stand solid whether you're trying to capture an elusive young deer or set a timer to prove to your friends that you killed that walker that's been plaguing your neighborhood.
Gerber Tripod Multitool - Tripod multi-tool

Folderix Flash Drive - How meta!

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Ever see something and wonder why nobody thought of it years ago? The Folderix Flash Drive looks just like a tiny file folder icon and is a delightfully meta way to carry around your files. Just pop it into your computer, move the digital files into your yellow, blue, or purple folder, and take it on the road wherever you go. There's even enough room on top if you want to use a fine-tipped Sharpie to write down what's inside. Each Folderix Flash Drive holds 4 GB of your folder-worthy data.
Folderix Flash Drive - How meta!

Verseur Wine Opener/Pourer Combo - Full bottle service

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Wine lovers need multitools, too! Verseur has everything you need to enjoy a bottle of your favorite wine. It includes an easy-to-use corkscrew, a foil cutter, a pour spout, and a tight-sealing stopper in case you and your companions don't finish the bottle. (In the wise words of geek troubadour Jonathan Coulton, "The wine lasts longer when you don't gotta share it with someone.") This stainless steel and rubber beauty will be a favorite in any household that worships the grape.
Verseur Wine Opener/Pourer Combo - Full bottle service

Plush Space Sphere Keychain - Spaaaaaaace

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We got the Companion Cube Keychain first. Then Wheatley arrived. And you all said, "SPACE SPHERE! We want space! Help us, space cops! Help!" We're not the space cops, but we do have them on speed dial. (Space-1-1, if you're curious.) Sure enough, they had buckets and buckets of Space Spheres, ready to remind you of your favorite things about space. (Space.) You won't even need a telescope to see your Plush Space Sphere Keychain because it's pretty darn big right here on Earth.
Plush Space Sphere Keychain - Spaaaaaaace

Journal of Impossible Things and Mini Sonic Screwdriver Pen

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When the 10th Doctor used a Chameleon Arch to turn himself into human John Smith, he kept a dream diary. The pages were chock full of what he thought were crazy dreams of aliens, strange places, and a language he didn't speak. A real Journal of Impossible Things was created for the filming of the show; this is a replica of that journal. It even comes with a mini sonic screwdriver pen in case you'd like to sketch your own impossible dreams.
Journal of Impossible Things and Mini Sonic Screwdriver Pen

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