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In the meantime, we're ready to rock Share Star Wars Day in honor of Katie, the brave little girl who stood up to school bullies who said she couldn't like Star Wars because she wasn't a boy. A year later, the Force is *still* strong with this one! We've set aside our favorite t-shirts, baked some Wamparoons, and prepped our mugs for some delicious Hoth Cocoa to celebrate. And then we'll get back to work, promise.

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A certain cheeky monkey insisted that we produce a coupon code for today. Yes, December 14 is indeed Monkey Day, a day to honor the warm fuzzy secret hearts of all monkeys, whether they code, fix engines, or fling poo--especially if they fling poo, actually. So use code MONKEYDAY for $10 off $40+ orders through 11:59pm ET 12/16/11.
Take $10 Off - Timmy hath decreed it

Free microbe with your $30+ order - Update your vaccines!

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We wanted to give you a little something extra for your hollidaze. How about the flu? Some malaria? Maybe herpes? Here at ThinkGeek, we like gifts that keep on giving. Just add any Giant Plush Microbe to your cart and when you add $30 of additional gifts, the microbe will be automagically free when you click to check out.
Free microbe with your $30+ order - Update your vaccines!

Aperture Science Vinyl Decals - Owned by science

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If you dream of being an employee of Aperture Laboratories, this decal set is for you. Turn anything you own into the property of Cave Johnson and crew by slapping a decal on it. That's right: your computer, your car, your refrigerator, your file cabinet. All of these can instantly be the property of Aperture Science. Each kit comes with one large die cut vinyl decal and two smaller decals, and you have a choice of black or white. (Cake or lies?)
Aperture Science Vinyl Decals - Owned by science

Angry Bird Speakers - Need a tweeter?

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How about an oinker? These Angry Birds speakers are an adorable way to play your favorite music. Just plug them into your iPod, mp3 player, iPad, smartphone, or any other device that you can use with headphones. Adjust the volume and bass controls. Then rest your device on the included stand and sit back and enjoy. Did we mention you could use this speaker to amplify the sound effects of Angry Birds? Or is that a bit too meta?
Angry Bird Speakers - Need a tweeter?

Three Angry Birds, Two Cool Products - Merry eggmas

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We're fresh out of pear trees, but we do have three Angry Birds and a pig as a last-minute stocking stuffer AND a last minute stocking. Red Bird is a natural choice to be Santa, being so round and jolly. (Well, he will be jolly when he gets his eggs back, three stars every level, and unlocks the bonus levels.) And if you smoosh him, you can fit him into one of these three Angry Birds Stockings: Red Bird, Black Bird, or Pig.
Three Angry Birds, Two Cool Products - Merry eggmas

Doctor Who Laser Screwdriver - Get the Master's tool

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The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver is awesome, but the Master's Laser Screwdriver... well, the laser should give you a clue it's about a bajillion times more advanced. Push the button to extend the emitter. Press it again to fire the "laser" blast from all three barrels. Hold the button to activate the miniaturized genetic manipulator which will rapidly age anyone you aim at (except Grandma, 'cause she's already super old). Okay, so it only makes the lights and sounds, but that's cool enough for us. Because the Laser Screwdriver is the tool of a more civilized time--or it's evil, which is cool, too.
Doctor Who Laser Screwdriver - Get the Master's tool

SPAM Mints - For after SPAM

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SPAM. Some people like the taste, others don't. Either way, most people would agree, your breath isn't going to smell too pretty after eating it. Well, that's when SPAM mints come in. See, the tin looks like an old fashioned SPAM tin (which you can reuse, of course), but the mints are little meat-shaped cinnamons. They'll perk your breath up real quick. Because no one wants to kiss someone with SPAM breath, but everyone loves cinnamon kisses.
SPAM Mints - For after SPAM

Bacon Wrapping Paper - Wrap your gifts in meat

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Really wrapping presents in bacon would be dangerous. The bacon would pick up carpet fuzz, animals might eat the meat and present, and it would just be a waste of bacon. But the sentiment of wrapping a present in bacon is amazing--it's why they do it with shrimp, pork, and all sorts of other gifts for your palate. But now you can wrap presents in bacon without wasting real bacon. It's bacon wrapping paper, and it's super! Everything you wrap in this will be better received. Trust us; bacon makes all things better. And if you really love someone, give them bacon wrapped in bacon wrapping paper. Bacon squared!
Bacon Wrapping Paper - Wrap your gifts in meat

Dexter Pint Glass Set and Coasters - Prevent all sorts of splatters

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After a long day of analyzing blood spatter and a long evening of murder, you deserve a nice cold drink. Peel that plastic wrap from last night's leftovers, and while they're microwaving, pour yourself a nice cold beverage in one of your very own Dexter Pint Glasses. And don't forget to protect your furniture with some Dexter Coasters, perfect for the busy father balancing child rearing and serial murder--or for someone who just likes a clean coffee table.
Dexter Pint Glass Set and Coasters - Prevent all sorts of splatters

c-Jump computer Programming Game - Learn programming basics

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In c-jump, to win the race down the mountain, you must think like a computer programmer! Designed for middle school aged geeklings (or older geeks new to programming), c-jump teaches basic programming language commands like "if," "else," and "switch" and also introduces variable "x" concept. By moving around the board, entering loops, and branching under conditional and switch statements, players get an understanding of how computer programs work while having fun.
c-Jump computer Programming Game - Learn programming basics

Mathematic Sculptures - Shapes designed to twist your brain

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If you're into math and/or quantum string theory, you may recognize these shapes. Made from 3D printed metal, the Ora shape is a twisted double tetrahedron, Metatrino is a twisted cubic octahedron, and Quintrino is a dodecahedral shape with a huge hidden inner volume. Don't know what that means? That's okay; math is hard, but also beautiful. Have a look at our new glass Calabi Yau manifold projection: essentially a 3d projection of 6+ dimensional space. A subatomic bubble in the quantum foam. Displaying these gorgeous objets d'art on your desk is like a secret handshake with Sheldon Cooper, just not as awkward.
Mathematic Sculptures - Shapes designed to twist your brain

Olloclip iPhone Camera Lens - Great pics made easy!

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Compatible with both the iPhone 4 and 4S, the Olloclip is a quick-connect lens system that includes fisheye, wide-angle, and macro lenses in a tiny and convenient package. Just slide it on over your iPhone's rear camera lens and you're ready to take amazing photos and videos. The fisheye lens captures a nearly 180 degree field of view; the wide-angle lens doubles the field of view of the unaided iPhone camera; and finally, the macro lens lets you focus the iPhone within 12-15mm of your subject and applies roughly a 10X multiplier. Olloclip's storage bag even doubles as a microfiber cleaning cloth for the ultimate in convenience.
Olloclip iPhone Camera Lens - Great pics made easy!

DFX Gamer Gyroscopic Powerball - Work out like a gamer

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We love our video games and our computer games. The problem is, they don't love our bodies back. Show us a gamer with an insane amount of cheevos and we'll show you someone who probably has achy hands, wrists, and arms. The DFZ Gamer Gyroscopic Powerball provides a smooth, non-impact workout that will help increase flexibility, quickness, range of motion, finger, and grip strength. It's also a great tool for musicians, athletes, and anyone who spends all day typing. Not only will the Powerball improve your game, but it will help prevent the repetitive stress injuries that would mean Game Over.
DFX Gamer Gyroscopic Powerball - Work out like a gamer

Dead Space Plasma Cutter - Dead Space 1 model in stock!

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While this collector's replica of the Dead Space Plasma Cutter won't be slicing up any Necromorphs, it will be an amazing piece for your collection. The unit comes in a heavy duty metal carrying case, and really lights up with three awesomely bright green lasers. It also comes with a small mini-mag LED flashlight attachment so that you can use it to scare the crap out of your neighbors when you take out the trash.
Dead Space Plasma Cutter - Dead Space 1 model in stock!

Planetary Gears Corkscrew - Easily open your wine

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There's nothing like a mug of steaming hot mulled wine to make it feel like the holidays. But back up a few hours and the scene is not so heavenly peaceful. Nope, it's you, wrestling with your stupid corkscrew and ending up with bits of cork floating in your cabernet. This corkscrew harnesses the high torque of planetary gears--the same you'd find in automatic transmissions and electric screwdrivers--to make opening your next wine bottle a breeze.
Planetary Gears Corkscrew - Easily open your wine

Big Big Cursor Conductive Stylus - For big, big pointing

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Maybe we're getting a little old, but there's one thing we miss about tablet computing: cursors. So, it's time to bring the joy of giant arrows and pointy fingers to our tablets. Big Big Cursors are great fun because they play nice with almost every touch screen. Plus, you don't have to stop eating and wipe your hands; Big Big Cursor will prevent screen smudging! And, they are magnetic, so they can stick to any accessible surface--even to the iPad 2's Smart Cover! Oh, and if you wanted, you also could totally use them to pick your nose in style. But then it will smudge your screen. Just saying.
Big Big Cursor Conductive Stylus - For big, big pointing

Top Gear Board Game - Enjoy the ride!

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In the Top Gear Board Game Ultimate Car Challenge, players race around the board to collect the points needed to build their ultimate car. This seems easy until you realize that to win, you'll need to answer Top Gear trivia, test your powers of guess work on "The Cool Wall," challenge another player to a game of Caravan Conkers, and avoid all the hazards and unwanted caravan holidays. Can you do it? There's only one way to find out.
Top Gear Board Game - Enjoy the ride!

DC Comics Mimobot Thumb Drives - Who do you trust?

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There's a running gag between Batman and The Joker. Every decision The Joker has ever made ends with death and misery. People die. Batman stops him. The Joker just breaks out and does it again. If you admire Batman's moral code, give your precious files to him. Just remember that he won't kill anyone to protect them. If, on the other hand, you'd like someone more conniving to watch your stuff, The Joker's ready to help. Each one has 4 GB of storage, so your only choice is whether you side with good or evil.
DC Comics Mimobot Thumb Drives - Who do you trust?

Lightning Reaction Shocking Game - A shocking party game

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Lightning Reaction is a party game for up to four players. Each player grabs a controller from the base unit. Then the waiting and staring begins. When the light in the middle of the base unit illuminates, be the first person to press the button on your controller. The fastest person is safe and the slowpokes get a shocking surprise. Well, it won't be a surprise the second or third or fourth time... but it's still fun!
Lightning Reaction Shocking Game - A shocking party game

H2O Instant Water Candle Kit - Turn water and oil into fire

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No silliness here: these candles are a super simple, super gorgeous way to make any room more enjoyable. And it's super easy, too. Just fill a vase or glass with water and mix in the color packet. Add a thin top layer of cooking oil, and then float the little wick on the water. Now you have a glorious candle that is also very safe. There's no dripping wax, and if it gets knocked over, the water extinguishes the flame. So, it's perfect for using in any baby's crib. Okay, so that was silliness; babies and fire don't mix. But these candles will surely brighten up any family room, dining room, office or any other dark, unhappy place. YAY.
H2O Instant Water Candle Kit - Turn water and oil into fire

PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer - Be as clean as a pig!

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If you're looking to win friends and influence people, we have the product that will launch you into super stardom. PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer will give your hands the distinct odeur of crisp, delicious bacon. And as an added bonus, PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer actually santizes your hands, killing the germs you'll acquire when you shake the hands of all of those new friends you've just made.
PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer - Be as clean as a pig!

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