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Happy February!

It's the time of year when winged babies swoop out of the sky to crit you in the knee heart with arrows, when unlikely animals dye their pelts pink, and when being single means you don't have to share your Han Solo in Carbonite Chocolate Bar.

Whether you're treating yourself to a night of Skyrim or pitting your Commander deck against your favorite opponent, we have a few suggestions to make your Valentine's Day a bit geekier.

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Electronic Goldfish Bowl - Responsibility not required.

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Lookit the pretty goldfish swimming in the bowl. Lookit us tapping on the cap to make the fishy swim around. Lookit us never having to feed the goldfish, yet never having to have a potty funeral for it either. Why? Well, because it's fake. But it looks real, and that's all that matters. It's got a little fake plant and real water (not included, naturally). Your new little friend will happily flitter around his (or her) tank, dancing to the color change LED mounted above it. Everyone will wonder how your fish is so hearty when you never ever give it food. We know the secret is batteries, but we promise not to tell. Bloop!
Electronic Goldfish Bowl - Responsibility not required.

Laboratory Beaker Mug - New 1000mL size!

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At the lab, there's one beaker of hydrogen peroxide, one of saturated potassium iodide, and a pale yellow beaker of Mountain Dew. Ah, refreshing--but don't mix them up. That would be bad. We like using beakers as drinking vessels because, well, it's cool. Our beaker mug has been a huge hit, but we wanted it to be huger. No, that's not a word, but the sentiment is clear: bigger is better! Check out this new borosilicate glass beaker mug that holds a full liter of liquid! Drink up!
Laboratory Beaker Mug - New 1000mL size!

Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls - The hottest balls ever!

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Red hots are such an iconic candy for Valentine's Day. But let's face it: they're weak. We need something stronger. We need a fire ball that goes past even atomic. We need Timmy's Great Balls of Fire in our mouths! These candy balls are liberally infused (and dusted) with ghost pepper powder, making them one of the hottest candies on the planet. Over 1 million SHU of heat! Just heed the warning label and wash your hands before touching anything else or you'll be sorry.
Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls - The hottest balls ever!

Zombie Love - Lovin', zombie-style

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Zombies were people, too. As a result, zombies need love just as much as the rest of us meatbags. And we're not just talking about after-death intercourse (though there is a bunch of info on that in this book); we're talking everything from looking for love, to finding that decaying someone, to dating, to marriage, and all the way to whether or not having a baby (for dinner) is right for you. Yup, right in time for Undead Valentine's Day, there's a book all about Zombie Love. You know, for after you're not dead any more.
Zombie Love - Lovin', zombie-style

Star Wars Cuff Links - "I, Leia, take you, Han..."

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If you're planning an epic Star Wars wedding, you've probably already taken care of the big details like the Death Star cake, the droid waitstaff, and the lightsaber arch for the reception entrance of the new couple. Let us take care of a little thing: the groomsmen gifts. These rhodium plated cufflinks feature a bullet back closure and come in two colors: black for the Imperial Empire and red for the Rebel Alliance.
Star Wars Cuff Links - "I, Leia, take you, Han..."

Awesome Geeky Jewelry Options - We're all ears

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Ears can be a clear identifier of fellow geeks: Vulcan ears, Elven ears, that necklace made of zombie ears. But if those options are all either too cliche or too conspicuous for you, we can arrange for something more subtle. How about pretty, dangly earrings made from recycled computer bits? If that doesn't light your fuse, you can opt for simple and to-the-point earwires with the Rebel Alliance logo. Or go over the top, literally, with our new Dragon Ear Wrap.
Awesome Geeky Jewelry Options - We're all ears

We Have Brains on the Brain - Cranially-inclined necklaces

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It's tough to be smart. You're different from everybody else. You enjoy things nobody else seems to enjoy. Sometimes it might feel like your brain's hanging around your neck. Let's go with that and celebrate it. First, we have an Anatomical Brain Pendant, a hefty little bauble, perfect for the brainy people in your life. Then we have the Zombie Friendship Necklace Set, which lets you split hemispheres with a friend. Comes with two pendants. And two chains. Oh no. Did we mention the chains? Chaaaaaaaiiiinnnsssss.
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Gloomy Bear Plush - The naughty grizzly

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Gloomy Bear wants to come home with you for Valentine's Day. He'll be all cute and cuddly for a little while, but beware: bears aren't supposed to be pets. When he grows to be over 6 feet tall and weighs as much as 2000 pomegranates, Gloomy is going to bite you to feast on your delicious blood. As long as you're cool with that, take him home and enjoy him for as long as love lasts.
Gloomy Bear Plush - The naughty grizzly

Skybar Wine Drops - Why wait for wine?

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While it is winter, not all of us live on Hoth, so chilling our new bottle of wine isn't as easy as leaving it on the back porch for a few minutes. When you're too impatient to wait it out, use a Skybar Wine Drop and chill a single glass of wine up to 20 times faster than your fridge. The sleek stainless steel finished drops look stylish and modern and will fit in both wine glasses and champagne flutes.
Skybar Wine Drops - Why wait for wine?

Dark Crystal Fizzgig Plush - Growrrrrrrrr

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He's a little ball of fur but he's tremendously loyal. Oh, and he's almost all mouth. What does that spell? Fizzgig! Kira's faithful, fuzzy companion is now ready to come home with you. What exactly is a Fizzgig? No one really knows. But he's huggable, portable, and ready to open his wide mouth of his. This plush's mouth is so big (and held together with hook and loop closure), it basically splits him in two! Fizzgig: like a Tribble with an attitude. And teeth. Lots and lots of teeth.
Dark Crystal Fizzgig Plush - Growrrrrrrrr

Astronaut Ice Cream Balls - Giggle (but seriously: yum!)

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One thing we love about theme parks is the almost always presence of tiny ice cream balls. We love 'em. But what do they get in space? You know, when they go to the theme park on the moon? Well, they get Astronaut Ice Cream Balls. It's those dots of yummy ice cream, freeze dried like the Astronaut Ice Cream you know and love. Tiny balls of strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate in a reusable container. All that's missing from a real trip to the moon is a chorus of the song "Whalers on the Moon!"
Astronaut Ice Cream Balls - Giggle (but seriously: yum!)

DIY Magnetic Levitating Sculpture Kit - Science magic

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Levitate a magnet with this beautiful DIY sculpture. First, put the thing together. It's made of laser cut MDF and assembles in mere minutes. Then, you get the challenge of levitating the magnet cube between two bismuth cones. It's takes patience, but it's really easy. See, gravity is pulling the magnet down, but a distance-adjustable magnet above the little cube is pulling it up. Get the balance just right and the magnet cube is suspended in mid air. Great for any home, office, school, science fair, or just because. (We'd get it just because.)
DIY Magnetic Levitating Sculpture Kit - Science magic

Angry Birds On Thin Ice - Unplug from your phone

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Is one of your New Year's resolutions to spend more quality time with your family? Unplug and play some real games. You know, the kind with cards and dice that involve a table and other people. Of course, we can't entirely unplug from our mobile lives, so we got you a new way to play the same addicting mobile game. Check out the new Angry Birds board game: On Thin Ice.
Angry Birds On Thin Ice - Unplug from your phone

Geek Nail Polish - Add some sparkle to port 79

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It took two monkeys to convince the overlords that we should carry this nail polish, and it was totally worth it. This custom blended lacquer comes in 4 gloriously glittery shades. Choose from Warrior Ethos, All of Time and Space, Antisocial Media, and Don't Panic. Or don't choose and pick up one of each. But we feel it's only right that we warn you: this product may prove addicting. Because when all you have is fabulous polish, everything looks like a nail.
Geek Nail Polish - Add some sparkle to port 79

Game of Thrones Board Game 2nd Edition - New & improved!

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The second edition of this game features a clarified ruleset, thanks be to the old gods and the new! It also integrates some of the expansion material that you had to purchase separately to use in the first edition of the game. Also new are the Tides of Battle cards, which bring an element of unpredictability to combat. These cards represent things like weather, morale, tactical opportunities--anything that might upset the balance of power in a battle. And if GRRM is about anything, it's about killing off the person you thought was going to survive.
Game of Thrones Board Game 2nd Edition - New & improved!

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