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Has it been that long?

We love bringing you snippets of geek history as part of our newsletters, but sometimes it makes us feel old. Can you believe that the movie Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone was released exactly ten years ago today? ThinkGeek was just a wee handful of geeks and products back then.

But like young Harry, we've only grown more magical as the years have passed. Geeks don't get old--we get awesome.

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Happy birthday to Shigeru Miyamoto, the man behind some of our most treasured video games! Without him, we wouldn't have Mario, Donkey Kong, Zelda, or Star Fox. Celebrate his genius by picking up some old school gaming goodies with code MIYAMOTO@### for $10 off $50+ orders, good through 11:59pm ET 11/19/11.
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Yoda Tree Topper - Deck the halls with a jolly green Jedi

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Yoda's been known to hover. We're not sure if this is as easy as breathing for someone who has attained such mastery of the Force, or if he does it to show off and impress lesser Jedi. Either way, we figured the natural place for a Jedi Master during the holidays would be on top of the tree. And lo and behold, that's where we found Yoda. Nestled snugly among the tip-top branches, Yoda's star will glow green and protect your presents from the Grinch.
Yoda Tree Topper - Deck the halls with a jolly green Jedi

Boba Fett Holiday Fabriche - For your holiday feasting table

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The Boba Fett Holiday Fabriche is the ultimate centerpiece for your bountiful holiday feast. It's a highly detailed piece of artwork with all the little touches that will delight Star Wars fans. (A thermal detonator? Yes please!) Boba's clearly guarding his biggest present: Han Solo in Carbonite, wrapped in a bow, and tagged with a a gift tag that says, "To: Jabba." Bring a little menacing intergalactic fun to your holiday table this year!
Boba Fett Holiday Fabriche - For your holiday feasting table

Star Wars Nutcracker - May the nuts be with you

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Eating nuts is like playing with The Force: it's good for you until you go overboard. This holiday season, you can crack open some nuts with the help of the Force. And by the Force, we mean these cool wooden nutcrackers. While Yoda is green, you don't have to use him for only pistachios. Vader prefers pecans, as long as you plan to bake them into a delicious pie.
Star Wars Nutcracker - May the nuts be with you

Yoda Holiday Hat - Yo-ho-ho-ho-da

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This Yoda Holiday Hat is one your wee geek will cherish. It's your typical red and white plush Santa hat with the addition of bendable green Yoda ears. "Santa Yoda" is printed on the front, just above the white fluffy brim. What's more adorable than this hat? Seeing pictures of your wee geeks wearing it. Be sure to send us your action shots!
Yoda Holiday Hat - Yo-ho-ho-ho-da

R2-D2 Snow Globe - From Hoth to hearth

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There's nothing more heartwarming than a snow globe. Upon further thought, we're thinking that the reason a snow globe is so heartwarming has to do with schadenfreude. After all, you're toasty and warm by your crackling Yule Log and whatever creature is in the globe is permanently sealed in a world of cold. Shake it up! Make it snow! Ha ha ha! I'm warm and you're in the snow! Fans of Star Wars will love this tiny snow globe featuring our favorite droid, R2-D2. Not only does he deliver important messages from Princess Leia, he also brings gifts!
R2-D2 Snow Globe - From Hoth to hearth

New technologies from Aperture - Good luck, test candidate

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Greetings, lover of science! Do you have a large collection of science books toppling from your shelves? You could put up a warning sign, but why not solve the problem itself? This set of Portal Bookends is guaranteed to save you from falling books. Celebrate conquering gravity by baking some cookies with these new Portal Cookie Cutters. After 12-14 minutes in the Burninator, you can have delicious Companion Cube cookies!
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Star Trek Holidays - Illogical at best

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The holidays are quite illogical, Spock thinks. If I get a gift for you, and you get a gift of equivalent value for me, why don't we each just acquire something for ourselves and be done with it? So we thought we'd stick it to Spock and find a bunch of fun holiday items bearing his likeness. Who needs an angel on top the tree when you can have a Vulcan? Or a Santa hat when you can have a Spock-a Hat? Kirk couldn't stay out of the action, so he's joined Spock for our personal favorite, the Star Trek Nutcrackers. Check out all our Star Trek holiday gifts!
Star Trek Holidays - Illogical at best

8-Bit Holiday Wreath - Old skool & reusable decor

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The 8-Bit Holiday Wreath is the perfect solution for the old skool gamer who wants to be festive and honor the ancient gods of 8-bit gaming. Crafted of durable EVA foam, the 8-Bit Wreath features shiny gold coins with blinking yellow LEDs, a controller, a pair of cherries, and a certain green mushroom in a Santa hat, among other goodies. Deck the halls with something geeky!
8-Bit Holiday Wreath - Old skool & reusable decor

2012 Despair Calendar - Exclusive to ThinkGeek!

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ThinkGeek pairs with the hilarious demotivators over at Despair, Inc to produce our very own custom 2012 calendar, perfect for the jaded geek in all of us. Demotivator artwork for every month reminds you that you're not special, while geeky dates and factoids help you feel at least a little smarter. Whether you're a rocket scientist geek, economics geek, retail monkey, perpetual college student, or finding a way to live the gamer lifestyle and play D&D for a living, this calendar is for you. Feel the depressingly crushing--yet loving--embrace of your ThinkGeek Despair, Inc calendar as it reminds you that you're not the only one surrounded by idiots.
2012 Despair Calendar - Exclusive to ThinkGeek!

Sparkling Bacon Ornament - Sparkly meat for your tree

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Bacon--it's not just for dinner anymore! Now it's for making your holiday shrub-of-choice more festive! But don't use real bacon, silly. Real bacon is for eating. No, for festivizing, you need Sparkling Bacon Ornaments. See, the meat parts sparkle, and the silver bits glisten--just like real bacon fat! There's no better way to let everyone know that your number one wish for the holidays is not something like world peace, but bacon for all who want bacon. Oh, and it's also fun to sneak onto grandma's tree and see if she notices.
Sparkling Bacon Ornament - Sparkly meat for your tree

LEGO Advent Star Wars Calendar - Countdown to launch!

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It's not the holidays without a countdown to the big day. If your wee geek (or wee geek-at-heart) is a fan of Star Wars or LEGO, they'll love this fun and festive Advent Calendar, sure to shift your hollydaze into hyperdrive. Each day of December has a special tiny gift, including iconic minifigures, mini vehicles, and accessories for your minifigs. Do you have the patience to only open one per day?
LEGO Advent Star Wars Calendar - Countdown to launch!

Bacon Candy Canes - Candy canes of meat

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Halloween isn't the only holiday that brings candy. So does winter! Wait, winter isn't a holiday. Oh well, too late now; if it's on the internet it's gotta be true, right? Anywho, these look just like candy canes of yore. They are striped red and white and have that jaunty bend in them. Only these candy canes don't taste like peppermint. They taste like bacon. Now that really is true: the candy, it tastes like the bacon. Each individually wrapped box has 6, so you can decorate or share.
Bacon Candy Canes - Candy canes of meat

Captain Jack Harkness Coat - Be a 51st Century Man!

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Captain Jack's coat is arguably the coolest thing about him. Okay, maybe his inability to die is cool too. And his time traveling. But the coat! It is one sexy, sexy coat. This replica makes cosplaying Captain Jack (or just staying warm this winter) easy. It features replica RAF brass buttons, an exact replica belt buckle, back kick pleat with hidden buttons, double-breasted closure, and functional pockets on the inside and outside. Just remember, you may feel immortal while wearing this, but you are still a regular human.
Captain Jack Harkness Coat - Be a 51st Century Man!

Bacon Frosting - And even meaty for your cakes!

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Everything needs more! And forget cowbells; everything needs more BACON! Your breakfast? More bacon. Your candy canes? More bacon. Your after dinner drink? More bacon. That delicious cake you plan to have for dessert? Yup, you guessed it: more bacon. And now, with bacon frosting, it's so much easier to get more bacon into (well, onto) your confections! Plus, it makes it look all pretty and stuff (unlike real bacon, which ends up making cakes look cluttered, trust us). Perk up any treat with Bacon Frosting. Yay!
Bacon Frosting - And even meaty for your cakes!

Snarky Holiday Cards - Happy %@$#ing Holidays

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Funny holiday cards are very rarely as funny as they think they are. Normally, they are just sad. So, screw all that holiday cheer crap. Why try for funny? Happiness it too meh. Forget it. This holiday season, unleash your inner snark. Not the little birds that we're still looking for (we won't give up!), but that evil little voice that smiles at you while it raises its middle finger. Send someone a card that reads: "Your gift will be arriving late or never." Sums up everything just right, we think. Six different cards await your holiday cheer. Snarky holidays, y'all!
Snarky Holiday Cards - Happy %@$#ing Holidays

Doctor Who Lunch Box - Fish fingers & custard

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Even if your lunch plan doesn't involve fish fingers, custard, or Jelly Babies, The Doctor won't mind if you put it in his lunch box. Shaped like the top third of the TARDIS, this lunch box may in fact be bigger on the inside. We could certainly fit a lot of lunch food in it. Whether your Whovian is heading to the board room or the classroom, they'll love to carry their lunch in this classic meal lunch box.
Doctor Who Lunch Box - Fish fingers & custard

Spider Podium - Dock it, hang it, grip it

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The Spider Podium is to your phone what the Gorrillapod is to your camera. This sturdy plastic spider will hold phones and small devices of all sizes and still have legs available to display your device securely wherever you go. Wrap the legs around your bike's handlebars, into the A/C vents of your car, or just set them up as a stand on your desk. Parents of wee geeklings love to use the Spider to attach their smartphones to their strollers for easier family walks. Once you start playing with your Spider Podium, you'll find hundreds of ways to display your device.
Spider Podium - Dock it, hang it, grip it

Yoomi Baby Bottle - Warmth within

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Yoomi is a self-warming baby bottle for busy GeekMoms and GeekDads. With the press of a button, it warms expressed breast milk or formula to the perfect temperature in just 60 seconds. Recharge and sterilize Yoomi in your steam sterilizer or boiling water and you're ready for the next feeding. We love Yoomi as a travel bottle. No need to bug friends to put on a pot of water or asking for hot water at a restaurant. Just press Yoomi's magic orange button and baby's meal is ready in a not-too-hot minute.
Yoomi Baby Bottle - Warmth within

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