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Do you know what today is?

It's Embrace Your Geekiness Day. We suppose for other people, that means admitting they watched those "Dark Vader" movies or once owned an Atari.

For you, we're guessing it's Embrace Your Geekiness Day every day. We're the ones in the internet trenches, with our geeky hearts on our sleeves, d20s in our pockets, and caffeine molecules on our chests. Timmy's celebrating with his flamethrower--he'll take almost any excuse--so get ready for some face-meltingly hot prices in our sale section!

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What's New @ ThinkGeek !!

Brush with Genius - Totally reminds us of Picture Pages

Brush with Genius is a watercolor paintbrush that "sings" when you put watery brush to paper (or your finger to the metal strip on the brush). Use it to start a conversation about Picture Pages, Captain Kangaroo, or Pinwheel (pinwheel, spinnin' around...) and then move on to talk about circuits and how our mostly-water bodies are excellent at completing them. Scientific and artsy fun for your wee geek.
Brush with Genius - Totally reminds us of Picture Pages

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2D Glasses - No more movie nausea!

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3D Movies. You've got to love them right? But when in-your-face special effects turn into headache-inducing nausea, the fun is over. Deliver old skool 2D images to your tired eyes with the 3D to 2D Glasses. The 3D to 2D glasses eliminate the 3D effect from 3D movies, allowing you to watch in the comfort of 2D. Next time your friends want to go see a 3D movie, bring your 2D Glasses and you'll have the confidence to tag along knowing that you'll be able to experience the best of the cinema with none of the motion sickness, headaches or nausea. Your friends will thank you too... for not puking on their shoes.
2D Glasses - No more movie nausea!

Godzilla Kaiju Wars Board Game - Massive board game of destruction

The game board is a massive two feet by two feet. On it rests a three dimensional city of multi-level buildings, restaurants, parks, and more. And then the calm is disrupted by a roar. Four of the most powerful Kaiju ever have descended on the city--and they're ready for the rumbling! Godzilla vs. Gigan vs. Rodan vs. King Ghidorah! And all of them vs. the local military, as the humans fight back. With a bunch of different gaming scenarios and a bajillion variables (cards, military pieces, etc.), you'll never play the same game twice! But one thing will always be the same: the epic battles you've come to know and love in Kaiju movies. [Insert trademarked Godzilla roar here.]
Godzilla Kaiju Wars Board Game - Massive board game of destruction

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Ice Speed Chess Set - Ice your competition before your queen melts

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The old men at the park will be green with envy. Pop these unique chess game ice trays in the freezer while you consider your opening move. Play a Winner-Eat-All game with frozen juice pieces and an aggressive strategy--or use colored water and see how many games you can play before your pawns melt. Or just have chess piece ice for your mojito. Your move.
Ice Speed Chess Set - Ice your competition before your queen melts

New for Portal 2 - Attention, test subjects

We know that $60 you earned while testing is burning a hole in your pocket, and since you've got that pesky asbestos poisoning, you want to spend it now rather than hoping you make it to your canasta-playing years. We've got a few options for you. (Sorry, no combustible lemons. The boys in the lab are working on it.) We have stickers to label the dangers in your test chamber, stickers to remind you not to inhale the fumes, and a really keen coffee table book that'll remind you of your time at Aperture Labs. You may not have any hands to flip the pages, but you've made a glorious contribution to science.
New for Portal 2 - Attention, test subjects

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Harry Potter Goodies - Witches and wizards rejoice!

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Muggles, move on. Nothing to see here. Okay, magical folks, check out these three amazing new Harry Potter collectibles, perfect for displaying in your house's common room. The Mirror of Erised will show your heart's greatest desire (or your face, if you have the perfect life!). Use the Proclamation Board to go all Dolores Umbridge on your family, friends, or coworkers. And finally, the Marauder's Map will make sneaking around Hogwarts as easy as a first year spell.
Harry Potter Goodies - Witches and wizards rejoice!

Rubik's Cube Speaker - Listen to all your puzzling tunes

It looks like a cube but sounds like a speaker. Well, that's because it's a Rubik's Cube Speaker, silly. All the classic lines and colors of the cube folks have been enjoying since 1974, combined with the sounds of any tune you want to pump through it. Powered by USB, you won't ever have to worry about batteries. And, since it's just got a simple audio in jack, you can use it as a computer speaker or a speaker for any MP3 player you got! The Rubik's Cube Speaker will make sure your tunes not only sound good, but look good.
Rubik's Cube Speaker - Listen to all your puzzling tunes

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DIY Guitar Pick Punch - Never be without a pick again

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Here's a little known fact: the guitar pick predates the guitar by about 300 years. That's right, the means to play the guitar was actually invented before the guitar itself. Ok, so we just made all that up--sorry for pretending to be politicians. Anywho, guitar picks are necessary while rocking out, but since they are small, they can get easily lost. But with this punch, any piece of stiff plastic can be quickly converted into a standard sized pick. The best way to recycle old credit cards, store bonus cards, and even just clear plastic. You can even layer up thin sheets with your own art and glue it all together to make the most fantastic pick ever created. Rock on!
DIY Guitar Pick Punch - Never be without a pick again

Ctrl-Alt-Delete Cup Set - Be refreshed with the three finger salute

When your computer locks up, what do you do? No, you don't punch it, though that would be incredibly cathartic. You give it the three finger salute! Ctrl-Alt-Del has been the goto method for refreshing your computer for years. Now you too can have a little break of your own using those keys. Check out this awesome cup set made to look like your three favorite keyboard keys. Fill them with the caffeinated beverage of your choice, and enjoy a few minutes of relaxation as you reboot your brain. Includes all three cups and an etched drip tray for easy storage.
Ctrl-Alt-Delete Cup Set - Be refreshed with the three finger salute

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FlipIt! USB Charger - USB power even if all the outlets are in use

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Are you the geek wandering through an airport desperately searching for an unused outlet so you can get a little extra juice for your cellphone? Face it--we've all been there. Trying to recharge can often be harder than playing Ninja Gaiden II on cold medicine. Luckily, we've found a USB charger that lets you leech power from an in-use outlet. The FlipIt! USB Charger sits between the outlet and a power plug, drawing just enough juice to top off your phone while your benefactor remains plugged in. You'll be at full power and on your way in no time.
FlipIt! USB Charger - USB power even if all the outlets are in use

Omgpwnies Red Ladies Computer Bag - Girls pwn boys!

Laptop bags are often big, hulking, and formless black nylon with no style or even a drop of femininity. Those days are over! Introducing the latest laptop bag made with the female gamer in mind. We took this awesome blood-red polyvinyl "everyday" bag, padded it, and stuck our OMGPWNIES! logo smack dab on the side. Big enough to hold a 15 inch laptop, all the accessories, some books, a Kindle, and even a small dog, if that's your thing. Watch that poochie doesn't piddle on your Macbook, though. That's not great for sensitive electronics.
Omgpwnies Red Ladies Computer Bag - Girls pwn boys!

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Razer Nostromo - Ready to kick some butt?

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Whether you're a fan of FPS, MMORPG, or RTS games, the Razer Nostromo gaming keypad will give you the upper hand while keeping said hand and wrist completely comfortable. It has an arsenal of tournament-grade controls including 16 fully programmable Hyperesponse keys, 8 keymaps that you can switch between on the fly, and an 8-way directional thumb pad all integrated into one dedicated gaming keypad. The Razer Nostromo's all-new configurator software is as easy to use as it is deadly, allowing you to conveniently customize all the buttons with any game command or key binding to open up a massive repertoire of killer combinations right under your fingertips.
Razer Nostromo - Ready to kick some butt?

Halo Minimates Set - The tiniest UNSC recruits yet

Honey, I shrunk the recruits! After a horrible shrink ray accident, UNSC realized they had created a super weapon--two-inch tall soldiers that could sneak into enemy territory undetected. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition or two-inch tall soldiers. Remember that, folks. This set of Minimates is from Halo Reach and features a teal color Mark VI Spartan, The Jackal Major, Rogue Green, and an exclusive Brute Chieftain.
Halo Minimates Set - The tiniest UNSC recruits yet

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LEGO(r) Star Wars(r) ZipBin(r) - Zip that Force up when you're not using it!

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ZipBins are colorful, durable, wipe-clean boxes with heavy duty zippers. But that's not all! When you unzip them, they magically morph into play surfaces.W hether you're fighting the Separatist droid army or simply packing your defeated enemies away for another day of galactic battle, the LEGO(r) Star Wars(r) ZipBin(r) Storage Cases make the perfect storage bin for clone troopers, Sith Lords and Jedi Knights.
LEGO(r) Star Wars(r) ZipBin(r) - Zip that Force up when you're not using it!

Stampler - It's a stapler. It's a stamp. It's a stampler!

Stampler is the perfect way to express your feelings about your not-so-paperless office. Whenever you use it to staple your cover sheet to your TPS report, it also stamps a HAVE A NICE DAY face to the top page. The staple serves as the mouth, permanently drawn in a straight, thin-lipped expression, much like the one on your face every work day.
Stampler - It's a stapler. It's a stamp. It's a stampler!

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OCD Chef's Cutting Board - Precision counts in the culinary arts

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As a chef, perfection is of critical importance. You measure in grams because it's more accurate than ounces. Your cakes and pies are cut into precise 30 degree angles, creating exactly 12 equal servings. Your chocolate chip cookies have exactly 475 chips per batch. You don't have OCD! You're what we call fussy, and that's great! We all need more precision in our cooking, so that's why we got this cutting board for you! Measuring gradients printed on the side guide your hand as you chop and cut, and it's made from solid naturally antiseptic beechwood for easy and sanitary cleanup!
OCD Chef's Cutting Board - Precision counts in the culinary arts

Star Trek Metal Plated Phaser - Screen accurate for display or cosplay!

Fans of the latest JJ Abrams Star Trek film no doubt remember that cool silver and chrome phaser that Kirk and Spock used to infiltrate the Romulan chip and rescue Captain Pike. We've teamed with a prop effects company that took a mold of the original prop used in the film and made these highly detailed screen accurate replicas and priced them well within the budget of any fan. Display it on your mantle using the brass-plated stand, or run around the house going "PEW PEW PEW!" It doesn't matter to us. Solid and heavy, you'll be amazed once you hold a piece of Star Trek history in your hands!
Star Trek Metal Plated Phaser - Screen accurate for display or cosplay!

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New T-Shirts !!

Wheatley Laboratories

Wheatley Laboratories

Planet Express - Now in grey!

Planet Express - Now in grey!

Tentacle Tee Dress

Tentacle Tee Dress

Tentacle Shirt

Tentacle Shirt

Wanted: Bad Horse

Wanted: Bad Horse

Olde Fortran

Olde Fortran

resistance is futile Babydoll

resistance is futile Babydoll

Meme Buffet Babydoll

Meme Buffet Babydoll

Portal 2 Mantis Men

Portal 2 Mantis Men

Star Wars Good Guys Babydoll

Star Wars Good Guys Babydoll

Star Wars Dark Side Babydoll

Star Wars Dark Side Babydoll

Android Polo

Android Polo

The Dice Are Trying to Kill Me Fitted Tank Top

The Dice Are Trying to Kill Me Fitted Tank Top

Shirts on Sale!

Shirts on Sale!

   

Quick Blurbs !!

iDuck The Bathtub Musical Duck

iDuck The Bathtub Musical Duck

Gearation

Gearation

DIY Stretchy Band Design Kit

DIY Stretchy Band Design Kit

Squishable 15

Squishable 15" Worrible

Doodle Tablecloth

Doodle Tablecloth

Fossil Food Paleontology Cake Pans

Fossil Food Paleontology Cake Pans

Superheroine Hinge Wallets

Superheroine Hinge Wallets

tokidoki Marvel Frenzies

tokidoki Marvel Frenzies

Hex Wrench Pendant

Hex Wrench Pendant

Minifigure Customization

Minifigure Customization

Pad Tab for iPad

Pad Tab for iPad

Nightmare Before Xmas Trivial Pursuit

Nightmare Before Xmas Trivial Pursuit

Vs. - A Journal of Choices

Vs. - A Journal of Choices

Solitaire Chess

Solitaire Chess

Salt and Power Shakers

Salt and Power Shakers

Contort USB Hub

Contort USB Hub

Save Yourself, Mammal

Save Yourself, Mammal


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