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Dearest beloved simians, robots, and robo-simians,

It's time to use all those gift cards from friends and family who didn't know the difference between BSG and TOS. To help facilitate this season of self-giving, we're hopped up on peppermint mocha and marking down amazing sale prices on those items that Santa forgot to put under your tree.

In short, it's the most wonderful time of the year. Happy new heliocentric orbit!

What's New at ThinkGeek!

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We wish a very happy birthday to Stephen Hawking, who celebrates his 70th birthday on Saturday. We want to nom his delicious brains, especially since he called us "an advanced breed of monkeys." We know you love him, too, since our "Rocking With Hawking" t-shirt has been popular since it launched way back in 2007. Rock your cart with things Santa forgot and use code RAWKING for $10 off $50+ orders through 11:59pm ET 1/6/12.
Take $10 Off - Rawk your shopping cart

Brownie Bar Factory - Craving unlocked! BROWNIES!

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When the going gets tough, we want to be in our Mommy's kitchen right at the moment when she hands us our corner piece from the brownie pan. When you're craving brownies, you don't have to call Mom anymore. (But really, she'd appreciate a call now and then for other reasons.) Just pull out your Brownie Bar Factory and a box of your favorite brownie mix. In 5-8 minutes, you will have a half dozen piping hot and delicious brownie bars. The best use for this amazing contraption? BROWNIE SUNDAE PARTY. Do it.
Brownie Bar Factory - Craving unlocked! BROWNIES!

Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee - Pew pew pew! New shirt!

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The problem with regular t-shirts is that they're always the same. If you got a shirt with Darth Vader on it, it will always have Darth Vader on it. No matter how hard you wish, you can't turn it into a shirt featuring Boba Fett. It just won't happen, Wisher, so stop wishing--and get a Lazer Shirt. Lazer Shirts are interactive t-shirts that let you design your own creation with the power of UV light. Simply touch the ultraviolet Lazer to the shirt, press the button, and draw or write whatever you want. Step into the darkness and your shirt will glow, displaying your creative genius.
Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee - Pew pew pew! New shirt!

Aperture Stainless Steel Bottles - For Dihydrogen Monoxide

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Aperture Science leads the pack when it comes to providing dihydrogen monoxide to its test subjects. If you're in need of some acute tissue hydration, store your dihydrogen monoxide in one of these Aperture Laboratories Stainless Steel Water Bottles. Available in black (44 oz) or white (22 oz), these beauties feature the Aperture logo on one side and a warning about the deadly nature of H2O on the other.
Aperture Stainless Steel Bottles - For Dihydrogen Monoxide

Futurama Monopoly - Good news, everyone!

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Are you ready to play the game of yesteryear in the world of tomorrow? Cruise around the Futurama themed game board and use your Professorland Fun Bucks to buy up Planet Express, Future-Roma, and Mom's Friendly Robot Company. There are even 6 collectible tokens, including everyone's favorite robot with a shiny metal posterior.
Futurama Monopoly - Good news, everyone!

iGeek Large Capacity Charger - Not just for iDevices

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Don't let the name deceive you! The iGeek External Battery Pack works for Android, Blackberry, Samsung, Nintendo DS, Sony PSP, and more. If you're tired of hearing the low battery beep when the night is still young, plug your device into the iGeek for a boost of new life. If you have a dead battery, you'll miss the chance to tweet a picture of yourself drinking with (insert celebrigeek of your choice here). And you know the rule: pics or it didn't happen.
iGeek Large Capacity Charger - Not just for iDevices

Donut Hole Factory - Is there anything they can't do?

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The boring truth is that donuts have holes in them to make sure they're cooked all the way through. The fun truth is, those donut "holes" survive and are made into delicious tiny pastries in their own right! They're perfect finger food--especially hot and dredged in cinnamon and sugar. Num nummy num. The great news is, you don't have to make donuts to make donut holes; you just need this special electric griddle with perfectly globular indents to make those delectable bites. And, if nobody's looking, you can eat the whole batch of holes by yourself!
Donut Hole Factory - Is there anything they can't do?

Switch Pop Bottle Opener - Get ready to rumble!

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f you're heading to a raucous night, make sure you're prepared for a fight! No, we're not talking about preparing for violence--just the fight you're gonna have with your non twist-off beer, unless you've got a handy bottle opener! For this rumble, you can't have just any bottle opener. This beautiful pearly finished steel number pops open with the flip of a switch, but is only deadly if you're allergic to fun! Or are trying to board a plane with it. That's really not a good idea.
Switch Pop Bottle Opener - Get ready to rumble!

Click DIP Switch Watch - 80s arcade <3

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We spent numerous hours of the 1980s at our local arcades, pumping quarters into our favorite machines. The Click DIP Switch Watch allows us to embrace the glory days of arcade gaming and have it embrace us... on the wrist. We love the ingenious way DIP switches are used to show the functions of this digital watch. Each DIP switch activates a different function of the watch. The strap even looks like electronic ribbon and it comes packaged in an actual circuit board.
Click DIP Switch Watch - 80s arcade <3

Stargate Universe Coasters - It is your Destiny!

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Using only 7 chevrons, a giant metal ring, and a huge amount of electricity, you can travel to other planets! Add one more chevron, and a zero-point module, you can travel to other galaxies! Add one MORE chevron, and blow up a planet, and you can reach the end of creation! Perhaps instead, you should just stick to keeping water rings off your furniture? That's a bit easier, and keeps you safe from alien attack, explosive decompression, and severe radiation burns. Also, these coasters are cheaper than the real thing. So, bonus!
Stargate Universe Coasters - It is your Destiny!

Doctor Who Talking Plush Backpack Charms - EXTERMINATE

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Looking for a little extra help with homework next semester? Why not clip one of these new friends to your backpack? Daleks are sworn to EXTERMINATE homework on sight, but there may be some collateral damage. (Oops!) The TARDIS is handy if you need an extra week to write that pesky paper. And of course, there's always the Cybermen. They can "upgrade" your teacher and send them off to a distant planet. Which will be best for your situation? Only you can decide!
Doctor Who Talking Plush Backpack Charms - EXTERMINATE

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