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We feel old.

Old like we existed before The Sims kicked gnomes, before Survivor aired, before the PS2 was released--even before Trogdor burninated the countryside.

And we have you to blame. Your support of Timmy's world domination plan makes our 12th anniversary on Saturday, August 13th possible, and we'd like to thank you with hugs! Or is that too forward? How about a free, limited edition anniversary t-shirt, back to school goodies, and a <3? Consider it done.

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Back to School - Work hard, geek hard

Whether you're outfitting a dorm room (posters, check), thinking about what to pack in your little one's lunches (sporks, got those too), or prepping for an eventful first day back in class (Annoy-a-trons, glad we're not your teacher), we have it all in our Back to School section. Knock 'em dead this year!
Back to School - Work hard, geek hard

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Dolphin Folding Ceramic Knife - Approved by the Dolphin Mafia

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We delved into the sea and negotiated with Bobby K. Flipper, notorious mob boss of the Dolphinos. When we surfaced, we had a crate of these fine ceramic knives. The handle is G-10, an extremely durable resin-soaked fiberglass. The ceramic blade is made of Zirconium Oxide (zirconia), which ranks 8.5 on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness. (Diamond is 10.) This very hard edge rarely needs sharpening, and if it'll cut the enemies of dolphin mobsters, it'll surely cut the things in your life that need cutting.
Dolphin Folding Ceramic Knife - Approved by the Dolphin Mafia

Wet Circuit - The safest power strip

Here's why the Wet Circuit is the best power strip on the planet: it's water resistant (go on, pour water on it, nothing will happen!), child and pet safe (go on, shove tweezers in it, nothing will happen), has overheat protection (go on, have a non-burned house!), and will last four times longer than a regular power strip. With all of these amazing features, it's a no-brainer for accident prone people (or folks with inquisitive wee geeks).
Wet Circuit - The safest power strip

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1/4 Scale Super Deluxe Predator - Largest Predator figures made

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These three ginormous Predator sculpts are some of the most impressive figures we've ever seen. Standing at about 18-19" tall, they match up to our Big Chap Alien and tower over lesser figures. Each figure includes over 20 points of articulation, separate body suit netting, removable backpack, and tribal necklaces and skulls. Now comes the hard part--do you want the Open Mouth Predator, Closed Mouth Predator, or Helmeted Predator? We couldn't choose, so we got all three.
1/4 Scale Super Deluxe Predator - Largest Predator figures made

E.R. Beat LED Digital Watch - Doctor, doctor, tell me the time

This watch is the perfect gift for the doctor, nurse, physician's assistant, EMT, or med school student in your life. (Of course, there's a bunch of other health-related careers that we could have listed, but then we'd run out of room to tell you what the watch does.) Press the button and a heart rate monitor will blip across the screen, bouncing upward to mark the hour and down to mark the minutes. Also, since it's not really a heart rate monitor, you can use it to freak people out and make them think you died. That's always good for a laugh.
E.R. Beat LED Digital Watch - Doctor, doctor, tell me the time

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Voltdeck Wireless Electric Skateboard - Closer to a hoverboard

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The Voltdeck Wireless Electric Skateboard will just have to fill the hoverboard gap. If your goal in life is to zip around town like Marty McFly rather than do crazy flippy moves like Tony Hawk, this is the skateboard for you. With top speeds up to 12 mph and enough juice to travel for 9 miles on a single charge, you can get around the neighborhood with ease. Just step on, pull the trigger on the handheld controller, and you're off!
Voltdeck Wireless Electric Skateboard - Closer to a hoverboard

NeuroSky MindWave - Exercise equipment for the mind

Experts agree that your brain needs to be exercised just as much as your body, and the NeuroSky MindWave turns your computer into a private tutor. The headset takes decades of laboratory EEG technology research and puts it in your hands. Strap it on and the MindWave Education system monitors the attention level of students as they interact with math, memory, and pattern recognition applications. Ten apps are included; some are educational and kid-friendly, and others are seriously fun for all ages. Developmental tools allow you to write your own programs to interact with the Mindwave, too.
NeuroSky MindWave - Exercise equipment for the mind

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The Guild Season 5 Poster - Heh, poster'd...

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Our favorite Guildies--Codex, Vork, Tink, Clara, Bladezz, and Zaboo--are on a road trip! Instead of spending their days and nights hanging out in the game, engaging in epic clan warfare, or burning down Cheesy Beards, the Knights of Good are going to a con! There they'll lounge in their spacious suite, eat exotic food, and maybe even learn a little something about themselves. Or not. That's also possible. To commemorate the new season of The Guild, we humbly present this awesome poster with artwork by Adam Levermore. All aboard the party van! Join the nerdstravaganza!
The Guild Season 5 Poster - Heh, poster'd...

Magical Unicorn Necklace - Magical like your imagination

Unicorns are full of two things: magic and Rice Krispies treats. In fact, it is the chemical reaction of the Krispies with the unicorn's delicate stomach acid that leads to the farting of rainbows. But enough science--this necklace celebrates everything you love about unicorns in a big, in-your-face way. Colored by the very rainbows that flee from betwixt their cheeks, the unicorn in this Magical Unicorn Necklace will spread its joy and imagination wherever you roam. Will the Magical Unicorn Necklace make you popular? It sure can't hurt!
Magical Unicorn Necklace - Magical like your imagination

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Water Wizard Buddha Board for Kids - The lesson of impermanence

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Whether you're a Buddhist or not, you should be teaching your geeklings about impermanence. Why, you say? Here's a list of great reasons: Firefly, Star Trek TOS, Pushing Daisies, Freaks and Geeks, Angel, Farscape, Veronica Mars, Earth 2, Dollhouse, and many more! See what we mean? The Water Wizard is the kids' version of the Buddha Board. Create a masterpiece by painting on the Water Wizard's surface. Watch your design darken and come to life with the swish of the water wand and then transform as it slowly fades away.
Water Wizard Buddha Board for Kids - The lesson of impermanence

Classic Star Wars Movie Posters - Before there was A New Hope

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... Well, no, actually, it was Southern California, 1977, but anyway. George Lucas had no idea what a phenomenon he was creating. When the movie Star Wars was released, four movie posters were commissioned--that artwork was to hang in the marquee in each theater. Those original posters now command thousands of dollars at auction, but you can have these reproductions for a fraction of the cost. Relive the glory days of Star Wars before there was ever a prequel with these iconic and awesomely retro posters!
Classic Star Wars Movie Posters - Before there was A New Hope

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Candwich Canned Sandwich - DIY PBJ in a can

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When all the stress of life piles on top of you, sometimes the best stress reliever is something you remember loving as a child. Yeah, we're talking about Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches. Think of this Candwich, then, as an emergency PBJ Sandwich. Instead of breaking glass, you just crack the top open and out fall the DIY contents (so you can get the exact PB to J ratio you desire). Also included is a candy surprise. (Surprise: it's Laffy Taffy.. What's best is, with a 1 year shelf life, you'll never be without an emergency snack, lunch, dinner, second dinner, or breakfast! Candwich FTW!
Candwich Canned Sandwich - DIY PBJ in a can

Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper - More useful than you might think

When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. "Glow in the dark TP?" we said, arching an eyebrow. "Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself.
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper - More useful than you might think

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Lion-O Deluxe Action Figure - He has the power!

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Who's that kitty cat, who knows just where it's at? LION-O! Ya dang right! Sure ThunderCats is getting a cartoon reboot, and that's fine. But we must never forget the original Lion-O, and this action figure pulls out all the stops. By himself, Lion-O stands over a foot tall--but put the fully extended Sword of Omens in his hand, raise it up, and he's almost two feet tall! Of course, he comes with a retracted Sword of Omens and also a secondary left hand with his Claw Shield. This cat is awesome times a million. Who are we talkin' about? LION-O! Then we can dig it.
Lion-O Deluxe Action Figure - He has the power!

River Song's Future Sonic Screwdriver - Very mysterious

The mysterious, curly-haired, and wee-bit-crazy River Song waltzed into The Doctor's life in the episode "Silence in the Library." She was even wielding a sonic screwdriver, which she claimed was given to her by the Doctor himself. At the very least, she has Time Lord DNA (and possibly a Time Head). This 7-inch long replica of River Song's Future Sonic Screwdriver includes light and sound effects from the TV show. It also features interchangeable red and blue LED tips. Enjoy it, sweetie.
River Song's Future Sonic Screwdriver - Very mysterious

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New T-Shirts !!


Minecraft Diamond in the Rough

Minecraft Diamond in the Rough

Minecraft Diamond in the Rough Babydoll

Minecraft Diamond in the Rough Babydoll

Bender Face Shirt

Bender Face Shirt

Periodic GeNiUS

Periodic GeNiUS

American Hero Hoodie - tokidoki x marvel

American Hero Hoodie - tokidoki x marvel

Monkey Business Babydoll - tokidoki x marvel

Monkey Business Babydoll - tokidoki x marvel

MacGyver Coat of Arms

MacGyver Coat of Arms

nerdvana

nerdvana

Serenity in Hanzi

Serenity in Hanzi

Serenity in Hanzi Babydoll

Serenity in Hanzi Babydoll

12th Anniversary Shirt - Free with $20 purchase

12th Anniversary Shirt - Free with $20 purchase

 

Quick Blurbs !!


Sloth from the Goonies Mask

Sloth from the Goonies Mask

Flushable Doogie Bags

Flushable Doogie Bags

Star Trek Magnetic Story Board

Star Trek Magnetic Story Board

Screen Deck

Screen Deck

Wonder Woman Apron

Wonder Woman Apron

Cleanwater Baby Bathtub with Temp reading

Cleanwater Baby Bathtub with Temp reading

God of War Action Figures

God of War Action Figures

Talking Bender Figure

Talking Bender Figure

Android Vinyl Action Figure

Android Vinyl Action Figure

Rubik's Cube Coasters

Rubik's Cube Coasters

Robocup Measuring Cups

Robocup Measuring Cups

Glowing Moonlight Cushion

Glowing Moonlight Cushion


Fresh Goodies On Sale !!


Star Wars Dark Side - Save 20%

Star Wars Dark Side - Save 20%

Toxic Spills Glow Coasters - Only $9.99

Toxic Spills Glow Coasters - Only $9.99

Home Chef Culinary Heat Lamp - Save 30%

Home Chef Culinary Heat Lamp - Save 30%

Star Wars Plush with Sound  - Up to 65% off

Star Wars Plush with Sound - Up to 65% off

Haunted Memories Animated Portraits - Starting at $5.99

Haunted Memories Animated Portraits - Starting at $5.99

Japan Friends of Bento Club Babydoll - Save 32%

Japan Friends of Bento Club Babydoll - Save 32%

LEGO Hero Factory - Buy 1 Get 1 50% Off

LEGO Hero Factory - Buy 1 Get 1 50% Off

iCam Game Console System - Save 69%

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Star Wars Good Guys Babydoll - Save 20%

Star Wars Good Guys Babydoll - Save 20%

Dine-Ink Pen Utensil Set - Save 50%

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Vers Wood iPad Case - Save 25%

Vers Wood iPad Case - Save 25%

Minoru 3D Webcam - Save 45%

Minoru 3D Webcam - Save 45%

Hands-Free Stroller Umbrella - Save 60%

Hands-Free Stroller Umbrella - Save 60%

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Danny Choo's Keep Fighting Japan Shirt - Save 41%

Danny Choo's Keep Fighting Japan Shirt - Save 41%

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