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Another year older and wiser...

After the annual partying, flinging of the free t-shirts, and deletion of incriminating evidence from our smart phones, our 12th birthday rites are finally complete. And now that we're a year older, we promise to crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentation of their mascots.

Oh, and to see Conan the Barbarian on Friday, for old times' sake.

Are...they alive?

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Radica Fijit Friends - Your interactive BFF

These four adorable, squishy robots are a geek girl's BFF. Your Fijit Friend is pretty talented--she recognizes over 30 keywords and responds with over 150 phrases. She detects the rhythm of any external music you play and dances to the beat. It doesn't matter if you're a fan of rock, country, or even opera; your Fijit Friend loves it all and is ready to groove. Her uniquely soft and squishy body is just made for hugging and tickling. Maybe best of all, her colorful face is bright and lights up when she's interacting with you so you know she's engaged and ready for whatever you want to do!
Radica Fijit Friends - Your interactive BFF

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Solid Steel Pi Bottle Opener - Calculate a bottle's volume, then open it

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Our favorite irrational number now has new utility! Sure, you can use 3.1415926 and so on to calculate the circumference of a circle, volume of a sphere, volume of a cylinder, or describe the decaying orbit of a dying Russian satellite as it plunges deeper into the outer thermosphere. Once you're done with that, you can crack open a longneck. How? Steel artisans have cut a special notch into this solid steel Pi symbol designed to pry the cap off of your favorite adult beverage. Now you can enjoy the beauty of Pi and the effervescence of a cold one at the same time!
Solid Steel Pi Bottle Opener - Calculate a bottle's volume, then open it

Monsterpocalypse: Voltron - More Voltron in your Monsterpocalypse

Monsterpocalypse: Voltron's game play is easy to learn and a heck of a lot of fun. First, choose your battle map: Cosmic Influx or Solar Conflict. Various elements on the battle maps bring different special effects to the game, and you will struggle with your opponent for control of key points on the battle map to give your force an edge. In the midst of this space scene, Voltron and Lo-Tron collide in battle. The outcome of Voltron and Lo-Tronís fight will determine the fate of the universe... or who buys the tonight's pizza.
Monsterpocalypse: Voltron - More Voltron in your Monsterpocalypse

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Laptop Speaker Bar - Room-filling, 360-degree sound from a laptop?

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Let's face it: laptop speakers suck. But what if your only computer is a laptop? Do you have to settle for sucky sound quality? Heck no, not when you have a Laptop Speaker Bar! The Laptop Speaker Bar clips easily to the top of most laptops and netbooks and stays securely fastened for as long as you need it. It's plug-and-play, so you can enjoy room-filling, 360-degree sound from your laptop instantly. Mac and PC friendly.
Laptop Speaker Bar - Room-filling, 360-degree sound from a laptop?

Lightsaber Handle Flashlights - Sometimes, it's just dark

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Rancor. Yoda never said this, but sometimes a "Dark" place is just plain dark. And while Jedi powers are great, they won't really help you find your keys when the lights go out. That's where the Lightsaber Handle Flashlight comes in handy. This officially licensed Star Wars collectible comes with three AAA batteries. Both Vader and Luke style hilts are available, though we think they ought to be called Vader and pre-Vader since they were both technically made by the same person. Fire up a Lightsaber Handle Flashlight and vanquish the darkness.
Lightsaber Handle Flashlights - Sometimes, it's just dark

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Boombox Speaker Cushion - Proclaim love, save your arms

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Back in the day, when you wanted to proclaim your love for someone, you brought your boombox to your beloved's house, turned the volume up, pressed play, and held it aloft for as long as it took. What do we do now that we're wimpy office workers who only lift our pencils and pens? Plug in your MP3 player and the Boombox Speaker Cushion will pump out your favorite tunes while the classic equalizer panel illuminates to the music on the front. Go on, hold it up!
Boombox Speaker Cushion - Proclaim love, save your arms

Withings Blood Pressure Monitor for iPhone - Easy and accurate

They may not come two by two with hands of blue and a wand that makes your brains exit your nostrils, but medical professionals can be intimidating. How can you get a true and accurate picture of your heart health? Easy: test regularly at home. The Withings Blood Pressure Monitor is designed specifically for iOS devices, so it'll talk to your iPhone, iPad, or iPod Touch. Simply plug in your iOS device, strap on the cuff, and launch the measurement. The free app keeps your measurement history close at hand so you can detect trends early and be prepared to discuss the big picture at your next doctor's appointment.
Withings Blood Pressure Monitor for iPhone - Easy and accurate

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Mantis LED Desk Lamp - Brighten up your workspace

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Clip it anywhere. Aim it anywhere. Shine it anywhere. Bring it anywhere. The Mantis LED Desk Lamp can be clipped to monitor, laptop, shelf, or tabletop and aimed at the perfect angle. Or should you want a smaller footprint, you can stand Mantis on its rubber tipped legs like a, well, like a mantis. Or a rocketship. Eleven bright LEDs provide illumination without generating a lot of heat. Need to bring your show on the road? Mantis is battery powered and small enough to stow away in your Bag of Holding.
Mantis LED Desk Lamp - Brighten up your workspace

Super Deluxe Mario R/C Cars - Drivers, start your engines!

Available in either Mario or Yoshi, these R/C carts are maneuverable around the office, weaving around desks and between cubicles. Mario and Yoshi come in individual channels so you can have your very own Battle Mode right in the discomfort of your own workplace. These fully assembled R/C karts are huuuuuge and have the authentic details that Mario Kart fans expect. The full function controls include directional steering in forward and reverse. Don't forget to eat some bananas so you can recreate a real Mario Kart experience!
Super Deluxe Mario R/C Cars - Drivers, start your engines!

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Grid-It Ultimate Organizer - Tame that crazy bag!

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Grid-It is an insanely versatile organization system that will tame your crazy bag once and for all. Its black mat is covered in rubberized woven elastics. Just pull an elastic up, slide your gadget, gizmo, or cord underneath, and let it snap back in place. It's ideal for folks who want to travel with a smartphone, iPod, digicam, pencils, pens, snacks, and a variety of charging cables. Configure it however you want! No matter how you arrange things, you can be sure Grid-It's elastics will hold it down securely. Best of all, when you need something, it'll be exactly where you left it.
Grid-It Ultimate Organizer - Tame that crazy bag!

Bacon Scented Air Freshener - Meat is in the air

Awakin' to bacon is just about the best thing ever. And if you're like us, traffic is making our commutes to and from work longer and more tiring. So let's use the magic of bacon to help us stay awake when we drive. Just hang up a Bacon Scented Air Freshener and the power of meat will help you keep you alert... and hungry. Seriously, you should stock up on napkins, because you will drool a lot more. Add one to your cube at work, and continue drooling (and staying awake) throughout the day. Bacon, isn't there nothing you can't not do?
Bacon Scented Air Freshener - Meat is in the air

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Smart String Tape Measure - For the perfect fit

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So many things to measure! But what if you can't remember numbers well (or are rushed) and need to calculate area or volume of bits of reality? And you don't have paper? Get a Smart String Tape Measure. It's part calculator and part tape measure. Instead of tape, though, it's string (which can bend, making measuring weird things easy). Pull out the string and see the length on the screen! Hit a button to save the measurement (up to 3) and then pop to calculator mode to easily math-a-ma-fy the measurements. Put the 'fun' back in 'measurement' with Smart String!
Smart String Tape Measure - For the perfect fit

Air Picks - No left hand wizardry required!

Did the left hand part prevent you from being awesome at Rock Band or Guitar Hero? Strumming in rhythm is easy; it's the blasted orange key that keeps making life difficult! Air Picks are here with the solution for your everyday rock needs, with no left hand wizardry required. Select the song of your choice, then strum in rhythm to release the chords. With the flick of your wrist, the rock will burst forth. There's even a whammy bar button if you want to add a little wobble at just the right moment. Rock on, unidextrous friend. Rock on.
Air Picks - No left hand wizardry required!

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Top Gear Projection Alarm Clock - Rise and shine to the Stig

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After seven years, we found out that there was just a man beneath the visor, but in our hearts knew it was all a lie. Now, we have the digital proof you knew was there all along. Some say he tells time by seeing into the very core of the universe. All we know is he's called the Stig.
Top Gear Projection Alarm Clock - Rise and shine to the Stig


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Team Neville

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Team Neville Babydoll

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Camp Shirt for Gadget Freaks

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12th Anniversary Shirt - Free with $20 purchase

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Coava Coffee Filters for Aeropress

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Okami Plush

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Mario 3DS Holder

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Portal Prints

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Batman Apron

Batman Apron

Green Lantern Power Ring Kit

Green Lantern Power Ring Kit

The Practical Pyromaniac

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Pentominoes 3D Puzzle Cubes

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Clip-On Bike LED Lights

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Milk Straws

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Gunnar Glasses - Scope Steel

Gunnar Glasses - Scope Steel

Das Boot Beer Glass

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Captain America Stein

Captain America Stein

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iball3 LED Puzzle Ball

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Pet-Casso

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